Following is our collection of funny Juror jokes. Read juror prosecutor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.
Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these juror plea puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.
Silly & Ridiculous Juror Jokes to Spread Joy & Laughter
He has a point...
Judge: "Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?"
Juror: "I don't want to be away from my job that long."
Judge: "Can't they do without you at work?"
Juror: "Yes, but I don't want them to know it."
Before a trial in a Death penalty case the judge asks the jury 1 question:
Judge: If the evidence warrants it, would any of you take issue with giving the death penalty to the defendant?
(Juror stands)
Juror: The prison is in Huntsville your honour?
Judge: Yes.
Juror: Well that's a pretty far drive for me & I work all week so I can only do it on a Saturday if that's alright with you.
Job opportunity: Baltimore police officer
must have past experience as judge, juror, and executioner
Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the juror judge puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.
We suggest you to use only working juror honour piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.
