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What did the kamikaze flight instructor tell his students?
I'm only gonna show you this once
What did the kamikaze pilot tell his students?
Watch closely. I'm only gonna show this once
Japanese Banking Crisis
Uncertainty has hit the Japanese banking industry.
In the past week, Origami bank has folded, Sumo bank has gone belly up and Bonsai bank announced plans to cut some of its branches.
Last week it was announced that Karaoke bank is up for sale and will likely go for a song while shares in Kamikaze bank were suspended after they nosedived.
Samurai bank is soldiering on following sharp cutbacks, Ninja bank is reported to have taken a hit, but it remains in the black.
Furthermore 500 staff at Karate bank got the chop and analysts report there is something fishy going on at Sushi bank where it's feared staff may get a raw deal.
It's only kamikaze if it came from the Kamikaze region in Japan...
Otherwise it's just plane s**....
What did the Kamikaze pilot say to his students?
Pay attention, I am only going to do this once.
What did the instructor at the school for Kamikaze pilots say to his students?
Watch closely. I'm only going to do this once.
Japan's worst kamikaze pilot
He flew over 25 missions
Kamikaze
It's a dying art
Financial collapse in Japan
Origami Bank has folded.
Sumo Bank has gone belly up.
Bonsai Bank has had to cut back some of its branches.
Karaoke Bank has been put up for sale and is going for a song.
There's something fishy going on at Sushi Bank...shareholders are afraid they might get a raw deal.
Kamikaze Bank shares have nose-dived.
500 jobs at Karate Bank have been chopped.
Why were kamikaze flyers a bad weapon?
Because all the good ones died in practice.
Have you heard of the TV show about kamikaze attacks?
It didn't last longer than the pilot
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What did the kamikaze instructor say to the student
Now watch carefully im only gonna show this once
Kamikaze pilots had a lot of potential.
But it turned out they were all one hit wonders.
A kamikaze teacher explains to his students:
Students pay attention I will show you once.
My interview for the position of a Kamikaze pilot today went pretty well.
until I asked about the pension.
What did the Japanese General say to his kamikaze trainee?
Despite what everyone tells you, you'll never learn from your mistakes.
Did you hear about the Jewish kamikaze pilot?
He crashed his plane onto his brothers scrap metal yard.
What were the Kamikaze Pilot's last words?
"Watch this cause i'll only do it once."
Why was the kamikaze pilot so depressed?
He felt his life was heading for a downward spiral.
Kamikaze pilot instructor:
OK, listen up, and listen up closely. I don't want to have to repeat myself to you again tomorrow!
A Kamikaze pilot spoke with his instructor...
"I keep missing the ships, I need some help!"
And the instructor said, "OK fine, I'll show you how, but I'm only going to do this once..."
At the course of kamikaze soldiers, some students were clearly distracted
"Pay attention!", said the laborator assistant, "I'm not gonna show you twice."
My historian friend was telling me about how the Japanese would kamikaze when all else failed.
That's just plane s**...
Did you hear about the Stormtrooper who became a kamikaze pilot?
He survived 99 missions.
[AMA Request] WWII Veteran who went kamikaze
Say what you will about kamikaze pilots..
But I think they're the bomb!
I failed my job interview as a Kamikaze pilot today.
I probably shouldn't have asked for a pension.
What's the prerequisite for becoming a kamikaze pilot?
A fear of ejection.
Why are Kamikaze pilots so easy to train?
They only need to be taught to take off.
Man, my Grandfather was such a great pilot.
He returned from almost 15 Kamikaze missions! God bless him
Did you hear the one about the suicidal kamikaze pilot?
Talk about work-life balance
Eminem should've dropped Kamikaze today
Really missed the mark there, didn't you, Em?
Meanwhile... at a kamikaze pilot training camp
"Watch closely, I can only do this once."
Peter Pan became a kamikaze pilot.
He's now part of the Neverland Squadron.
A rejected Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle villain concept shows a subset of the Foot clan that acted as kamikaze pilots, attacking the turtles in their own base.
They were sewer-side b**....
