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  1. Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years... When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".
  2. I don't care what the liberal media says about the election. Come January, my national leader isn't going to change, and his name starts with T, R, and U. It's Justin Trudeau. I'm Canadian.
  3. I heard the Prime Minister of Canada's middle name is Kaesits. I can't verify this, but I'm still sharing it Justin Kaesits Trudeau.
  4. Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election He always did want to be a minority.
  5. If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning and you only had time to save one of them... ... where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch afterwards?
  6. What's the difference between Justin Trudeau and a baker? While a dozen can go from 12 to 13, it's the other way around for the regions of Canada.
    RIP ALBERTA
  7. With a name like his, the prime minister of Canada missed out on owning a good baker shop >Justin time bakers.
    -Trudeau for true canadians-
  8. Looks like Justin Trudeau is going to try to govern as a minority Wouldn't be the first time...
  9. Justin Trudeau Justin Trudeau should start his own sock fashion business and call it "just in socks"
  10. What's the difference between Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau? Justin Trudeau apologizes to the Russian h**... after he pees on her.

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  1. Some people don't think Justin is the prime minister of Canada. It's Trudeau
  2. Don't move to Canada just yet... Remember, we have Justin Trudeau.
  3. At what time was Justin Trudeau eaten by a monster? Ate P.M.
  4. Justin Trudeau has done something that no one else has He's gone black and has gone back
  5. What did Justin Trudeau actually study? Nepotism.
  6. What is Justin Trudeau's favourite guitar pedal? Auto-wah
  7. Justin Trudeau meets Vladimir Putin and asks..
  8. Did you hear what Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau got on his SAT's? Maple Syrup.
  9. It's 2016... Let's go back to oppressing women again. Cause Justin Trudeau said so.
  10. Me and Justin Trudeau have alot in common... We both hope our budget will balance itself
  11. Justin Trudeau Is Canada's New Prime Minister Tru, deau I think I liked Harper Better

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Boris Johnson, Justin Trudeau and Emmanuel Macron at NATO meeting joking about Trump:

Macron: Is that why he was late?
Trudeau: He was late because he takes a 40-minute press conference off the top !
Trudeau: Oh, yeah, yeah yeah. He announced ...

Trump & Trudeau

Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were we discussing politics when Donald leans in close and says:
Donald: You know Justin, if the US were a Dictatorship I would be a Dictator.
Justin: Yea, I suppose so Donald.
Donald: And you know if the US were a Monarchy I would be a Monarch.
Justin: That's also true Don, but I hate to break it to you, the US is a Country.

If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning

If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?
If Donald Trump and Kim-Jong Un were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?

(Recent) Justin Trudeau did pretty well in school...

...But as soon as he got to the "yes/no answers" section of the exams, he couldn't answer the questions and accidentally apologized to the indigenous people on behalf of someone else at a different period in time.

Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau run a 100-meter race...

Trudeau easily overtakes Trump and wins.
Minutes later, the White House tweets a press note:
"President Trump won prestigious silver in US-Canada race. The Canadian showed up second-to-last."