Justice Jokes

• Short Justice Jokes
• Justice One Liners
• Social Justice Jokes
• Social Justice Warrior Jokes
• Justice League Jokes
• Criminal Justice Jokes
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Funniest Justice Short Jokes

Short justice jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The justice humour may include short jury jokes also.

1. Justice is a dish best served cold because... ...if it were served warm, it would be justwater.
2. Today I gave up my seat on the bus to a blind person. I was also fired from my job as a bus driver, no justice for the kind hearted in this world.
3. So Harambe walked into a bar Bartender: What will you be having to drink?
   Harambe: I'll have a beer
   Me: No, he'll have just ice.
   Bartender: Just ice?
   Me: Yes, justice for Harambe
4. It's appropriate that Cyborg from the Justice League is black, Considering that he's only 3/5 of a person.
5. A man walks into a bar with Harambe Bartender: What can I get you ?
   Harambe: I'll have a beer.
   Man: No, he'll have just ice.
   Bartender: Just ice?
   Man: Yes, justice for Harambe.
6. What's the difference between a bomb and a social justice warrior? The bomb actually accomplishes something when it's triggered.
7. Picking a Supreme Court Justice is a lot like crossing a river... It all comes down to Roe v Wade
8. A lawyer walks into a bar The bartender looks at him and asks The usual?
   The lawyer nods. The bartender then serves a glass full of ice.
   Just-ice was served...
9. The Supreme Court has changed dramatically since Justice Ginsberg died. It has become Ruth less.
10. My wife asked me how Wonder Woman got her new sword in the Justice League movie... I told her that she must have Amazon Prime

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Justice One Liners

Which justice one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with justice? I can suggest the ones about judge and equality.

1. What do you call a super hero completely made of ice? Justice
2. Justice is a dish best served cold If it were served warm it would be justwater.
3. Justice is best served cold Because if it was served hot it would be Justwater
4. I made a gun in the style of a social justice warrior It has too many triggers though.
5. What does batman like adding to his drinks? JUST-ICE
6. What type of tea does the Social Justice Warrior avoid? Reality
7. Why do social justice warriors hate dentists? Because they make teeth straight and white.
8. Why is justice best served cold? Because if it were warm, it would be justwater.
9. Criminal Justice is a lot like racial humor. It's the dark ones that get you in trouble.
10. Two social justice warriors walk into a fence store... Both took a fence
11. TIL Supreme Court judge kidnapped by cannibals in the caribbean! Justice was served.
12. What do you call a dead baby ,who fights crime? Miscarriage of Justice
13. What do you call a werewolf who has taken an interest in social justice? Awarewolf
14. What's a Social Justice Warrior's favorite math course? Triggernometry.
15. Justice is best served cold Coz if it were warm, it'd be Justwater.

Social Justice Jokes

Here is a list of funny social justice jokes and even better social justice puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What's the difference between a landslide and a social justice warrior? It takes a lot of effort to trigger a landslide.
• What time does a social justice warrior get up in the morning? It's hard to say, she's already woke.
• What's the difference between a social justice warrior and an IED? You can't trigger an IED just by disagreeing with it.
• How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They just hold the lightbulb and cry until the universe spins around them.
• What's the difference between a gun and a social justice warrior? The gun has only one trigger.
• Why is everyone a social justice warrior ? Couldn't they pick another class ? Like social justice mage or social justice hunter ?
• How many Social Justice Warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? None, just the one black guy they get to do it so they can tell him how oppressed he is.
• How many social justice warriors does it take to change a lightbulb? Twelve, one to change it and the other eleven to start a support group called "recovering from the darkness"
• Why are Social Justice Activists always warriors? Because they don't have a high enough intelligence to be Social Justice Mages.
• What's the difference between a social justice warrior and a knife? The knife is edgier and has a point.

Social Justice Warrior Jokes

Here is a list of funny social justice warrior jokes and even better social justice warrior puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Social Justice Warriors Favorite Sandwich: Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato
• What's the opposite of Social Justice Warrior? A Status Quosader
• Dogs were the first social justice warriors They hate mailmen.
• How many social justice warriors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but they'd shame it for its light privilege.
• After watching social justice warrior's behaviour on YouTube. TIL: the old saying is true... War doesn't determine who's on the right, only who's on the left.
• A group of kids start singing "Baa Baa Black Sheep" Then a social justice warrior barges in and says "it should be "Baa Baa African American Sheep"
• Social justice warriors love Captain Marvel because she's a powerful woman... ...but hate her because she's Binary.
• Why was a social justice warrior being held in solitude confinement in a mental institute? She attacked the guards when they tried to force her into a straight white male jacket.
• Mark 12:25 And Jesus said; In heaven there is no marriage. No men, no women, only angels. So it's Social Justice Warrior paradise? Like Berkeley?
• What secret society of social justice warriors has been sworn for a thousand years to get their only exercise typing angry comments on each other's bad CW fan fiction? The Knights Tumblar

Justice League Jokes

Here is a list of funny justice league jokes and even better justice league puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• The Social Justice League doesn't have a Batmobile They have a tumbler.
• Why did Plastic Man get kicked out of Justice League? He was accused of rubbery
• What's the difference between the Justice League reshoots and unlocking all the heroes in Battlefront 2? One was only slightly cheaper than the other.
• Which member of the Justice League has loose connective tissue? The Marfan Manhunter!
• Warner Brothers cracks down on paparazzi problems on "Justice League" set... ...apparently they're not allowing any unauthorized flash photography.
• There's a heavy riot across US.. Trump administration undecided who to call, Avengers or Justice League.
• Why is Superman the Leader of The Justice League? Just is.
• What's the difference between Me and the new Justice League movie? The movie finally got a date.
• If Superman and the Flash were to race in the Justice league movie do you know who would win? Chuck Norris
• What will you find in Superman's lavatory? A Superbowl.
  Shamelessly stolen from: The Joker -Justice League Action.
  I was drunk and I thought this was funny.

Criminal Justice Jokes

Here is a list of funny criminal justice jokes and even better criminal justice puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• As a dyslexic liberal trying to reform criminal justice, I don't know why I only get support from the other side on my bill to give rifles a chance to return to society.
• How should justice be brought about on criminal semites? By judge and jew-ry.

Cheerful Justice Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about justice you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean court jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make justice pranks.