The Best 24 Kale Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kale jokes. There are some kale peas jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kale herbivore puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kale Jokes and Puns


I prefer mine with a silent "K"

I told my wife to make sure the coconut oil is mixed nicely with the kale

so I can easily scrape it into the garbage.

A vegetable joke:

One day, Mr. Lettuce and Ms. Kale got into a fight over who wears green better. Ms. Kale looks at Mr. Lettuce and says, "I will kale you" and Mr. Lettuce says, "Lettuce fight"

Kale joke, A vegetable joke:

Why should you cook kale in coconut oil?

Makes it easier to slide it right into the trash.

What does the kale farmer say to the meat farmer?


(Original joke from my 10-year-old son).

A dispute between two vegans at green grocers shop turned violent when one of them started throwing a leaf vegetable with somewhat jagged leaves at the other! The second vegan responded by picking them up and hurling them back!

It was either kale or be kaled.

Just started my Vegan diet.

They're a bit chewy, but better than kale.

Kale joke, Just started my Vegan diet.

Protip: If you stir some coconut oil into your kale

It makes it easier to scrape into the trash

I dunno why people say hurtful things like...

"Wanna go for a run?"
or "Try this kale."

What did the homicidal vegetarian say?

I would kale for some salad.

I have now survived 21,364 days and 13 hours without using essential oils or eating kale.

Thank you for your prayers and support during these trying times.

You can explore kale healthier reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean kale potluck dad jokes. There are also kale puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

Told my Vegan Friend to stop with the Puns.

He said oh kale no

What did the two stars of Good Burger name their vegan cooking show?

Quinoa and Kale!

Why do people always put coconut oil on kale?

So it's easier for it to slide into the bin.

I love kale...

Just as long as the K is silent.

What do you call it when you put kale, spinach and romaine together?

A spinage à trois.

Kale joke, What do you call it when you put kale, spinach and romaine together?

What do you call a dinosaur who only eats kale, broccoli, and cauliflower?

A cruciferous rex!

I used to be healthy, but...

I just don't kale anymore.

You should try adding olive oil to Kale

It makes it much easier to slide into to the trash.

How does a vegan respond to a date request??

Sure, I'll kale you later this week....

What do you call a vegetarian fart?

Kale force wind!

If you drink 2 glasses of Kale juice daily, it will destroy your belly fat and

Your desire to live too.

[Life Pro Tip] when cooking Kale.. add some coconut oil..

It makes it easier to scrape into the trash bin..

Why kale green?

It's not if you're colorblind.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kale humanitarian jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kale vegetarian piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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