Justin Time Jokes
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- The most punctual guy I've ever known was named Justin. No matter where he went or what time he showed up, he was always Justin Time.
- If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning and you only had time to save one of them... ... where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch afterwards?
- "How about we get a hologram of Prince?" "Perfect! That should prevent Justin from pulling off stunts like he did last time!"
- With a name like his, the prime minister of Canada missed out on owning a good baker shop >Justin time bakers.
-Trudeau for true canadians- - I think my boss forgot my name I arrived at the board meeting and was almost late. My boss announced me as I came in calling me Justin Time.
- Looks like Justin Trudeau is going to try to govern as a minority Wouldn't be the first time...
- Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
- Justin Beiber screeched like a high-pitched girl the time he saw Chuck Norris.
His voice is still up there today.
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Justin Time One Liners
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- At what time was Justin Trudeau eaten by a monster? Ate P.M.
- What was the name of the time traveler with good timing? Justin Time.
- A student arrives in class 5 seconds before the bell. What is his name? Justin Time
- What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous.
- My new colleague is called Justin Time... And I'm not punny.
- The Super Bowl Half Time Performance by Justin Timberlake was ok...
- Who is always right on time? Justin time
- When did Justin Beiber leave the house this morning? Justin time
- Why is Justin Bieber saying Sorry too many times? because he's Canadian
- Why is Bieber never late? because he's always justin time
Justin Time Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about justin time you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean ill timed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make justin time pranks.
(Recent) Justin Trudeau did pretty well in school...
...But as soon as he got to the "yes/no answers" section of the exams, he couldn't answer the questions and accidentally apologized to the indigenous people on behalf of someone else at a different period in time.
Justin Bieber is on a game show...
He is asked the question; "what is one of the most popular pieces of clothing in India?" Bieber's mind is racing, well as fast as his mind can race, but the timer buzzes. Time is up.
Put out, Bieber cries out, "Is it too late to say sari?"
Topical Jokes (5/22)
Hope everyone had a wonderful Wednesday but we can never escape the jokes!
First up, the FCC announced today that they would start to allow more s**... during peak kids' TV hours. So look out for PBS's new show starring Big Bird's cousin, Kandi Kanary, in "Sesame Red Light District".
Weird entertainment news, Paris Hilton has signed onto Cash Money Records. It's there she plans to rap under the emcee name, Li'l Self Respect.
More celebrities. Justin Bieber is now threatening to sue fans if they try to break into his home. Bieber also says he has a whole team of lawyers set up if any females try to break into his room despite the "no gurls allowed" sign.
Good news on the Catholic front, Pope Francis proclaimed that every single human has been redeemed. The Pope said, "God even forgave me for that time I got wasted and peed in the baptismal font so, seriously, stop bringing that up."
And more hopeful news, Vice President Biden told crowds today that the US is not in decline - which is expected for someone who hinges the US's status based on how many Slurpee flavors are available at 7-Eleven.
Just a quick set tonight but thanks for reading!
In the shark-infested waters of the Caribbean...
...two prawns called Justin and Christian are discussing the pressures of being a preyed-upon prawn.
I hate being a prawn, says Justin. I wish I were a shark. Suddenly, a mysterious cod appears.
Your wish is granted, he says. Instantly, Justin becomes a shark.
Horrified, Christian swims away, afraid his former friend might eat him. As time passes, Christian continues to avoid Justin, leaving the shrimp-turned-maneater lonely and frustrated. So when he bumps into the cod again, he begs the mysterious fish to change him back. Lo and behold, Justin is turned back into a prawn. With tears of joy in his tiny little eyes, he swims back to the reef to seek out Christian. As he approaches, he shouts out:
It's me, Justin, your old friend. I've changed… I've found Cod. I'm a prawn again, Christian."