Kai Jokes

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A guy goes on a dating show where he has to whittle down 30 girls to 1.

After a few rounds he has reduced 30 down to 5. Ann, Kira, Gee, Beth and Kaitlin still remain.

"OK ladies and gentlemen, we have five contestants remaining", announces the presenter, "you have a tough choice to make. Which one of these lovely girls will you take home tonight?"

Theres a long silence as the man thinks for a minute...

"Will it be Beth or Kaitlin... Maybe Kira... or perhaps you would prefer Ann or Gee?" asks the presenter

The man thinks a little longer, then replies, "Yes. Yes I would!"

A man goes to buy his wife a car...

The salesman ask him "why don't you buy her a Kaiser and surprise her?"

The man rejects the idea, so the salesman says "why don't you buy her a Fraiser and amaze her?"

The man thinks for a second, and says "nah, I'll just buy her a Tucker."

Hillary's so crooked...

she needs a Kaine for support.

Yugi: Kaiba! How come Your card grabbed my card's groin and threatened to deport it...

Kaiba: You fool! You've activated my Trump card.

An almost hysterical man calls 911...

He yells, "Please come quickly! Kailey is pregnant and her labor just started now, it's really intense!"

"Is this her first child?" asks the operator.

"No dumbass! It's her husband!"

Clinton is so crooked...

She needs a Kaine for support.

(Credit to: /u/medically)

Hey guys, what's the name of that movie where they need one particular Jaeger to fight Kaijuu?

Oh yeah it's called Specific Rim, got it.

What do frogs deal?


What did the German Kaiser roll say to the French baguette?

*Gluten tag*

Why did the kaiju eat almost an entire hotel, except for the top three floors?

His doctor told him to cut down on suites.

During WW1 Switzerland had 250 000 soldiers

The German Kaiser asked the Swiss ambassador in Berlin: "What would Switzerland do if I invaded with 500 000 soldiers?"

The ambassador replied: "Shoot twice and go home."

I was asked who my favorite X-Man was

Apparently, Kaitlyn Jenner was an inappropriate reply.

Why does Godzilla go to temple?

because he's a kaiju

Why did Chiang Kai-Shek attack his former communist allies?

Because they didn't get good Marx!

Just got a Wilhelm II commemorative tea set.

Now I can drink out of my Kaiser Tea Cup, on my Kaiser Saucer...

Tim Kaine is a really weird way to spell Elizabeth Warren.

The title is the punchline.

the Japanese have a business concept called "Kaizen".

It means continual improvement, but knowing how efficient most Japanese are, they've probably come up with something better by now.

13 Reasons Why

I have triskaidekaphobia

Senator Tim Kaine is basically an overwatch champion.

even CNN refers to him as D-VA

Winter is coming/White stuff over everything/Winter is nasty

Hokkaido Haiku

I was recently flying with Alkaida Air

Good service, 9/11


What do you call an epileptic ruler?

Julius seizure

(I'm drunk)

Godzuki was a bad kid.

Always breaking things, throwing tantrums.

He spent a lot of time in kaijuvenile hall.

what do you call the royal german cheesecake?

the kaiserkuchen ...

Why was 6 afraid of 7?


What is Germany's favorite healthcare company?

Kaiser Permanente

Did you hear about Kevin Spacey's new role?

Kaiser Sogay.

Why did the junkie walk into the pet store?

To buy some quack croakaine!

Clinton is so desperate to make her image more like Bernie...

He's old so she has to get a Kaine

Why did Hitler want to rise in power?

Because he wanted a Kaiser roll.

What do you call a 200ft Rabbi rampaging through Tokyo?

A Kaiju.

What kind of an accident did Kaitlyn Jenner have?

A trans gender fender bender!

Funniest YouTube channel?

Mark Fitzgibben , Brandon Berg or BroKaine ?


Hi. My name is ZerukaiTheTempest and I'm a top 20 Challenger Bard Main.

Why was Mr. Miyagi reluctantly allowed to do the laundry at the Cobra Kai dojo?

He's Anti-Kreese.

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