Kamikaze Pilot Jokes

Funniest Kamikaze Pilot Short Jokes

Short kamikaze pilot jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kamikaze pilot humour may include short kamikaze jokes also.

1. What did the kamikaze pilot tell his students? Watch closely. I'm only gonna show this once
2. What did the Kamikaze pilot say to his students? Pay attention, I am only going to do this once.
3. What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students? Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
4. Have you heard of the TV show about kamikaze attacks? It didn't last longer than the pilot
5. My interview for the position of a Kamikaze pilot today went pretty well. until I asked about the pension.
6. Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot? He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard.
7. Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed? He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.
8. Kamikaze pilot instructor: OK, listen up, and listen up closely. I don't want to have to repeat myself to you again tomorrow!
9. A Kamikaze pilot spoke with his instructor... "I keep missing the ships, I need some help!"
   And the instructor said, "OK fine, I'll show you how, but I'm only going to do this once..."
10. I failed my job interview as a Kamikaze pilot today. I probably shouldn't have asked for a pension.

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Kamikaze Pilot One Liners

Which kamikaze pilot one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kamikaze pilot? I can suggest the ones about fighter pilot and pilot.

1. Japan's worst kamikaze pilot He flew over 25 missions
2. Kamikaze pilots had a lot of potential. But it turned out they were all one hit wonders.
3. What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words? "Watch this cause i'll only do it once."
4. Did you hear about the Stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot? He survived 99 missions.
5. Say what you will about kamikaze pilots.. But I think they're the bomb!
6. What's the prerequisite for becoming a kamikaze pilot? A fear of ejection.
7. Why are Kamikaze pilots so easy to train? They only need to be taught to take off.
8. Did you hear the one about the suicidal kamikaze pilot? Talk about work-life balance
9. Meanwhile... at a kamikaze pilot training camp "Watch closely, I can only do this once."
10. Peter Pan became a kamikaze pilot. He's now part of the Neverland Squadron.
11. What do Jewish Kamikaze Pilots Yell? PONZ-AAAAIIII!

Kamikaze Pilot Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about kamikaze pilot you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean aircraft pilot jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kamikaze pilot pranks.