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Kalashnikov Jokes

4 kalashnikov jokes and hilarious kalashnikov puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about kalashnikov that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Comical Kalashnikov Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

What is a good kalashnikov joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

My uncle spoke of his time in Soviet Russia back in the day

He said there were only 2 channels on TV. He said Channel 1 was p**..., and channel 2 was a KGB pointing a Kalashnikov at the screen saying "Turn back to channel 1!"

A Kalashnikov walks into a BAR

Then they had a gun fight.

Pakistani proverb.

Optimistic students take English. Pessimistic students take Chinese. Realists take Kalashnikov assault rifle.

Who from the Soviet Union made the most in development of modern surgery?

Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov.


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