Kang Jokes

19 kang jokes and hilarious kang puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kang that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Kang Jokes are fun, lighthearted ways to make people smile. From puns about sneakers and other footwear to jokes about para kangs, these jokes will bring humor and laughter to any group. Read through this collection of Kang Jokes to find the perfect one to share with your friends and family.

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Funniest Kang Short Jokes

Short kang jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kang humour may include short sneakers jokes also.

  1. A Mortal Kombat character walks into a store.. Employee: "Finding everything okay, sir?"
    Character: "Yes, I'm just Lui Kang."
  2. Liu Kang goes shopping for some new pants Salesman: "Can I help you find something?"
    Liu: "No Thanks, I'm just Liu Kang."
  3. The main character from the Mortal Kombat games walks into a shop The shopkeeper asks him, "Can I help you find anything?"
    And he says, "No thanks. I'm just Liu Kang."

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Kang One Liners

Which kang one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kang? I can suggest the ones about footwear and shoe.

  1. What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes? Your sole is mine!
  2. Why did Liu Kang get arrested? He got caught Robin Shou's

Kang joke, Why did Liu Kang get arrested?

Comical Kang Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter

What funny jokes about kang you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean thrift jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kang pranks.

A kangaroo walks into a bar

A kangaroo walks into a bar and orders a beer. He pays with a twenty and the bartender figures, "What does a kangaroo know about money?" gives him a single in change.
Then his curiosity gets the better of him. "You know," he says to the kangaroo, "we don't get a lot of kangaroos in this place."
The kangaroo replies sourly, "Yeah, and at $19 for a beer, you won't be getting many more."

Why do kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because the kids have to play inside.

What's something a kangaroo has that no other animal has?

Baby kangaroos.

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course, a house doesn't jump at all....

A kangaroo walks into a bar

And orders an espresso martini.
While the Barkeeper serves the drink to the kangaroo another customer remarks:
"don't you find it weird that a kangaroo walks into a bar and orders an espresso martini?"
"Yes, normally he wants ginger beer."

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course the Empire State Building can't jump

Two kangaroos are in the bathtub. cuz why not

One kangaroo says, "Pass the soap."
The other kangaroo says, "No!"

Why did the kangaroo cross the road?

It was hopping mad!
*My 5 year old niece made this up. I don't get it. She's been repeating it and giggling the whole day. I have to pretend to understand it.*

A kangaroo hops into the bar, the bartender, says "sorry we're closed"

The kangaroo says, "I thought you needed a bouncer"
*Ba dum tiss*

What does a kangaroo get if it hurts itself really badly?

A hop-eration
Courtesy of my 7yo daughter so be kind!

Did you know that some kangaroos can jump higher than most mountains?

Because mountains can't jump

A kangaroo was dining in a restaurant.

The server stopped by and complained: "Sir! Everytime I stop by you order soup!"
The kangaroo replied: "Why yes! That's because I'm a morsoupial!"

Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?

Of course. Houses can't jump

Why are Kangaroos only qualified to be teachers?

Because they're Kangurus

Can a Kangaroo jump higher than the Eiffel Tower ?

Of course, the Eiffel Tower can't jump !

Why did the kangaroo not like his beer?

It wasn't hoppy enough

Kang joke, Why did the kangaroo not like his beer?