Cheerful Fun Justin Trudeau Jokes for Lovely Laughter
Boris Johnson, Justin Trudeau and Emmanuel Macron at NATO meeting joking about Trump:
Macron: Is that why he was late?
Trudeau: He was late because he takes a 40-minute press conference off the top !
Trudeau: Oh, yeah, yeah yeah. He announced ...
Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years...
When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".
Some people don't think Justin is the prime minister of Canada.
It's Trudeau
Trump & Trudeau
Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were we discussing politics when Donald leans in close and says:
Donald: You know Justin, if the US were a Dictatorship I would be a Dictator.
Justin: Yea, I suppose so Donald.
Donald: And you know if the US were a Monarchy I would be a Monarch.
Justin: That's also true Don, but I hate to break it to you, the US is a Country.
If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning
If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?
If Donald Trump and Kim-Jong Un were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?
(Recent) Justin Trudeau did pretty well in school...
...But as soon as he got to the "yes/no answers" section of the exams, he couldn't answer the questions and accidentally apologized to the indigenous people on behalf of someone else at a different period in time.
I heard the Prime Minister of Canada's middle name is Kaesits.
I can't verify this, but I'm still sharing it Justin Kaesits Trudeau.
Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election
He always did want to be a minority.
Don't move to Canada just yet...
Remember, we have Justin Trudeau.
Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau run a 100-meter race...
Trudeau easily overtakes Trump and wins.
Minutes later, the White House tweets a press note:
"President Trump won prestigious silver in US-Canada race. The Canadian showed up second-to-last."
At what time was Justin Trudeau eaten by a monster?
Ate P.M.
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Justin Trudeau has done something that no one else has
He's gone black and has gone back
If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning and you only had time to save one of them...
... where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch afterwards?
What's the difference between Justin Trudeau and a baker?
While a dozen can go from 12 to 13, it's the other way around for the regions of Canada.
RIP ALBERTA
What did Justin Trudeau actually study?
Nepotism.
With a name like his, the prime minister of Canada missed out on owning a good baker shop
>Justin time bakers.
-Trudeau for true canadians-
What is Justin Trudeau's favourite guitar pedal?
Auto-wah
What's the difference between Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau?
Justin Trudeau apologizes to the Russian h**... after he pees on her.
Looks like Justin Trudeau is going to try to govern as a minority
Wouldn't be the first time...
