Kangaro Jokes
14 kangaro jokes and hilarious kangaro puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kangaro that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Cheeky Kangaro Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What is a good kangaro joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
A kangaroo walks into a bar
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He pays with a twenty and the bartender figures, "What does a kangaroo know about money?" gives him a single in change.
Then his curiosity gets the better of him. "You know," he says to the kangaroo, "we don't get a lot of kangaroos in this place."
The kangaroo replies sourly, "Yeah, and at $19 for a beer, you won't be getting many more."
Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because the kids have to play inside.
What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn't jump at all....
A kangaroo walks into a bar
And orders an espresso martini.
While the Barkeeper serves the drink to the kangaroo another customer remarks:
"don't you find it weird that a kangaroo walks into a bar and orders an espresso martini?"
"Yes, normally he wants ginger beer."
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
Of course the Empire State Building can't jump
Two kangaroos are in the bathtub. cuz why not
One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"
Why did the kangaroo cross the road?
It was hopping mad!
*My 5 year old niece made this up. I don't get it. She's been repeating it and giggling the whole day. I have to pretend to understand it.*
A kangaroo hops into the bar, the bartender, says "sorry we're closed"
The kangaroo says, "I thought you needed a bouncer"
*Ba dum tiss*
What does a kangaroo get if it hurts itself really badly?
A hop-eration
Courtesy of my 7yo daughter so be kind!
Did you know that some kangaroos can jump higher than most mountains?
Because mountains can't jump
A kangaroo was dining in a restaurant.
The server stopped by and complained: "Sir! Everytime I stop by you order soup!"
The kangaroo replied: "Why yes! That's because I'm a morsoupial!"
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. Houses can't jump
Why are Kangaroos only qualified to be teachers?
Because they're Kangurus
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