Humorous Justin Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life
Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election
He always did want to be a minority.
What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority?
Cause he prefers d**....
How does Justin Bieber remove his c**... after s**...?
He farts.
How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet.
Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet
What has 200 legs and four p**... hair?
The first row at a Justin Bieber concert.
What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?
Both want to be real boys
So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine.
It's going to be called 'Crimea River'.
Topical Jokes for 6/1
A video has surfaced of Justin Bieber saying the n-word. People are calling it the least offensive Justin Bieber video ever.
In Illinois, a 115-pound-woman won a hot dog eating contest, after she ate 28 hot dogs. The judges then congratulated the 138-pound-woman.
The NSA is reportedly collecting millions of images per day to build a f**...-recognition database. The NSA is cataloguing the photos in a massive online database -- it's called Instagram.
Another sad news on an international celebrity...
Justin Bieber was found alive in her condo earlier today.
Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority?
Because he likes d**....
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I owe my life to Justin Bieber.
On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.
Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons...
It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.
Winter is a lot like Justin Bieber.
It was cute and exciting in the begining, but now its a bit annoying and it should probably just stay in Canada.
Justin Timberlake visits the Ukraine. Where does he visit first?
Crimea River
I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE
I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.
Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters...
Dear JUSTIN BEIBER haters*
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I owe my life to justin.
On march 9th, 2012 I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible car c**....
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song, So I got up and turned the radio off.
Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."
By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."
Really sad news from the entertainment industry.
Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment yesterday.
Justin Bieber is placed on a s**... watch.
It's to make sure he goes through with it.
Justin Bieber has been kidnapped!
They want $100 million and a charter plane to Mexico or else they will release him.
If a tree falls in the woods..
..and nobody is around to hear it, then I've found the perfect place for Justin Beiber
What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?
The Crimea River.
What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?
Justin Bieber
How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
Justin Bieber
The new Justin Bieber 3-D movie is amazing.
It's like you could almost reach out and punch him.
A news reporter introduces his new co-worker on air
This Justin
Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?
The Crimea River
Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada.
He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist.
Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years...
When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".
What do Justin Bieber and Adolf h**... have in common?
Neither of them are musicians.
I have a friend always ready for anything..
his name is
Justin Case
I feel sorry for Justin Bieber.
He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert.
What is Putin's favorite Justin Timberlake song?
Crimea River...
Don't move to Canada just yet...
Remember, we have Justin Trudeau.
PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" DO NOT OPEN IT.
It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.
A son runs to his dad screaming: "Dad, I think I'm gay!"
The dad says: "And why's that?"
The child replies: "I think that Justin Bieber is kinda hot..."
The dad then says: "That doesn't mean you're gay, you just have a really bad taste in women!"
Justin Bieber....
I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.
Justin Bieber is on a game show...
He is asked the question; "what is one of the most popular pieces of clothing in India?" Bieber's mind is racing, well as fast as his mind can race, but the timer buzzes. Time is up.
Put out, Bieber cries out, "Is it too late to say sari?"
What is Justin Timberlake's Favorite vacation spot in the Ukraine?
Crimea River
Trump & Trudeau
Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were we discussing politics when Donald leans in close and says:
Donald: You know Justin, if the US were a Dictatorship I would be a Dictator.
Justin: Yea, I suppose so Donald.
Donald: And you know if the US were a Monarchy I would be a Monarch.
Justin: That's also true Don, but I hate to break it to you, the US is a Country.
Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau run a 100-meter race...
Trudeau easily overtakes Trump and wins.
Minutes later, the White House tweets a press note:
"President Trump won prestigious silver in US-Canada race. The Canadian showed up second-to-last."
Winter is like Justin Bieber
It was cute and fun at first, but now it's obnoxious and should probably stay in Canada.
Where does Justin Timberlake take his holidays in Russia ?
Crimea River
Kanye West, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins?
Society.
Who's the most prepared person on earth?
Justin Case
What codename does the CIA give to all of their sleeper agents?
Justin Case.
What has 10,000 legs and 3 p**...?
A Justin Bieber concert.
I listen to Justin Bieber when working...
White noise helps me focus.
What was Justin Timberlake's biggest hit in Russia?
Crimea River
Sad news for music lovers today....
Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.
What's Justin Timberlakes favorite part of Eastern Europe?
The Crimea River.
Some people don't think Justin is the prime minister of Canada.
It's Trudeau
My wife and I both made a list of five people we could sleep with...
She read hers out: 'One, George Clooney; two, Brad Pitt; three, Justin Timberlake; four, Jake Gyllenhaal; five, Johnny Depp.' I thought, I've got the better deal here: 'One, your sister... That's where our conversation ended..
If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning
If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?
If Donald Trump and Kim-Jong Un were drowning and you could only save one of them, where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch?
I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs......
...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.
Justin told me my mama was so fat she had a gravitational orbit ...
I told him he doesn't understand how physics works, cause everyone has a gravitational orbit.
Then I informed him his dad is so massive that his gravitational orbit is so large, not even light can escape it — and that's why he hasn't seen his dad in 20 years!
Had a fake ID made.
Now i have a new name, Justin Case
What's a good name for an insurance salesman?
Justin Case
Who's your favorite backup quarterback?
I think his name is Justin Case
I just got an email with the subject Just $50 to see Justin Bieber Live!
I thought, Why am I supposed to pay the ransom?
(Recent) Justin Trudeau did pretty well in school...
...But as soon as he got to the "yes/no answers" section of the exams, he couldn't answer the questions and accidentally apologized to the indigenous people on behalf of someone else at a different period in time.
Where does Justin Timberlake like to go canoeing?
Crimea river
My daughter and her boyfriend went to their room
Shortly after I heard "Baby baby oh! And I rushed towards the room. Thank god I said to myself as they were just having s**... and not listening to Justin Beiber.
So I think I have the corona virus.
One of the symptoms is a loss of taste, and for a brief moment I thought Justin Bieber was talented.
Justin Timberlake admitted to being dyslexic.
Take a moment to let that N'Sync
Sad news to share: my dad just contracted COVID, and lost his sense of taste.
He's been listening to a lot of Justin Bieber.
What's the best first name for a news anchor that breaks a lot of big stories?
This: Justin.
I don't care what the liberal media says about the election. Come January, my national leader isn't going to change, and his name starts with T, R, and U.
It's Justin Trudeau. I'm Canadian.
Justin Timberlake is bad at geography
He sings this song, "Crimea River", but I checked, and Crimea is a peninsula, not a river.
Lebron James is like Justin Timberlake.
No matter how good he his, he will never be Michael.
The most punctual guy I've ever known was named Justin.
No matter where he went or what time he showed up, he was always Justin Time.
Have you heard Justin Timberlake'**... song about his favorite Ukrainian body of water?
The Crimea River
How is Lebron James like Justin Timberlake?
No matter how good they are, they will never be Michael.
WARNING! There is a link being sent around with a message that says "Justin Bieber's Latest Album". DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK!
It will take you to Justin Bieber's latest album.
Justin Timberlake announces that he will be joining the war in Ukrain.
Early reports suggest that he will be stationed somewhere along the Crimea River
Did you know that Justin Timberlake is not from America?
He's actually from the Crimea River.
Justin Timberlake is going to Ukraine
He is going to be stationed by Crimea river
Justin Timberlake announced he would be joining the war effort in Ukraine.
Rumors state that he will be positioned somewhere along the Crimea River.
I heard Justin Timberlake is going to Ukraine
He's going to Crimea River
I heard the Prime Minister of Canada's middle name is Kaesits.
I can't verify this, but I'm still sharing it Justin Kaesits Trudeau.
Justin Timberlake has volunteered to fight along side Ukrainian Forces
His first task… Crimea River
Dear Justin Bieber haters...please respect him.
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I owe my life to Justin. Last August 16,2014 I was in a coma for 4 months due to a terrible car accident.
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song...
So I got up...and turned off the radio.
What do you call a man with a 1" w**...?
Justin.
