Rib-Tickling Justification Jokes that Bring Friends Together
I hate when people use the year as a justification to an opinion.
Its 2017, we should be way past that.
A serial r**... was caught and put on trial
and the prosecutor asked the r**... "What inspired you to do what you did?"
He replied, "Your honor, I couldn't have r**... those women because I am gay!"
A look of relief spread across the judge's face and he leaned back contently in his chair... "Finally, some biblical justification to punish you!"
Why do all your lines have the same amount of characters?
I need no justification.