The Best 14 Kama Sutra Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kama Sutra jokes. There are some kama sutra jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kama sutra puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kama Sutra Jokes and Puns

The Bible tells us to love each other.

The Kama Sutra is a little more specific.

The Holy Bible tells us to love one another.

The Kama Sutra is more specific.

I bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice things up in the bedroom with my girlfriend...

...unfortunately, it wouldn't fit inside her.

Bible teaches you to love thy neighbor.

Kama-sutra tells you how.

My girlfriend bought me the Kama Sutra last week...

...it put me in an awkward position.


I went to the library looking for a copy of the Kama sutra...

I couldn't find it. So I complained to the librarian.
They Replied "Ah that's cause it's in a different position every week"

Me and my girlfriend bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice up our love life...

... I just can't seem to fit it inside her. Shouldn't have gotten the hardcover version I guess.

The Kama Sutra has announced a new sex position called The Plumber:

You stay in all day and nobody comes!

Imagine what the spider Kama Sutra is like with all those legs.

I noticed at my bookstore that the "Kama Sutra" and "The Art of the Deal" are both in the erotica section

According to the bookstore, "The Art of the Deal" has people getting screwed in a lot more positions.

Have you heard about the Mother and Son themed Kama Sutra?

It's called "Oediple Arrangements."

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My wife said if I don't do page 7 of the Kama Sutra she will leave me.

It's put me in a very difficult position.

I'm working on a Star Wars Kama Sutra book.

I don't have all the positions down quite yet, but I have mastered the Hand Solo.

GF asked me where I learned Kama Sutra

Told her I studied a broad.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kama sutra jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kama sutra piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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