Comical Kalashnikov Jokes and Gems that Will Get You in Laughter Land
My uncle spoke of his time in Soviet Russia back in the day
He said there were only 2 channels on TV. He said Channel 1 was p**..., and channel 2 was a KGB pointing a Kalashnikov at the screen saying "Turn back to channel 1!"
A Kalashnikov walks into a BAR
Then they had a gun fight.
Pakistani proverb.
Optimistic students take English. Pessimistic students take Chinese. Realists take Kalashnikov assault rifle.
Who from the Soviet Union made the most in development of modern surgery?
Mikhail Timofeyevich Kalashnikov.