The Best 15 Justice League Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Justice League jokes. There are some justice league jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these justice league puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Justice League Jokes and Puns

It's appropriate that Cyborg from the Justice League is black,

Considering that he's only 3/5 of a person.

My wife asked me how Wonder Woman got her new sword in the Justice League movie...

I told her that she must have Amazon Prime

The Justice League has a vacancy and the number 7 is interviewing to fill a superhero position...

Batman: Thank you for coming, 7. Its been rough since the Flash took off and we're having a hard time finding someone to replace him. Let's get right to it. What is your first power?

Number 7: Well, for my whole life I've been in prime condition and I don't anticipate that changing anytime soon.

Bathman: That's great to hear. What do you consider your second power to be?

Number 7: 49

After many years of fighting crime as batman

Bruce Wayne finally got married and had a son. His son turned out to be brilliant at investing, especially in bitcoin, making Wayne Enterprises one of the biggest companies on the planet.

All this time, Bruce had been training him, and when the time was right, Bruce introduced his son to the Justice League, and told them that his son was going to take his place. Everyone was very welcoming, except for superman, who immediately quit the Justice League. He just couldn't work with a crypto knight.

The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile

They have a tumbler.


Why did Plastic Man get kicked out of Justice League?

He was accused of rubbery

What's the difference between the Justice League reshoots and unlocking all the heroes in Battlefront 2?

One was only slightly cheaper than the other.

Which member of the Justice League has loose connective tissue?

The Marfan Manhunter!

Warner Brothers cracks down on paparazzi problems on "Justice League" set...

...apparently they're not allowing any unauthorized flash photography.

There's a heavy riot across US..

Trump administration undecided who to call, Avengers or Justice League.

Why is Superman the Leader of The Justice League?

Just is.

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What's the difference between Me and the new Justice League movie?

The movie finally got a date.

If Superman and the Flash were to race in the Justice league movie do you know who would win?

Chuck Norris

What will you find in Superman's lavatory?

A Superbowl.

Shamelessly stolen from: The Joker -Justice League Action.
I was drunk and I thought this was funny.

Zack Snyder's Justice League

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What are you guys still waiting for? The joke was in the title!

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the justice league puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working justice league piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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