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  1. PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.
  2. I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.
  3. WARNING! There is a link being sent around with a message that says "Justin Bieber's Latest Album". DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK! It will take you to Justin Bieber's latest album.
  4. How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian? Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
  5. Kanye West, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins? Society.
  6. Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons... It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.
  7. Sad news to share: my dad just contracted COVID, and lost his sense of taste. He's been listening to a lot of Justin Bieber.
  8. Justin Bieber has been kidnapped! They want $100 million and a charter plane to Mexico or else they will release him.
  9. Justin Bieber.... I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.
  10. Another sad news on an international celebrity... Justin Bieber was found alive in her condo earlier today.

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  1. I feel sorry for Justin Bieber. He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert.
  2. Sad news for music lovers today.... Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.
  3. I listen to Justin Bieber when working... White noise helps me focus.
  4. What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing? Justin Bieber
  5. Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."
  6. What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common? Both want to be real boys
  7. What do you call a useless star? A waste of space.
    ... but some call him Justin Bieber.
  8. What do you call Justin Bieber's singing? Canada Dry.
  9. Justin Bieber was caught hanging out around Selena Gomez's house. Trespassito.
  10. What do Justin Bieber and an AMD laptop have in common The fans are going wild
  11. My girlfriend said I talked just like Justin Bieber... ...I said, "What do you mean?"
  12. What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops? Justin Bieber gets jealous.
  13. What did the habitual liar say to Justin Bieber? I like your music.
  14. A Canadian was told to throw out the trash And thats why we Have Justin Bieber in the U.S
  15. Where do you stand on Justin Bieber? His windpipe

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Justin Bieber was inspired by Usher because of his music and dance, Usher was inspired by Michael Jackson The King of Pop, Michael Jackson was inspired by...Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris and Justin Bieber once had a singing contest, the loser had to never hit puberty.

One day Chuck Norris wanted to make a prank to whole world.
So Justin Bieber was created.

I found a Justin Bieber concert ticket nailed to a tree, so I took it!
You never know when you might need a nail.

Justin Bieber got 100,000 retweets for tweeting "Live life full".
That's just 3 random words.
I'm going to try now.
Jockstrap squirrel potatoes.

At the grammy awards Beyonce said to Justin Bieber, "What song would u sing of mine justin?"
Justin said, "If I were a boy."

Justin Bieber puked on stage.
That settles it, she's pregnant.

Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.

I watched Justin Bieber get shot in CSI and my brother asked "Why are you crying?"
I said "Because he didn't die in real life"

Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!

What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?

Nothing, Michael liked boys.

Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority?

Cause he prefers d**....

How does Justin Bieber remove his c**... after s**...?

He farts.

Why is Justin Bieber so pale?

Because there is no sun in the closet.

Why is Justin Bieber bad at driving?

Because he is a woman.

Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at 'Sporting Goods?'

Because he likes d**...'s better.

How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet.
Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale? Because there's no light inside the closet

What has 200 legs and four p**... hair?

The first row at a Justin Bieber concert.

Why doesnt Justin Bieber shop at Modells?

He loves d**...

Topical Jokes for 6/1

A video has surfaced of Justin Bieber saying the n-word. People are calling it the least offensive Justin Bieber video ever.
In Illinois, a 115-pound-woman won a hot dog eating contest, after she ate 28 hot dogs. The judges then congratulated the 138-pound-woman.
The NSA is reportedly collecting millions of images per day to build a f**...-recognition database. The NSA is cataloguing the photos in a massive online database -- it's called Instagram.

high five

I've just read that actor Orlando Bloom punched Justin Bieber last night during an argument at a nightclub in Spain.
Orlando complained that his hand was pretty sore today.
Apparently the entire nightclub had queued up to high-five him.

Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority?

Because he likes d**....

I owe my life to Justin Bieber.

On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.

Justin Bieber's Rep Demands Internet Remove Photos Showing Less-Endowed Bieber

Winter is a lot like Justin Bieber.

It was cute and exciting in the begining, but now its a bit annoying and it should probably just stay in Canada.

The Caucasian joke

If you replace the v**... in a white russian with canadian whiskey you could call it a Justin Bieber, because it's a big white disappointment.

I just had a religious experience while listing to the new Justin Bieber album.

I wanted to fly a plain into a building.

What would you do if you were Justin Bieber for a day...

...i would send all the money in his bank account to me, obviously.
How about you guys?

I owe my life to Justin Bieber.

I really do. I got into a bad accident, spent two years in deep coma, until one day the nurse turned on the TV. There was Justin Beiber singing. I stood up and turned it off.

Justin Ephialtes Bieber

Have you hear the one about the two deaf people?

You know, the Justin Bieber Fan Club.
*did you think you knew the punchline even before you clicked? nice try*

Have you heard the one about the two deaf people?

You know, the Justin Bieber Fan Club.

Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."

By a curious co-incidence, kurt cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin? "

How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin? "A few months ago

Johnny Manziel

Is the Justin Bieber of football.

Really sad news from the entertainment industry.

Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment yesterday.

I once had a voice like Justin Bieber.

Then I turned 4.

Justin Bieber is placed on a s**... watch.

It's to make sure he goes through with it.

Why doesn't Justin Bieber buy his sporting goods at Sports Authority?

Because he loves d**...!!

So I heard Justin Bieber was hung...

Kind of explains why he has a big head.

Why is Justin Bieber saying Sorry too many times?

because he's Canadian

Theory vs reality

A boy comes home with the assignment of learning theory vs reality. So he asks his dad for help. "Ok son, ask your sister if she'd sleep with Justin Bieber for a million bucks." Kid comes back and says "Yeah dad she would."
"Ok now ask your mom if she'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks." Kid ask his mom. "Mom said she sure would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million bucks."
Dad says "Now in THEORY we have two million dollars, in REALITY..... we live with a couple of w**...."

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The new Justin Bieber 3-D movie is amazing.
It's like you could almost reach out and punch him.

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need a Justin Bieber joke about the fist fight he got into last night

Justin bieber just did a miracle by healing a wheelchair man...

He walked to turn off the music player.

How Does Justin Bieber take his c**... off?

By f**... :)

Justin Bieber is still truly Canadian at heart...

His most popular song is called "Sorry".

In which name of a n**... gnawing rodent do you find the letter combination "ebe?"

Justin Bieber

What do Justin Bieber and Adolf h**... have in common?

Neither of them are musicians.

Dear Canada, as a thank you for sending us Justin Bieber

We are sending you Miley Cyrus, Whoopie Goldberg and Rosie O'Donnell

I used to hate Justin bieber.

Is it too late now to say sorry?

A son runs to his dad screaming: "Dad, I think I'm gay!"

The dad says: "And why's that?"
The child replies: "I think that Justin Bieber is kinda hot..."
The dad then says: "That doesn't mean you're gay, you just have a really bad taste in women!"

Justin Bieber is on a game show...

He is asked the question; "what is one of the most popular pieces of clothing in India?" Bieber's mind is racing, well as fast as his mind can race, but the timer buzzes. Time is up.
Put out, Bieber cries out, "Is it too late to say sari?"

Justin Bieber Jokes

Dear Justing Bieber Haters, Please respect him... I owe my life to Justin. Last August 16,2016 I was in coma for 2 months due to a terrible car accident.
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song. So I got up.. And I turned off the radio.

A Grand Prize

I phoned my local radio station today.
When the guy answered the phone he said, "Congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize."
"Wahoo!" I shouted in delight.
"It's a Maths question," he said. "Feeling
"I've got a degree in Maths and I teach it at my local school," I proudly replied.
"Okay then, to win 2 VIP tickets to see Justin Bieber and to meet him back stage afterwards, what's 2+2?"
"7," I replied.

Winter is like Justin Bieber

It was cute and fun at first, but now it's obnoxious and should probably stay in Canada.

What has 10,000 legs and 3 p**...?

A Justin Bieber concert.

Justin Bieber is like winter.

Kind of cute and exciting in the beginning, but after its all said and done you wish he would have stayed in Canada.

What did the Weeknd say to Selena when they broke up?

So you're just gonna leave me and Gomez around with Justin Bieber again?

I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs......

...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.

Between Justin Bieber, Quavo, DJ Khaled, Chance the Rapper, and Me, who is the worst rapper?

That's a No Brainer, I'm the One.

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