Happy Justi Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
Justice is a dish best served cold because...
...if it were served warm, it would be justwater.
Justin Trudeau has done something that no one else has
He's gone black and has gone back
Looks like Justin Trudeau is going to try to govern as a minority
Wouldn't be the first time...
How does Justin Bieber remove his c**... after s**...?
He farts.
Why doesn't Justin Bieber shop at 'Sporting Goods?'
Because he likes d**...'s better.
What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?
Both want to be real boys
The little Justine come home with 20 dollars...
... the mom asks her where she got the money.
I won a bet, because little Johny said that I couldn't climb a tree.
Mom: Oh, but then he saw under your skirt and your p**....
Little Girl Proudly: No he didn't because they were in my pocket.
Why is justice so cold?
Because it's just ice... what'd you expect?
Why doesn't Justin Bieber like Sports Authority?
Because he likes d**....
Justin Timberlake was a devout christian during his N-Sync days.
He was always reading his Bye Bye Bible.
Justin Timberlake visits the Ukraine. Where does he visit first?
Crimea River
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Justin Bieber has said, "I feel like the Kurt Cobain of my generation, but people just don't understand me."
By a curious co-incidence, Kurt Cobain, contacted in a seance, said, "I felt like the Justin Bieber of my generation, so I killed myself."
Justin Bieber is placed on a s**... watch.
It's to make sure he goes through with it.
Justin Bieber has been kidnapped!
They want $100 million and a charter plane to Mexico or else they will release him.
What did Justin Trudeau actually study?
Nepotism.
What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?
The Crimea River.
How do you know Justin Bieber is Canadian?
Only a Canadian could get a #1 on Billboard with a song called Sorry.
Justice Scalia stated that he wants to be cremated after his death
Millions of women are meeting now to discuss if that's what is best for his body.
Justin Bieber
The new Justin Bieber 3-D movie is amazing.
It's like you could almost reach out and punch him.
What did Justin Verlander finish on Friday?
Kate's back.
Where does Justin Timberlake go swimming when he's in the Ukraine?
The Crimea River
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Justin Beiber fell off stage last night at a concert in Canada.
He suffered only minor injuries according to his gynecologist.
Justin Trudeau announces free lazer eye surgery for all Canadians in 4 years...
When asked why he put forward this proposal, he responded by saying "because it's 2020".
How Does Justin Bieber take his c**... off?
By f**... :)
Justin Bieber is still truly Canadian at heart...
His most popular song is called "Sorry".
What do Justin Bieber and Adolf h**... have in common?
Neither of them are musicians.
How does Justin Beiber remove a c**...?
He farts.
Justin Bieber....
I have recently changed the sound of my alarm clock to "Justin Bieber - Baby". Now I wake up 5 minutes earlier every day, so I don't have to listen to it.
Justin Bieber is on a game show...
He is asked the question; "what is one of the most popular pieces of clothing in India?" Bieber's mind is racing, well as fast as his mind can race, but the timer buzzes. Time is up.
Put out, Bieber cries out, "Is it too late to say sari?"
What is Justin Timberlake's Favorite vacation spot in the Ukraine?
Crimea River
Justin Bieber Jokes
Dear Justing Bieber Haters, Please respect him... I owe my life to Justin. Last August 16,2016 I was in coma for 2 months due to a terrible car accident.
One day my nurse turned the radio to Justin's song. So I got up.. And I turned off the radio.
What do Justin Bieber and an AMD laptop have in common
The fans are going wild
I can justify capitalism in three words or less.
It sells itself.
What is Justin Timberlake's favourite place to swim in Europe?
Crimea River
Where does Justin Timberlake take his holidays in Russia ?
Crimea River
Justin Bieber was caught hanging out around Selena Gomez's house.
Trespassito.
The Justice League has a vacancy and the number 7 is interviewing to fill a superhero position...
Batman: Thank you for coming, 7. Its been rough since the Flash took off and we're having a hard time finding someone to replace him. Let's get right to it. What is your first power?
Number 7: Well, for my whole life I've been in prime condition and I don't anticipate that changing anytime soon.
Bathman: That's great to hear. What do you consider your second power to be?
Number 7: 49
I saw justice in action today for the first time ever.
I went out for breakfast this morning with my girlfriend, saw a Jehovah's Witness lock himself out of his own house. Kept ringing the bell.
Justin Timberlake loves the Ukraine
Or, more specifically, the Crimea River
What was Justin Timberlake's biggest hit in Russia?
Crimea River
Justin Timberlake brought s**... back...
Tide brought natural selection back.
Why did Justin Timberlake install solar panels in his pants?
Cuz he's got. that. sunshine in his pocket.
Justin Bieber is like winter.
Kind of cute and exciting in the beginning, but after its all said and done you wish he would have stayed in Canada.
What's Justin Timberlakes favorite part of Eastern Europe?
The Crimea River.
Justice is best served cold.
Because it's just ice.
The US Justice Department were hellbent on taking IKEA to court a few years ago.
Unfortunately they had to walk away as they were having difficulties putting a case together.
Where does Justin Timberlake wash his dishes?
In sink
I've got all of Justin Biebers CDs......
...and if I can get passed his home security again I'll have all his dvds as well.
Between Justin Bieber, Quavo, DJ Khaled, Chance the Rapper, and Me, who is the worst rapper?
That's a No Brainer, I'm the One.
Justice is a dish best served cold
Because when you look at it again, you realize it's just ice.
Justin told me my mama was so fat she had a gravitational orbit ...
I told him he doesn't understand how physics works, cause everyone has a gravitational orbit.
Then I informed him his dad is so massive that his gravitational orbit is so large, not even light can escape it — and that's why he hasn't seen his dad in 20 years!
My name is Justin, but i've always felt like a Justine inside.
At least that's what my dad told me.
Where does Justin Timberlake like to go canoeing?
Crimea river
Why is justice best served cold?
Because if it were warm, it would be justwater.
Justin Timberlake seems to have a weird obsession
with some river in Crimea
Justin Timberlake admitted to being dyslexic.
Take a moment to let that N'Sync
Justice is a dish which is served best when it's still cold
Because if it would be served warm it would be just water
Do you know why Justice is a dish best-served cold?
Because if heated, it would become justwater.
Justice is a dish best served cold
If it were served warm it would be justwater.
Justin Timberlake is bad at geography
He sings this song, "Crimea River", but I checked, and Crimea is a peninsula, not a river.
Why can't you ever justify something wrong done by a male cow?
Because it's In defence of bull!
Justin Timberlake to star in Dark Crystal reboot
Working title: "Bringing Skeksis Back"
Justice is best served cold
Because if it was served hot it would be Justwater
Justice is a dish best served cold...
Otherwise it's justwater.
Justice is best served cold
Coz if it were warm, it'd be Justwater.
Justin Timberlake announces that he will be joining the war in Ukrain.
Early reports suggest that he will be stationed somewhere along the Crimea River
Did you know that Justin Timberlake is not from America?
He's actually from the Crimea River.
Justin Timberlake is going to Ukraine
He is going to be stationed by Crimea river
Justin Timberlake announced he would be joining the war effort in Ukraine.
Rumors state that he will be positioned somewhere along the Crimea River.
Justin Timberlake has volunteered to fight along side Ukrainian Forces
His first task… Crimea River
why is justice beat served cold?
If it was served warm it would be just water
