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He always did want to be a minority.
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
Cause he prefers Dicks.
He farts.
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet.
Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
The first row at a Justin Bieber concert.
Both want to be real boys
It's going to be called 'Crimea River'.
A video has surfaced of Justin Bieber saying the n-word. People are calling it the least offensive Justin Bieber video ever.
In Illinois, a 115-pound-woman won a hot dog eating contest, after she ate 28 hot dogs. The judges then congratulated the 138-pound-woman.
The NSA is reportedly collecting millions of images per day to build a facial-recognition database. The NSA is cataloguing the photos in a massive online database -- it's called Instagram.
Justin Bieber was found alive in her condo earlier today.
Because he likes Dicks.
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On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.
It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.
It was cute and exciting in the begining, but now its a bit annoying and it should probably just stay in Canada.
Crimea River
I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.
Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters*
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I owe my life to justin.
On march 9th, 2012 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car crash.
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, So I got up and turned the radio off.
By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."
Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment yesterday.
It's to make sure he goes through with it.
They want $100 million and a charter plane to Mexico or else they will release him.
..and nobody is around to hear it, then I've found the perfect place for Justin Beiber
The Crimea River.
Justin Bieber
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
The new Justin Bieber 3-D movie is amazing.
It's like you could almost reach out and punch him.
This Justin
The Crimea River
He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist.
When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".
Neither of them are musicians.
his name is
Justin Case
He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert.
Crimea River...
Remember, we have Justin Trudeau.
It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.
The dad says: "And why's that?"
The child replies: "I think that Justin Bieber is kinda hot..."
The dad then says: "That doesn't mean you're gay, you just have a really bad taste in women!"
I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.
He is asked the question; "what is one of the most popular pieces of clothing in India?" Bieber's mind is racing, well as fast as his mind can race, but the timer buzzes. Time is up.
Put out, Bieber cries out, "Is it too late to say sari?"
Crimea River
Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were we discussing politics when Donald leans in close and says:
Donald: You know Justin, if the US were a Dictatorship I would be a Dictator.
Justin: Yea, I suppose so Donald.
Donald: And you know if the US were a Monarchy I would be a Monarch.
Justin: That's also true Don, but I hate to break it to you, the US is a Country.
Dear Justing Bieber Haters, Please respect him... I owe my life to Justin. Last August 16,2016 I was in coma for 2 months due to a terrible car accident.
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song. So I got up.. And I turned off the radio.
Trudeau easily overtakes Trump and wins.
Minutes later, the White House tweets a press note:
"President Trump won prestigious silver in US-Canada race. The Canadian showed up second-to-last."
It was cute and fun at first, but now it's obnoxious and should probably stay in Canada.
Crimea River
Society.
Justin Case
Justin Case.
A Justin Bieber concert.
White noise helps me focus.
Crimea River
Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.
The Crimea River.
It's Trudeau
She read hers out: 'One, George Clooney; two, Brad Pitt; three, Justin Timberlake; four, Jake Gyllenhaal; five, Johnny Depp.' I thought, I've got the better deal here: 'One, your sister... That's where our conversation ended..
If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?
If Donald Trump and Kim-Jong Un were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?
...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.
I told him he doesn't understand how physics works, cause everyone has a gravitational orbit.
Then I informed him his dad is so massive that his gravitational orbit is so large, not even light can escape it — and that's why he hasn't seen his dad in 20 years!
Now i have a new name, Justin Case
Justin Case
I think his name is Justin Case
I thought, Why am I supposed to pay the ransom?
...But as soon as he got to the "yes/no answers" section of the exams, he couldn't answer the questions and accidentally apologized to the indigenous people on behalf of someone else at a different period in time.
Crimea river
Shortly after I heard "Baby baby oh! And I rushed towards the room. Thank god I said to myself as they were just having sex and not listening to Justin Beiber.
One of the symptoms is a loss of taste, and for a brief moment I thought Justin Bieber was talented.
Take a moment to let that N'Sync
He's been listening to a lot of Justin Bieber.
This: Justin.
It's Justin Trudeau. I'm Canadian.
He sings this song, "Crimea River", but I checked, and Crimea is a peninsula, not a river.
No matter how good he his, he will never be Michael.
No matter where he went or what time he showed up, he was always Justin Time.
The Crimea River
No matter how good they are, they will never be Michael.
Justin Case
It will take you to Justin Bieber's latest album.
Early reports suggest that he will be stationed somewhere along the Crimea River
He's actually from the Crimea River.
He is going to be stationed by Crimea river
Rumors state that he will be positioned somewhere along the Crimea River.
He's going to Crimea River
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