Howlingly Hilarious Jurassic Park Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy
So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid
Guess that makes it Priustoric
Who would blow up Jurassic Park? Really?
A dino might.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
(Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time)
Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park
Everyone is just there to watch me eat.
I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park...
...But sequels, uh, find a way.
What do you call an ancient Korean man?
Jurassic Park
What do you call a real old korean?
Jurassic Park
This culture of inclusiveness is getting out of hand
I mean, even Jurassic Park engineered a Trannysaurus Rex
What do they serve for breakfast at Jurassic Park?
Hammond eggs.
Did you know in 1998 Titanic overtook Jurassic Park to become the highest grossing film of all time?
I guess the Titanic can't survive an iceberg but it can beat a Spielberg.
What would "Jurassic Park" be called if it was filmed during WW2?
Jewrassic Park.
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What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park?
Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense.
Didn't you watch the movie?
Being a teacher is like a walk in park
A Jurassic park
Who would blow up jurassic park?
The dino might.
Marriage is like walk in park....
and the name of this park is "Jurassic Park"
My spouse will not stop making puns about Jurassic Park.
I would have thought she'd lose her magic by now, but wife finds a way.
Yo mama..
is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park
Who's Ji-Sung Park's great, great, great, great, great grandfather?
Jurassic Park
What's the most popular sandwich at cafes in Jurassic Park?
Dr. Hammond cheese
What do you call a panda preserve?
A soon-to-be Jurassic Park.
My friend, upon hearing that Chris Pratt will be in the new Jurassic World film...
Are you looking forward to Jurassic Parks and Recreation?
You know what else was opened before it was ready?
Jurassic park.
In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.
Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
I saw a man stop his car on the side of the road and get out, the bizarre thing is that he was wearing a T-Rex costume.
That's what I call a Jurassic park
What do you call a bind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus?
credit : Jurassic Park
My digital copy of Jurassic Park became corrupted.
I guess you can say I have e-reptile dysfunction.
