The Best 25 Jurassic Park Jokes

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Top 10 of the Funniest Jurassic Park Jokes and Puns

So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid

Guess that makes it Priustoric

Who would blow up Jurassic Park? Really?

A dino might.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?


(Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time)

Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park

Everyone is just there to watch me eat.

I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park...

...But sequels, uh, find a way.

What do you call an ancient Korean man?

Jurassic Park

What do you call a real old korean?

Jurassic Park

This culture of inclusiveness is getting out of hand

I mean, even Jurassic Park engineered a Trannysaurus Rex

Did you know in 1998 Titanic overtook Jurassic Park to become the highest grossing film of all time?

I guess the Titanic can't survive an iceberg but it can beat a Spielberg.

What would "Jurassic Park" be called if it was filmed during WW2?

Jewrassic Park.

Who would blow up jurassic park?

The dino might.

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What do they serve for breakfast at Jurassic Park?

Hammond eggs.

What's the most popular sandwich at cafes in Jurassic Park?

Dr. Hammond cheese

What do you call a panda preserve?

A soon-to-be Jurassic Park.

Yo mama..

is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park

What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park?

Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense.
Didn't you watch the movie?

Marriage is like walk in park....

and the name of this park is "Jurassic Park"

Who's Ji-Sung Park's great, great, great, great, great grandfather?

Jurassic Park

You know what else was opened before it was ready?

Jurassic park.

In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.

Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.

What do you call a bind dinosaur?


credit : Jurassic Park

Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.

I saw a man stop his car on the side of the road and get out, the bizarre thing is that he was wearing a T-Rex costume.

That's what I call a Jurassic park

My digital copy of Jurassic Park became corrupted.

I guess you can say I have e-reptile dysfunction.

My friend, upon hearing that Chris Pratt will be in the new Jurassic World film...

Are you looking forward to Jurassic Parks and Recreation?

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