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  1. I'm not surprised Nike's stock fell after the Colin Kaepernick ad They should have picked a more stand-up guy.
  2. What does the NFL season and the national anthem have in common? Kaepernick is gonna sit through them both.
  3. Hey girl, is your name Colin Kaepernick? Cause I got a feeling I'm gonna see you on one or more knees tonight.
  4. What do Colin Kaepernick and Tonya Harding have in common? Both of them are famous for taking a knee.
  5. Apparently Colin Kaepernick is pursuing a career in comedy He's landed some acting roles but he can't do stand-up.
  6. Fergie sang that anthem so bad Kaepernick stood up and told her not to disrespect the anthem like that
  7. Why did Colin Kaepernick take a knee before each NFL game? He never had the opportunity to kneel during games
  8. At first I wondered why Colin Kaepernick would risk his career by disappointing so many of his fans… …then I realized he plays for the 49ers - their fans are used to disappointment.
  9. What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets? "Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".
  10. Nike names the first Kaepernick shoe... The Kneel Armstrong - inscription on the sole (to be viewed while kneeling of course), that's one small kneel for man, one giant kneel for mankind .

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  1. I got my wife a Colin Kaepernick jersey So she's spend more time on her knees
  2. I pulled a Kaepernick at work today... I had to call in
  3. What is the only type of water Collin Kaepernick drinks? Dasani
  4. Re: Kaepernick Kaepernick? RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
  5. You'll never guess where I saw Collin Kaepernick last week. ...the unemployment line.

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  • Fergie's rendition of the national anthem was so bad....... that even Colin Kaepernick had to stand up and walk out on this one.
  • What do Colin Kaepernick and Donald Trump have in common? They both had failing careers before they decided to get into politics.
  • How did the NY Giants salute Colin Kaepernick in 2017? By taking a knee for the entire season.
  • Leonardo DiCaprio, Ellen Page set to star in a sci-fi adaptation of Colin Kaepernick's career. *Interception*
  • I miss Sears:( Eminem and Machine Gun Kelly are feuding, and Colin Kaepernick is the new face of Nike. White people havent been this stressed since Sears closed.
  • I heard Tanya Harding is suing Colin Kaepernick. She thinks he stole her idea to take a knee.
  • I finally understand why Colin Kaepernick didn't vote! He doesn't like *standing* in-line.
  • My grandmother recently had her knee replaced. I suspect Colin Kaepernick has her old one.
  • What does Colin Kaepernick and a heating pad have in common? Both of them can warm a bench.
  • How is Colin Kaepernick like Al Bundy? They both s**... at Football and then moved on to sell shoes
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