The Best 82 Justice Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Justice jokes. There are some justice roberts jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these justice senate puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Justice Jokes and Puns

Justice is a dish best served cold because...

...if it were served warm, it would be justwater.

Batman was my tour guide in Antarctica.

What can we even find around here?

Justice.

Why can't you hear the bass on Metallica's And Justice For All album?

Because they threw the bass player under the bus.

Justice joke, Why can't you hear the bass on Metallica's And Justice For All album?

How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called "recovering from the darkness"

Poetic Justice

Judge:

I find you guilty.
You are sentenced to ten years,
Take him away boys.

Prosecutor mutters, "Poetic Justice"


What do you calla judge with no thumbs?

Justice fingers

How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them.

Justice joke, How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.

TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the Caribbean!

Justice was served.

What do you call an American linguist, philosopher, cognitive scientist, logician, political commentator, social justice activist, and anarcho-syndicalist advocate who doesn't eat ham?

NO-HAM CHOMPSKY

What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice?

Awarewolf

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The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile

They have a tumbler.

What is the difference between a miscarriage and a miscarriage of justice?

One takes away your freedom, the other gives you it back.

Justice Scalia stated that he wants to be cremated after his death

Millions of women are meeting now to discuss if that's what is best for his body.

Why is revenge a dish best served cold?

Because it's just-ice

What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Miscarriage of Justice

Justice joke, What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime?

Batman walks into a bar with a pig...

It was a hot summers day and the barman thinks it's a strange sight, not to just see Batman, but to see him with a pig that has jet black hair, black eye shadow and studded bracelets.
The barman says "Is there anything I can get you Batman?"
He replies "Just-ice for goth-ham"

I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior

It has too many triggers though.

Dogs were the first social justice warriors

They hate mailmen.


Hitler was the original Social Justice Warrior

Adolf Hitler is the story of a failed liberal art student who blamed it on ethnicities he deemed privileged.

What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid?

Reality

So Harambe walked into a bar

Bartender: What will you be having to drink?
Harambe: I'll have a beer
Me: No, he'll have just ice.
Bartender: Just ice?
Me: Yes, justice for Harambe

Harambe went to a bar

Bartender: What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini?

Me: Just ice for Harambe.

Harambe: Just ice?

Me: Justice for Harambe.

A man walks into a bar with Harambe

Bartender: What can I get you ?

Harambe: I'll have a beer.

Man: No, he'll have just ice.

Bartender: Just ice?

Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.

What does batman like adding to his drinks?

JUST-ICE

What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course?

Triggernometry.

Today I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind person.

I was also fired from my job as a bus driver, no justice for the kind hearted in this world.

a man and harambe walk in to a bar

bartender: what will you fine gentleman have?

harambe: scotch

man: no, you'll have ice

bartender: just ice?

man: yes, justice for harambeο»Ώ

What's the difference between a social justice warrior and an IED?

You can't trigger an IED just by disagreeing with it.

Why is everyone a social justice warrior ?

Couldn't they pick another class ? Like social justice mage or social justice hunter ?

What do you call a dyslexic small town spinster who takes justice into her own hands?

A Village-Auntie

Two social justice warriors walk into a fence store...

Both took a fence

What do you call it when a future serial killer's mom has an abortion.

A miscarriage of justice

What do you call a super hero completely made of ice?

Justice

Whay doesn't McCree eat at lunch buffets?

It's high noon, and Justice ain't gonna serve itself.

Why did Plastic Man get kicked out of Justice League?

He was accused of rubbery

It was recently discovered that Hillary approached President Trump to ask if she could replace Justice Scalia after his death.

Trump replied, "That's perfectly fine with me so long as the undertaker is okay with it."

What's the difference between a bomb and a social justice warrior?

The bomb actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.

Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors?

Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.

What's the difference between a landslide and a social justice warrior?

It takes a lot of effort to trigger a landslide.

The Justice League has a vacancy and the number 7 is interviewing to fill a superhero position...

Batman: Thank you for coming, 7. Its been rough since the Flash took off and we're having a hard time finding someone to replace him. Let's get right to it. What is your first power?

Number 7: Well, for my whole life I've been in prime condition and I don't anticipate that changing anytime soon.

Bathman: That's great to hear. What do you consider your second power to be?

Number 7: 49

Did you hear about the insomniac social justice activist?

He was woke af

Why do social justice warriors hate dentists?

Because they make teeth straight and white.

It's appropriate that Cyborg from the Justice League is black,

Considering that he's only 3/5 of a person.

My wife asked me how Wonder Woman got her new sword in the Justice League movie...

I told her that she must have Amazon Prime

What do you call an introverted feminist?

An Antisocial Justice Warrior

What's the opposite of Social Justice Warrior?

A Status Quosader

Batman went to a restaurant.

Shortly after being seated, the waiter asks if he would like a drink.

"Water." Batman says in his gruff voice.

"Would you like ice and a lemon?"

Batman looks at him and says: "Justice."

Did you hear about the supreme court justice who was caught stealing the scraps from restaurant booths?

Police identified her as Booth Raider Ginsburg.

Harambe and I walk into a bar...

Bartender: What will you be having to drink?

Harambe: I'll have a beer.

Me: No, he'll have just ice.

Bartender: Just ice?

Me: Yes, justice for Harambe.

OFF: This is a repost because Harambe was shot today two years ago. Dicks out for Harambe!

Justice is best served cold.

Because it's just ice.

The US Justice Department were hellbent on taking IKEA to court a few years ago.

Unfortunately they had to walk away as they were having difficulties putting a case together.

How many social justice warriors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, but they'd shame it for its light privilege.

What's the difference between a gun and a social justice warrior?

The gun has only one trigger.

Did you hear about the judge who exposed himself during sentencing?

Apparently he wanted to meat out some justice.

A lawyer walks into a bar

The bartender looks at him and asks The usual?
The lawyer nods. The bartender then serves a glass full of ice.
Just-ice was served...

Picking a Supreme Court Justice is a lot like crossing a river...

It all comes down to Roe v Wade

A new Judge in town...

Why can't a man with the name Dunn become a judge?

Because then everyone would want to see Justice Dunn

What's the difference between a social justice warrior and a knife?

The knife is edgier and has a point.

Why is Antarctica the least corrupt continent?

Because it has justice

Criminal Justice is a lot like racial humor.

It's the dark ones that get you in trouble.

Justice is a dish best served cold

Because when you look at it again, you realize it's just ice.

Social Justice Warriors Favorite Sandwich:

Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato

Donald Trump better not remove Justice Ginsberg from the supreme court.

that would be ruthless

Never tell an angry emotional person to calm down.

That will only enrage them more.

Say, "what can we do to make you feel heard?"

Say, "How can we bring you a sense of justice here?"

Say, "Where do you want me to dump the body?"

Why is justice best served cold?

Because if it were warm, it would be justwater.

A time traveler goes back in time to force Hitler's mom to have an abortion.

It was a miscarriage of justice.

What do you call a snowman dressed up as a cop?

Just-ice.

Justice is a dish which is served best when it's still cold

Because if it would be served warm it would be just water

Do you know why Justice is a dish best-served cold?

Because if heated, it would become justwater.

Justice is a dish best served cold

If it were served warm it would be justwater.

What's another name for rural class justice?

Lawn enforcement

What do you call a judge without any thumbs ?

Justice fingers.

Justice is best served cold

Because if it was served hot it would be Justwater

The first female president is being sworn in.

Her Jewish mother is sitting in the second row next to a Supreme Court Justice, watching. The judge leans over and says, "Madam, you must be VERY proud."

The mother says, "Well, you see that girl with her hand on the Bible? Her brother's a doctor."

An Afghan escaping from Taliban walks in through the Pakistani border...

He is immediately stopped by Paxtani border patrol agents and asked to identify himself. He stops and says he's the Minister of Ports & Shipping of Afghanistan.

Paxtani border officer: "But there is no sea in Afghanistan. How can you be the Minister of Ports & Shipping?"

Afghan: "Don't you have a Minister for Law & Justice in Pakistan?"

Why did Superman slowly go insane?

Because he was fighting for Truth, Justice AND the American Way

Justice is a dish best served cold...

Otherwise it's justwater.

What's the most unrealistic part of The A-Team (2010)?

The CIA agent actually gets brought to justice

After many years of fighting crime as batman

Bruce Wayne finally got married and had a son. His son turned out to be brilliant at investing, especially in bitcoin, making Wayne Enterprises one of the biggest companies on the planet.

All this time, Bruce had been training him, and when the time was right, Bruce introduced his son to the Justice League, and told them that his son was going to take his place. Everyone was very welcoming, except for superman, who immediately quit the Justice League. He just couldn't work with a crypto knight.

Justice is best served cold

Coz if it were warm, it'd be Justwater.

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