The Best 20 Kanga Jokes
Following is our collection of funny Kanga jokes. There are some kanga knocker jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.
Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kanga dak puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Top 10 of the Funniest Kanga Jokes and Puns
A kangaroo walks into a bar
A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He pays with a twenty and the bartender figures, "What does a kangaroo know about money?" gives him a single in change.
Then his curiosity gets the better of him. "You know," he says to the kangaroo, "we don't get a lot of kangaroos in this place."
The kangaroo replies sourly, "Yeah, and at $19 for a beer, you won't be getting many more."
Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?
Because the kids have to play inside.
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn't jump at all....
What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?
Baby kangaroos.
A kangaroo walks into a bar
And orders an espresso martini.
While the Barkeeper serves the drink to the kangaroo another customer remarks:
"don't you find it weird that a kangaroo walks into a bar and orders an espresso martini?"
"Yes, normally he wants ginger beer."
Two kangaroos are in the bathtub. cuz why not
One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"
Why did the kangaroo cross the road?
It was hopping mad!
*My 5 year old niece made this up. I don't get it. She's been repeating it and giggling the whole day. I have to pretend to understand it.*
A kangaroo hops into the bar, the bartender, says "sorry we're closed"
The kangaroo says, "I thought you needed a bouncer"
*Ba dum tiss*
What does a kangaroo get if it hurts itself really badly?
A hop-eration
Courtesy of my 7yo daughter so be kind!
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course. Houses can't jump
Why are Kangaroos only qualified to be teachers?
Because they're Kangurus
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Why did the kangaroo not like his beer?
It wasn't hoppy enough
Just tried kangaroo beer
It was a bit too hoppy for me.
So im going to Kangaroo island..
And I heard that place is pretty HOPPING..
Can a Kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower ?
Of course, the Eiffel Tower can't jump !
Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building?
Nope, but it sure can jump higher than the twin towers.
Why do kangaroos mate at a young age?
Because they can't reach their dicks.
Two Kangaroos Talking...
One says to the other, I hope it doesn't rain today, I hate it when the kids play inside.
What do you do when a kangaroo passes out in your backyard?
Call a roomovalist.
What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?
They both can't ride a bike.
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