Justin Jokes

Funniest Justin Short Jokes

Short justin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The justin humour may include short justin timberlake jokes also.

1. Justin Timberlake announces that he will be joining the war in Ukrain. Early reports suggest that he will be stationed somewhere along the Crimea river
2. PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a justin bieber concert.
3. Justin Timberlake has volunteered to fight along side ukrainian Forces His first task… Crimea River
4. I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.
5. WARNING! There is a link being sent around with a message that says "Justin Bieber's Latest Album". DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK! It will take you to Justin Bieber's latest album.
6. How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
7. Kanye West, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins? Society.
8. Sad news to share: my dad just contracted COVID, and lost his sense of taste. He's been listening to a lot of Justin Bieber.
9. Justin Bieber has been kidnapped! They want $100 million and a charter plane to Mexico or else they will release him.
10. Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years... When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".

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Justin One Liners

Which justin one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with justin? I can suggest the ones about justin time and justin name.

1. Justin Timberlake admitted to being dyslexic. Take a moment to let that N'Sync
2. Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine? The Crimea River
3. I feel sorry for Justin Bieber. He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert.
4. Sad news for music lovers today.... Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.
5. Justin Timberlake visits the ukraine. Where does he visit first? Crimea River
6. I have a friend always ready for anything.. his name is
   Justin Case
7. Who's the most prepared person on earth? Justin Case
8. What is Putin's favorite justin timberlake song? Crimea River...
9. Some people don't think Justin is the prime minister of Canada. It's Trudeau
10. I listen to Justin Bieber when working... White noise helps me focus.
11. Had a fake ID made. Now i have a new name, Justin Case
12. What is Justin Timberlake's Favorite vacation spot in the Ukraine? Crimea River
13. What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? Both want to be real boys
14. Don't move to Canada just yet... Remember, we have Justin Trudeau.
15. A news reporter introduces his new co-worker on air This Justin

Justin Bieber Jokes

Here is a list of funny justin bieber jokes and even better justin bieber puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Justin Bieber.... I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.
• I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs...... ...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.
• What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house? Nothing, Michael liked boys.
• So I think I have the corona virus. One of the symptoms is a loss of taste, and for a brief moment I thought Justin Bieber was talented.
• Justin Bieber The new Justin Bieber 3-D movie is amazing.
  It's like you could almost reach out and punch him.
• Justin Bieber is like winter. Kind of cute and exciting in the beginning, but after its all said and done you wish he would have stayed in Canada.
• What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry.
• Justin Bieber was caught hanging out around Selena Gomez's house. Trespassito.
• What do Justin Bieber and an AMD laptop have in common The fans are going wild
• Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

Justin Timberlake Jokes

Here is a list of funny justin timberlake jokes and even better justin timberlake puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• So apparently Justin Timberlake is going to write a song for all the people that have been devastated by the crisis in Ukraine. It's going to be called 'Crimea River'.
• Justin Timberlake is bad at geography He sings this song, "Crimea River", but I checked, and Crimea is a peninsula, not a river.
• Roses are red April is grey joke Roses are red April is grey, but in a few days it's gonna be May.
• Lebron James is like Justin Timberlake. No matter how good he his, he will never be Michael.
• Justin Timberlake to star in Dark Crystal reboot Working title: "Bringing Skeksis Back"
• Where does Justin Timberlake wash his dishes? In sink
• My Girlfriend thought we should get Friends With Benefits. I dumped her, I can't stand Justin Timberlake.
• Three people today told me that I look like Justin Timberlake Guess they were pretty nsync with that comparison.
• What is Justin Timberlake's favourite place to swim in Europe? Crimea River
• Justin Timberlake was a devout christian during his N-Sync days. He was always reading his Bye Bye Bible.

Justin Name Jokes

Here is a list of funny justin name jokes and even better justin name puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I don't care what the liberal media says about the election. Come January, my national leader isn't going to change, and his name starts with T, R, and U. It's Justin Trudeau. I'm Canadian.
• I heard the Prime Minister of Canada's middle name is Kaesits. I can't verify this, but I'm still sharing it Justin Kaesits Trudeau.
• What's the best first name for a news anchor that breaks a lot of big stories? This: Justin.
• What's a good name for an insurance salesman? Justin Case
• The most punctual guy I've ever known was named Justin. No matter where he went or what time he showed up, he was always Justin Time.
• Who's your favorite backup quarterback? I think his name is Justin Case
• What would be a good backup name for a baby boy? Justin Case
• Bad joke i thought of late af at night Did you hear the Kayse family are expecting a girl but they have prepared a boys name; Justin Kayse
• What was the name of the time traveler with good timing? Justin Time.
• If my surname was 'Case'... I'd name my son 'Justin'
  Just in case.

Justin Trudeau Jokes

Here is a list of funny justin trudeau jokes and even better justin trudeau puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Congratulations to Justin Trudeau on the results of the Canadian Election He always did want to be a minority.
• At what time was Justin Trudeau eaten by a monster? Ate P.M.
• Justin Trudeau has done something that no one else has He's gone black and has gone back
• If Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were drowning and you only had time to save one of them... ... where would you and Justin Trudeau go for lunch afterwards?
• What's the difference between Justin Trudeau and a baker? While a dozen can go from 12 to 13, it's the other way around for the regions of Canada.
  RIP ALBERTA
• What did Justin Trudeau actually study? Nepotism.
• With a name like his, the prime minister of Canada missed out on owning a good baker shop >Justin time bakers.
  -Trudeau for true canadians-
• What is Justin Trudeau's favourite guitar pedal? Auto-wah
• Looks like Justin Trudeau is going to try to govern as a minority Wouldn't be the first time...
• Justin Trudeau meets Vladimir Putin and asks..

Humorous Justin Jokes to Bring Fun and Laughter to Your Life

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