Kampf Jokes

32 kampf jokes and hilarious kampf puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kampf that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Kampf Short Jokes

Short kampf jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kampf humour may include short rigatoni jokes also.

  1. I just finished reading Mein Kampf... Pretty good for light reading, I rate it nein out of ten.
  2. A German optimist wanted to write a book to cheer his friends up It was entitled "Nein Kampf"
  3. What is the communist version of Mein Kampf? Our Kampf
    I came up with this at lunch when my friends and I were talking and I thought it was good.
  4. Why do so many Trumpies end up playing Minecraft? They were looking for Mein Kampf and got misdirected.
  5. Did you hear what happened to the latest edition of Mein Kampf? They changed the title to 'The Art of the Deal'
  6. I started playing COD Cold War yesterday and ended up playing online against a player called h**.... He got so many kills but... It was only because he was Kampfing.
  7. A little known fact about h**... was that he was an amateur Chinese chef He wrote a best selling cookbook, Chow Mein Kampf.
  8. I wonder what they called h**...'s autobiography in Zootopia... Maybe Lion Kampf?
  9. What did h**... say from heaven when the Russians took over Auschwitz Stop it that's Mein Kampf!
  10. What's h**...'s favourite food? Chow Mein Kampf

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Kampf One Liners

Which kampf one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kampf? I can suggest the ones about cuisine and author.

  1. What is the most watched video game on Youtube in Germany? Mien Kampf
  2. What was Soviets' response to "Mein Kampf"? Our Kampf.
  3. What did the sad German Shepherd name his autobiography? Wein Kampf
  4. I've been learning German for a week.. Let's just say it's been mein kampf
  5. How to finish a race on time? Advise credits: mein kampf
  6. Did you hear about the German republication of Mein Kampf? It's causing a lot of Führer.
  7. I'm reading Mein Kampf. I'm learning a lot Like Jews don't have souls
  8. What's your favourite German dish? Mine's Chicken Chow Mein Kampf
  9. Minecraft Minecraft - the sequel to Mein Kampf
  10. What do you call a short struggle? Vine Kampf
  11. What is Germany's favorite game? Mein Kampf
  12. I went to the largest campsite in germany it was mein kampf by blitz creek
  13. What did h**... call his recliner? Mein Kampf-y Chair.
  14. What does h**... call the area around his tent? Mein Kampf
  15. What's h**...'s favorite chinese dish? Chow Mein Kampf

Mein Kampf Jokes

Here is a list of funny mein kampf jokes and even better mein kampf puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • Why did h**... struggle to eat his Chinese food? Because he ordered the chow mein Kampf.
  • Did you know that h**... made a rap album? Straight out of Mein Kampf-ton.
  • What's h**...'s favorite Chinese food? Lo mein kampf
Kampf joke, What's h**...'s favorite Chinese food?

Laughter Kampf Jokes for Everyone for Fun and Frivolity

What funny jokes about kampf you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean autobiography jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kampf pranks.

A couple of gentlemen were sitting by the pool at a nudist colony. One of them was reading "Mein Kampf". "Have you read Marx too?", asks one.

"Yes", replies the other, "but I think it's the wicker chairs.".

Kampf joke, What did the sad German Shepherd name his autobiography?