Cheeky Justin Bieber Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
I feel sorry for Justin Bieber.
He's had to go to every Justin Bieber concert.
What do Justin Bieber and Adolf h**... have in common?
Neither of them are musicians.
PSA: IF YOU RECEIVE AN EMAIL SAYING, "You've won two free tickets to a Justin Bieber concert!" DO NOT OPEN IT.
It contains two tickets to a Justin Bieber concert.
How does Justin Bieber remove his c**... after s**...?
He farts.
I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE
I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms.
Sad news for music lovers today....
Justin Bieber was found in his hotel room, alive.
WARNING! There is a link being sent around with a message that says "Justin Bieber's Latest Album". DO NOT CLICK THAT LINK!
It will take you to Justin Bieber's latest album.
How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
Kanye West, Donald Trump, Justin Bieber and Martin Skreli are put in a coliseum, given gladiator weapons and made to fight to the death. Who wins?
Society.
What has 200 legs and four p**... hair?
The first row at a Justin Bieber concert.
Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."
By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."
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Winter is like the Justin Bieber of seasons...
It was kind of cute and exciting when it first started out, now its a bit obnoxious and should probably just stay in Canada.
Sad news to share: my dad just contracted COVID, and lost his sense of taste.
He's been listening to a lot of Justin Bieber.
Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority?
Because he likes d**....
Justin Bieber has been kidnapped!
They want $100 million and a charter plane to Mexico or else they will release him.
A Grand Prize
I phoned my local radio station today.
When the guy answered the phone he said, "Congratulations on being our 1st caller, all you have to do is answer the next question correctly to win our grand prize."
"Wahoo!" I shouted in delight.
"It's a Maths question," he said. "Feeling
confident?"
"I've got a degree in Maths and I teach it at my local school," I proudly replied.
"Okay then, to win 2 VIP tickets to see Justin Bieber and to meet him back stage afterwards, what's 2+2?"
"7," I replied.
A son runs to his dad screaming: "Dad, I think I'm gay!"
The dad says: "And why's that?"
The child replies: "I think that Justin Bieber is kinda hot..."
The dad then says: "That doesn't mean you're gay, you just have a really bad taste in women!"
I listen to Justin Bieber when working...
White noise helps me focus.
Justin Bieber....
I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.
Dear Justin Bieber haters...please respect him.
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I owe my life to Justin. Last August 16,2014 I was in a coma for 4 months due to a terrible car accident.
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song...
So I got up...and turned off the radio.
Another sad news on an international celebrity...
Justin Bieber was found alive in her condo earlier today.
Winter is like Justin Bieber
It was cute and fun at first, but now it's obnoxious and should probably stay in Canada.
I owe my life to Justin Bieber.
On March 9th, 2009, I was in a coma for 6 months after a terrible accident. One day my nurse turned the radio over to a song by Justin Bieber, so I got up and turned the radio off.
Justin Bieber is placed on a s**... watch.
It's to make sure he goes through with it.
What do you call a canadian girl that can not sing?
Justin Bieber
Yo mamma is so ugly that when Justin Bieber saw her, he said "Never."
Justin Bieber is on a game show...
He is asked the question; "what is one of the most popular pieces of clothing in India?" Bieber's mind is racing, well as fast as his mind can race, but the timer buzzes. Time is up.
Put out, Bieber cries out, "Is it too late to say sari?"
I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs......
...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.
What happened when Justin Bieber went to Michael Jackson's house?
Nothing, Michael liked boys.
Really sad news from the entertainment industry.
Justin Bieber was found alive in his apartment yesterday.
What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?
Both want to be real boys
I just got an email with the subject Just $50 to see Justin Bieber Live!
I thought, Why am I supposed to pay the ransom?
Winter is a lot like Justin Bieber.
It was cute and exciting in the begining, but now its a bit annoying and it should probably just stay in Canada.
Topical Jokes for 6/1
A video has surfaced of Justin Bieber saying the n-word. People are calling it the least offensive Justin Bieber video ever.
In Illinois, a 115-pound-woman won a hot dog eating contest, after she ate 28 hot dogs. The judges then congratulated the 138-pound-woman.
The NSA is reportedly collecting millions of images per day to build a f**...-recognition database. The NSA is cataloguing the photos in a massive online database -- it's called Instagram.
Why doesnt justin bieber shop at Sports Authority?
Cause he prefers d**....
