Jurassic Park Jokes

Funniest Jurassic Park Short Jokes

Short jurassic park jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jurassic park humour may include short jurassic world jokes also.

1. So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid Guess that makes it Priustoric
2. What do you call a blind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus
   (Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time)
3. Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park Everyone is just there to watch me eat.
4. This culture of inclusiveness is getting out of hand I mean, even Jurassic Park engineered a Trannysaurus Rex
5. Did you know in 1998 Titanic overtook Jurassic Park to become the highest grossing film of all time? I guess the Titanic can't survive an iceberg but it can beat a Spielberg.
6. What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park? Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense.
   Didn't you watch the movie?
7. My spouse will not stop making puns about Jurassic Park. I would have thought she'd lose her magic by now, but wife finds a way.
8. Yo mama.. is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park
9. My friend, upon hearing that Chris Pratt will be in the new Jurassic World film... Are you looking forward to Jurassic Parks and Recreation?
10. In the first Jurassic Park movie, the Tyrannosaurus Rex wasn't chasing the jeep.
    Chuck Norris was chasing the Tyrannosaurus and the jeep.

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Jurassic Park One Liners

Which jurassic park one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jurassic park? I can suggest the ones about dinosaurs jurassic and dinosaur.

1. Who would blow up Jurassic Park? Really? A dino might.
2. I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park... ...But sequels, uh, find a way.
3. What do you call an ancient Korean man? Jurassic Park
4. What do you call a real old korean? Jurassic Park
5. What do they serve for breakfast at Jurassic Park? Hammond eggs.
6. What would "Jurassic Park" be called if it was filmed during WW2? Jewrassic Park.
7. Being a teacher is like a walk in park A Jurassic park
8. Who would blow up jurassic park? The dino might.
9. Marriage is like walk in park.... and the name of this park is "Jurassic Park"
10. Who's Ji-Sung Park's great, great, great, great, great grandfather? Jurassic Park
11. What's the most popular sandwich at cafes in Jurassic Park? Dr. Hammond cheese
12. What do you call a panda preserve? A soon-to-be Jurassic Park.
13. You know what else was opened before it was ready? Jurassic park.
14. Yo momma's so old, Jurassic Park brought back memories.
15. What do you call a bind dinosaur? Doyouthinkhesaurus?
    credit : Jurassic Park

Howlingly Hilarious Jurassic Park Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about jurassic park you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean tyrannosaurus rex jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jurassic park pranks.