The Best 50 Jurassic Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jurassic jokes. There are some jurassic doyouthinkhesawus jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jurassic jurassic park puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jurassic Jokes and Puns

Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot?

Jurassic times call for Jurassic
Measures.

Marriage is like walk in park....

and the name of this park is "Jurassic Park"

What do you call a real old korean?

Jurassic Park

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My friend, upon hearing that Chris Pratt will be in the new Jurassic World film...

Are you looking forward to Jurassic Parks and Recreation?

I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park...

...But sequels, uh, find a way.


What do you do if your pet dinosaur gets cold?

Give him a Jurassic parka.

What do they serve for breakfast at Jurassic Park?

Hammond eggs.

Jurassic joke, What do they serve for breakfast at Jurassic Park?

What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park?

Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense.
Didn't you watch the movie?

I wanna see Jurassic World, but I hear extincts.

(Spoilers) How does Jurassic World end?

Deus Rex Machina

I just saw Jurassic World...

It was DINO-mite!!!

A'thank you, I'll show myself out.

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Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park

Everyone is just there to watch me eat.

Did you hear Jurassic World got shut down?

Apparently they found a crisp rat in the kitchen!

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What do you call a pig that's mixed with a dinosaur movie?

Jurassic Pork

Jurassic joke, What do you call a pig that's mixed with a dinosaur movie?

Would it be dangerous for a human to live 65 million years ago?

You bet jurassic would.

So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid

Guess that makes it Priustoric

Yo mama..

is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park


Why were the dinosaurs so big?

Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures

What disease do elderly dinosaurs get?

Jurassic Parkinsons

what do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass?

Jurassic Pork

Ill show^myself^out

What do you get when you cross Mike Myers and a T-Rex?

Jurassic Wayne's World!

My digital copy of Jurassic Park became corrupted.

I guess you can say I have e-reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?

Jurassic Pork.

Who would blow up jurassic park?

The dino might.

What kind of coat does a dinosaur wear?

A Jurassic Parka

What did Noah say after he let the dinosaurs in?

Welcome to Jurassic Ark

What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?

Jurassic pork

Who would blow up Jurassic Park? Really?

A dino might.

Why did the Jurassic World geneticists 'cross' the road?

Because they wanted resulting Indominous Rex to be able to 'go up and down but not move'

What do you call the crossover between a pig and a dinosaur?

Jurassic Pork

What do you call an ancient Korean man?

Jurassic Park

Do dinosaur's look cool?

You bet jurassic does

What would "Jurassic Park" be called if it was filmed during WW2?

Jewrassic Park.

What do you call a bind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesaurus?

credit : Jurassic Park

This culture of inclusiveness is getting out of hand

I mean, even Jurassic Park engineered a Trannysaurus Rex

What do you call a panda preserve?

A soon-to-be Jurassic Park.

What's the most popular sandwich at cafes in Jurassic Park?

Dr. Hammond cheese

Archaeologists recently unearthed a computer dating back to prehistoric times

It had a jurassic pterobyte of storage space

I saw a man stop his car on the side of the road and get out, the bizarre thing is that he was wearing a T-Rex costume.

That's what I call a Jurassic park

Why won't people eat fried jurassic animals?

Because they are dinosour.

If the Genesis flood happened in prehistoric times...

...It'd be Jurassic Ark

"I've just been to the Jurassic Coast." "In Dorset?"

"Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone."

Who's Ji-Sung Park's great, great, great, great, great grandfather?

Jurassic Park

You know what else was opened before it was ready?

Jurassic park.

What do you call a blind dinosaur?

Doyouthinkhesaurus

(Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time)

What did the canadian dino wear to keep warm?

A Jurassic Parka

What do you call it when two dinosaurs run into each other?

A Jurassic jam.

Did you know in 1998 Titanic overtook Jurassic Park to become the highest grossing film of all time?

I guess the Titanic can't survive an iceberg but it can beat a Spielberg.

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