kang Jokes

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A kangaroo walks into a bar

A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He pays with a twenty and the bartender figures, "What does a kangaroo know about money?" gives him a single in change.

Then his curiosity gets the better of him. "You know," he says to the kangaroo, "we don't get a lot of kangaroos in this place."

The kangaroo replies sourly, "Yeah, and at $19 for a beer, you won't be getting many more."

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because the kids have to play inside.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house doesn't jump at all....

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What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

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Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because all the kids have to play in side.

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Two kangaroos are in the bathtub. cuz why not

One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No soap...radio!"

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A kangaroo hops into the bar, the bartender, says "sorry we're closed"

The kangaroo says, "I thought you needed a bouncer"

*Ba dum tiss*

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The kangaroo joke

A man is driving down the road, looks out the window, and sees a kangaroo. He's confused, but he takes the kangaroo into the car, and drives to the police station. He asks the officer there what to do with this kangaroo he found. The officer tells him to take it to the zoo right away. The next day, the oficer is driving down the street, and sees the same man driving down the street, with the kangaroo in the car. He pulls him over and asks why he still has the kangaroo. "Well" the man says "I took him to the zoo, and he liked it so much, today we're going to the circus."

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Why are Kangaroos only qualified to be teachers?

Because they're Kangurus

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Why did the kangaroo not like his beer?

It wasn't hoppy enough

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Liu Kang goes shopping for some new pants

Salesman: "Can I help you find something?"

Liu: "No Thanks, I'm just Liu Kang."

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The main character from the Mortal Kombat games walks into a shop

The shopkeeper asks him, "Can I help you find anything?"
And he says, "No thanks. I'm just Liu Kang."

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What did the kangaroo say after getting sent to Hell?

Wallaby damned

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Can a Kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower ?

Of course, the Eiffel Tower can't jump !

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So im going to Kangaroo island..

And I heard that place is pretty HOPPING..

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The kangaroo mother got incredibly itchy around her belly.

She opened her pouch and yelled, "GODDAMMIT JOEY!!! How often have I told you not to eat the crunchy cookies in bed!

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Just tried kangaroo beer

It was a bit too hoppy for me.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the empire state building?

Nope, but it sure can jump higher than the twin towers.

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What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

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Why do kangaroos mate at a young age?

Because they can't reach their dicks.

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What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course it can, buildings can't jump.

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What did the kangaroo say to the Australian?

Bam and the dirt is gone

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What do you do when a kangaroo passes out in your backyard?

Call a roomovalist.

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Two Kangaroos Talking...

One says to the other, I hope it doesn't rain today, I hate it when the kids play inside.

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What are the most funny Kang jokes of all time ?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Kang? Well, here are the best Kang dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Kang pick up lines to share with friends.

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