The Best 27 Kang Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kang jokes. There are some kang choi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kang drafty puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Kang Jokes and Puns

A kangaroo walks into a bar

A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He pays with a twenty and the bartender figures, "What does a kangaroo know about money?" gives him a single in change.

Then his curiosity gets the better of him. "You know," he says to the kangaroo, "we don't get a lot of kangaroos in this place."

The kangaroo replies sourly, "Yeah, and at $19 for a beer, you won't be getting many more."

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because the kids have to play inside.

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house doesn't jump at all....

A kangaroo walks into a bar

And orders an espresso martini.
While the Barkeeper serves the drink to the kangaroo another customer remarks:
"don't you find it weird that a kangaroo walks into a bar and orders an espresso martini?"

"Yes, normally he wants ginger beer."

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course the Empire State Building can't jump

Two kangaroos are in the bathtub. cuz why not

One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No!"

Kang joke, Two kangaroos are in the bathtub. cuz why not

Why did the kangaroo cross the road?

It was hopping mad!

*My 5 year old niece made this up. I don't get it. She's been repeating it and giggling the whole day. I have to pretend to understand it.*

A kangaroo hops into the bar, the bartender, says "sorry we're closed"

The kangaroo says, "I thought you needed a bouncer"

*Ba dum tiss*

A Mortal Kombat character walks into a store..

Employee: "Finding everything okay, sir?"

Character: "Yes, I'm just Lui Kang."

What does a kangaroo get if it hurts itself really badly?

A hop-eration

Courtesy of my 7yo daughter so be kind!

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Did you know that some kangaroos can jump higher than most mountains?

Because mountains can't jump

A kangaroo was dining in a restaurant.

The server stopped by and complained: "Sir! Everytime I stop by you order soup!"

The kangaroo replied: "Why yes! That's because I'm a morsoupial!"

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course. Houses can't jump

Why are Kangaroos only qualified to be teachers?

Because they're Kangurus

Can a Kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower ?

Of course, the Eiffel Tower can't jump !

Kang joke, Can a Kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower ?

Why did the kangaroo not like his beer?

It wasn't hoppy enough

Liu Kang goes shopping for some new pants

Salesman: "Can I help you find something?"

Liu: "No Thanks, I'm just Liu Kang."

The main character from the Mortal Kombat games walks into a shop

The shopkeeper asks him, "Can I help you find anything?"
And he says, "No thanks. I'm just Liu Kang."

Why did Liu Kang get arrested?

He got caught Robin Shou's

Just tried kangaroo beer

It was a bit too hoppy for me.

So im going to Kangaroo island..

And I heard that place is pretty HOPPING..

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building?

Nope, but it sure can jump higher than the twin towers.

Why do kangaroos mate at a young age?

Because they can't reach their dicks.

Two Kangaroos Talking...

One says to the other, I hope it doesn't rain today, I hate it when the kids play inside.

What do you do when a kangaroo passes out in your backyard?

Call a roomovalist.

Kang joke, What do you do when a kangaroo passes out in your backyard?

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kang chang puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kang thrift piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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