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Funniest Justify Short Jokes

Short justify jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The justify humour may include short prove jokes also.

1. My stats professor told me that the larger the sample size the more trustworthy the data. I guess the N's justify the means.
2. What's the difference between a toddler and a Capitol Rioter? Toddlers have more teeth, smell better, and have thrown tantrums for more justified reasons.
3. If a mentally challenged midget is late to an appointment... ... can you justifiably call them "a little tardy"?
4. A Web Designer decided to use right aligned text His boss yelled at him for it, because it wasn't justified.
5. At my trial the judge asked me how i justified using force to get women to sleep with me... Apparently "Because I'm a Jedi" wasn't a good enough excuse
6. Lawyers are like mustard gas When used by the enemy, it's a vile, dirty, despicable trick.
   When used by your side, it's perfectly justifiable.
7. In statistics, a larger sample size results in more reliable averages. The Ns justify the means.
8. What is the average of 5, 8, 17, N, and N? Whatever number you want, because the N's justify the mean.
9. Leaders show the way.... Indians are *MODIfied*
   Brits are *disMAYed*
   Americans are *TRUMPed*
   And the French are *Macarooned*
   And Canadian are *Justified*
   While Russians just stay _*Put in*_..!!
10. Why can't you ever justify something wrong done by a male cow? Because it's In defence of bull!

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Justify One Liners

Which justify one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with justify? I can suggest the ones about justice and ensure.

1. My English teacher got really angry about the format of my essay. It wasn't justified.
2. Why are Statisticians all pragmatists? Because they know the n's always justify the means
3. What does an unvaccinated kid tell his friends to justify his choice? Life is too short.
4. On average, the means never justify… …the mode.
5. Can humans justify anything? Obviously not, just look at Adam Sandler's career.
6. I can no longer justify the cookies price from local bakery Because he keeps raisin it up
7. I can justify capitalism in three words or less. It sells itself.
8. Why are statistics more believable with a larger sample size? The Ns justify the means.
9. If you're a Manchester United fan You can now justify searching for Young Boys online.
10. Who has a pointy hat, a white robe, and justifies his words with religion? The Pope!
11. What's a cops favorite TV show? Justified

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