4+ Comical Kalashnikov Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

Kalashnikov Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kalashnikov jokes. Read kalashnikov smg jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kalashnikov revolver puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Comical Kalashnikov Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land

My uncle spoke of his time in Soviet Russia back in the day

He said there were only 2 channels on TV. He said Channel 1 was p**..., and channel 2 was a KGB pointing a Kalashnikov at the screen saying "Turn back to channel 1!"

A Kalashnikov walks into a BAR

Then they had a gun fight.

Pakistani proverb.

Optimistic students take English. Pessimistic students take Chinese. Realists take Kalashnikov assault rifle.

Who from the Soviet Union made the most in development of modern surgery?

Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov.

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