Kanga Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kanga jokes. Read kanga dak jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kanga gilbert puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Cheerful Fun Kanga Jokes for Lovely Laughter

A kangaroo walks into a bar

A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He pays with a twenty and the bartender figures, "What does a kangaroo know about money?" gives him a single in change.

Then his curiosity gets the better of him. "You know," he says to the kangaroo, "we don't get a lot of kangaroos in this place."

The kangaroo replies sourly, "Yeah, and at $19 for a beer, you won't be getting many more."

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because the kids have to play inside.

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house doesn't jump at all....

A kangaroo walks into a bar

And orders an espresso martini.
While the Barkeeper serves the drink to the kangaroo another customer remarks:
"don't you find it weird that a kangaroo walks into a bar and orders an espresso martini?"

"Yes, normally he wants ginger beer."

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course the Empire State Building can't jump

Two kangaroos are in the bathtub. cuz why not

One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"

Kanga joke, Two kangaroos are in the bathtub. cuz why not

Why did the kangaroo cross the road?

It was hopping mad!

*My 5 year old niece made this up. I don't get it. She's been repeating it and giggling the whole day. I have to pretend to understand it.*

A kangaroo hops into the bar, the bartender, says "sorry we're closed"

The kangaroo says, "I thought you needed a bouncer"

*Ba dum tiss*

What does a kangaroo get if it hurts itself really badly?

A hop-eration

Courtesy of my 7yo daughter so be kind!

Did you know that some kangaroos can jump higher than most mountains?

Because mountains can't jump

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A kangaroo was dining in a restaurant.

The server stopped by and complained: "Sir! Everytime I stop by you order soup!"

The kangaroo replied: "Why yes! That's because I'm a morsoupial!"

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course. Houses can't jump

Why are Kangaroos only qualified to be teachers?

Because they're Kangurus

Can a Kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower ?

Of course, the Eiffel Tower can't jump !

Why did the kangaroo not like his beer?

It wasn't hoppy enough

Kanga joke, Why did the kangaroo not like his beer?

Just tried kangaroo beer

It was a bit too hoppy for me.

So im going to Kangaroo island..

And I heard that place is pretty HOPPING..

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building?

Nope, but it sure can jump higher than the twin towers.

Why do kangaroos mate at a young age?

Because they can't reach their d**....

Two Kangaroos Talking...

One says to the other, I hope it doesn't rain today, I hate it when the kids play inside.

What do you do when a kangaroo passes out in your backyard?

Call a roomovalist.

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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