The Best 3 Juror Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Juror jokes. There are some juror prosecutor jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these juror plea puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Juror Jokes and Puns

He has a point...

Judge: "Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case?"

Juror: "I don't want to be away from my job that long."

Judge: "Can't they do without you at work?"

Juror: "Yes, but I don't want them to know it."

Before a trial in a Death penalty case the judge asks the jury 1 question:

Judge: If the evidence warrants it, would any of you take issue with giving the death penalty to the defendant?

(Juror stands)

Juror: The prison is in Huntsville your honour?

Judge: Yes.

Juror: Well that's a pretty far drive for me & I work all week so I can only do it on a Saturday if that's alright with you.

Job opportunity: Baltimore police officer

must have past experience as judge, juror, and executioner

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the juror judge jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working juror honour piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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