Kama Sutra Jokes

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Funniest Kama Sutra Short Jokes

Short kama sutra jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kama sutra humour may include short guru jokes also.

1. The Holy Bible teaches us to love one another... ...the Kama Sutra is a bit more specific.
2. I bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice things up in the bedroom with my girlfriend... ...unfortunately, it wouldn't fit inside her.
3. The Holy Bible tells us to love one another. The Kama Sutra, however, is a little more specific.
4. I went to the library looking for a copy of the Kama sutra... I couldn't find it. So I complained to the librarian.
   They Replied "Ah that's cause it's in a different position every week"
5. Me and my girlfriend bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice up our love life... ... I just can't seem to fit it inside her. Shouldn't have gotten the hardcover version I guess.
6. Have you heard about the Mother and Son themed Kama Sutra? It's called "Oediple Arrangements."
7. My wife said if I don't do page 7 of the Kama Sutra she will leave me. It's put me in a very difficult position.
8. I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book. I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo.
9. The Kama Sutra has announced a new s**... position called The Plumber: You stay in all day and nobody comes!

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Kama Sutra One Liners

Which kama sutra one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kama sutra? I can suggest the ones about korma and romance.

1. The Bible tells us to love each other. The Kama Sutra is a little more specific.
2. The Holy Bible tells us to love one another. The Kama Sutra is more specific.
3. Bible teaches you to love thy neighbor. Kama-sutra tells you how.
4. My girlfriend bought me the Kama Sutra last week... ...it put me in an awkward position.
5. Imagine what the spider Kama Sutra is like with all those legs.
6. GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra Told her I studied a broad.

Cheerful Fun Kama Sutra Jokes for Lovely Laughter

What funny jokes about kama sutra you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean paradise jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kama sutra pranks.