Kale Jokes

Funniest Kale Short Jokes

Short kale jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The kale humour may include short cabbage jokes also.

1. I told my wife to make sure the coconut oil is mixed nicely with the kale so I can easily scrape it into the garbage.
2. Why should you cook kale in coconut oil? Makes it easier to slide it right into the trash.
3. What does the kale farmer say to the meat farmer? Hi.
   (Original joke from my 10-year-old son).
4. Protip: If you stir some coconut oil into your kale It makes it easier to scrape into the trash
5. Whenever my wife makes kale, I season it with a nice garlic-infused honey. It makes it easier to scrape into the garbage.
6. I have now survived 21,364 days and 13 hours without using essential oils or eating kale. Thank you for your prayers and support during these trying times.
7. What do you call a dinosaur who only eats kale, broccoli, and cauliflower? A cruciferous rex!
8. If you drink 2 glasses of Kale juice daily, it will destroy your belly fat and Your desire to live too.
9. You should try adding olive oil to Kale It makes it much easier to slide into to the trash.
10. Some people might be annoyed with these internet trends... But I think it just adds to our culture. I'm glad I got to witness the kale-end of one and the bespinning of another!

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Kale One Liners

Which kale one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with kale? I can suggest the ones about broccoli and spinach.

1. Kale. I prefer mine with a silent "K"
2. Just started my Vegan diet. They're a bit chewy, but better than kale.
3. What do vegan white nationalists chant at rallies? Sieg-Kale, Sieg-Kale!
4. I dunno why people say hurtful things like... "Wanna go for a run?"
   or "Try this kale."
5. What did the homicidal vegetarian say? I would kale for some salad.
6. Told my Vegan Friend to stop with the Puns. He said oh kale no
7. What did the two stars of Good Burger name their vegan cooking show? Quinoa and Kale!
8. What's a white supremacist's favorite leafy green? K-K-Kale
9. I love kale... Just as long as the K is silent.
10. Why kale green? It's not if you're colorblind.
11. I used to be healthy, but... I just don't kale anymore.
12. How does a vegan respond to a date request?? Sure, I'll kale you later this week....
13. What do you call a salad that can DJ? DJ KALED
14. What type of Kale is the most dangerous? Kale'Thuzad
15. What do you call a hunter that preys only upon vegetables??? Kale-mer Fudd

Laughable Kale Jokes for Instant Grins & Giggles

What funny jokes about kale you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean celery jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make kale pranks.