The Best 5 Kafka Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Kafka jokes. There are some kafka kins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these kafka nieces puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Kafka Jokes and Puns

What do I have in common with Franz Kafka?

Neither of us have finished The Castle.

I went to go see Kafkaesque last night...

They're a new Prague Rock band, you should Czech them out

I forgot to do the dishes again, and as punishment my wife read me the collected works of Kafka

I never did hear the end of it

'One morning, when Gregor Samsa woke from troubled dreams, he found himself transformed into a horrible vermin' - Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis

For the rest of us, we have to do a law degree first.

What does Gregor Samsa take when he has a sore throat?

A Kafka drop.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the kafka nietzsche jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working kafka vermin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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