Jury Duty Jokes

My friend got jury duty

So I drove him down to the courthouse. He came out 5 minutes later and said we could go. I said "How did you do that?" He said it was easy, just pretend to be super racist and they let you go. So I tried it myself a couple weeks later.

Apparently it doesn't work if you're the defendant.

I begged a judge to let me off jury duty because of my job, but he insisted that my company can do just fine without me for a few days.

But that's exactly what I don't want them to figure out.

Sue reports for jury duty as ordered.

She promptly asks to be excused because she believes she's prejudiced. "I took one look at those shifty eyes and that cheap polyester suit and I immediately knew that he was guilty as sin."

"Sit down," says the judge. "That's the prosecuting attorney."

I had a court date this month. I screamed about my innocence and begged them for mercy.

I did not get picked for jury duty.

Many are called, few are chosen.....

.....thats right, I have jury duty

What do they call Jury Duty in Australia?

Didgereedooty

I just got called for jury duty and the judge is a midget.

I'm assuming it will be a short trial.

What's the best part about going to jury duty?

Everyone's legal.

I got jury duty next week

My duty is to convince the jury that I didn't do it.

Whenever I get jury duty, I never make it through jury selection

After all, no one wants a hung jury

When you go into court, you are putting your fate into the hands of people who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

How do you get out of jury duty in the US?

Be black. The prosecutors never let you remain on the jury.