Cheerful Kaiser Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!
A man goes to buy his wife a car...
The salesman ask him "why don't you buy her a Kaiser and surprise her?"
The man rejects the idea, so the salesman says "why don't you buy her a Fraiser and amaze her?"
The man thinks for a second, and says "nah, I'll just buy her a Tucker."
I started eating kaiser bread instead of croissants after my work promotion
Everyone's trying to butter me up now with my new roll
If the n**... had won WWII and set up the Thousand Year r**..., what would they have called their leader?
*The Kaiser Permanente*
What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?
*Gluten tag*
During WW1 Switzerland had 250 000 soldiers
The German Kaiser asked the Swiss ambassador in Berlin: "What would Switzerland do if I invaded with 500 000 soldiers?"
The ambassador replied: "Shoot twice and go home."
Just got a Wilhelm II commemorative tea set.
Now I can drink out of my Kaiser Tea Cup, on my Kaiser Saucer...
What do you get Kaiser Wilhelm II for Father' 's Day?
Homemade waffles.
What do you call a roll that doesn't move?
kaiser Permanente
Why did h**... want to rise in power?
Because he wanted a Kaiser roll.
