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Funniest Justice League Short Jokes

Short justice league jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The justice league humour may include short suicide squad jokes also.

  1. It's appropriate that Cyborg from the Justice League is black, Considering that he's only 3/5 of a person.
  2. My wife asked me how Wonder Woman got her new sword in the Justice League movie... I told her that she must have Amazon Prime
  3. What's the difference between the Justice League reshoots and unlocking all the heroes in Battlefront 2? One was only slightly cheaper than the other.
  4. Warner Brothers cracks down on paparazzi problems on "Justice League" set... ...apparently they're not allowing any unauthorized flash photography.
  5. There's a heavy riot across US.. Trump administration undecided who to call, Avengers or Justice League.
  6. What's the difference between Me and the new Justice League movie? The movie finally got a date.
  7. If Superman and the Flash were to race in the Justice league movie do you know who would win? Chuck Norris
  8. What will you find in Superman's lavatory? A Superbowl.
    Shamelessly stolen from: The Joker -Justice League Action.
    I was drunk and I thought this was funny.
  9. Zack Snyder's Justice League ...
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    What are you guys still waiting for? The joke was in the title!
  10. Who does Batman call when he needs to cool down his expensive drinks? The Just-Ice League.

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Justice League One Liners

Which justice league one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with justice league? I can suggest the ones about batman and superman and batman superman.

  1. The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile They have a tumbler.
  2. Why did Plastic Man get kicked out of Justice League? He was accused of rubbery
  3. Which member of the Justice League has loose connective tissue? The Marfan Manhunter!
  4. Why is Superman the Leader of The Justice League? Just is.
  5. What's it called when someone blocks in the Batmobile? Obstruction of Justice League.

Hilarious Justice League Jokes that Bring Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about justice league you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean batman jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make justice league pranks.

The Justice League has a vacancy and the number 7 is interviewing to fill a superhero position...

Batman: Thank you for coming, 7. Its been rough since the Flash took off and we're having a hard time finding someone to replace him. Let's get right to it. What is your first power?
Number 7: Well, for my whole life I've been in prime condition and I don't anticipate that changing anytime soon.
Bathman: That's great to hear. What do you consider your second power to be?
Number 7: 49

After many years of fighting crime as batman

Bruce Wayne finally got married and had a son. His son turned out to be brilliant at investing, especially in bitcoin, making Wayne Enterprises one of the biggest companies on the planet.
All this time, Bruce had been training him, and when the time was right, Bruce introduced his son to the Justice League, and told them that his son was going to take his place. Everyone was very welcoming, except for superman, who immediately quit the Justice League. He just couldn't work with a crypto knight.