Comedy Jurassic Jokes to Make Your Friends Giggle
Why did the paleontologist measure the height of a dinosaur using a T-Rex's foot?
Jurassic times call for Jurassic
Measures.
Marriage is like walk in park....
and the name of this park is "Jurassic Park"
What do you call a real old korean?
Jurassic Park
My friend, upon hearing that Chris Pratt will be in the new Jurassic World film...
Are you looking forward to Jurassic Parks and Recreation?
I never thought they would make another Jurassic Park...
...But sequels, uh, find a way.
What do you do if your pet dinosaur gets cold?
Give him a Jurassic parka.
What do they serve for breakfast at Jurassic Park?
Hammond eggs.
What did they serve for lunch at Jurassic Park?
Chilean Sea Bass. Spared no expense.
Didn't you watch the movie?
I wanna see Jurassic World, but I hear extincts.
(Spoilers) How does Jurassic World end?
Deus Rex Machina
I just saw Jurassic World...
It was DINO-mite!!!
A'thank you, I'll show myself out.
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Going to a restaurant alone makes me feel like a dinosaur in Jurassic Park
Everyone is just there to watch me eat.
Did you hear Jurassic World got shut down?
Apparently they found a crisp rat in the kitchen!
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What do you call a pig that's mixed with a dinosaur movie?
Jurassic Pork
Would it be dangerous for a human to live 65 million years ago?
You bet jurassic would.
So I saw that the new dinosaur in Jurassic Park is a hybrid
Guess that makes it Priustoric
Yo mama..
is so old that Steven Spielberg used her as a dinosaur consultant in Jurassic Park
Why were the dinosaurs so big?
Because Jurassic times call for Jurassic measures
What disease do elderly dinosaurs get?
Jurassic Parkinsons
what do you call a 145 million year old swine carcass?
Jurassic Pork
Ill show^myself^out
What do you get when you cross Mike Myers and a T-Rex?
Jurassic Wayne's World!
My digital copy of Jurassic Park became corrupted.
I guess you can say I have e-reptile dysfunction.
What do you call a dinosaur wrapped in bacon?
Jurassic Pork.
Who would blow up jurassic park?
The dino might.
What kind of coat does a dinosaur wear?
A Jurassic Parka
What did Noah say after he let the dinosaurs in?
Welcome to Jurassic Ark
What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with a pig?
Jurassic pork
Who would blow up Jurassic Park? Really?
A dino might.
Why did the Jurassic World geneticists 'cross' the road?
Because they wanted resulting Indominous Rex to be able to 'go up and down but not move'
What do you call the crossover between a pig and a dinosaur?
Jurassic Pork
What do you call an ancient Korean man?
Jurassic Park
Do dinosaur's look cool?
You bet jurassic does
What would "Jurassic Park" be called if it was filmed during WW2?
Jewrassic Park.
What do you call a bind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus?
credit : Jurassic Park
This culture of inclusiveness is getting out of hand
I mean, even Jurassic Park engineered a Trannysaurus Rex
What do you call a panda preserve?
A soon-to-be Jurassic Park.
What's the most popular sandwich at cafes in Jurassic Park?
Dr. Hammond cheese
Archaeologists recently unearthed a computer dating back to prehistoric times
It had a jurassic pterobyte of storage space
I saw a man stop his car on the side of the road and get out, the bizarre thing is that he was wearing a T-Rex costume.
That's what I call a Jurassic park
Why won't people eat fried jurassic animals?
Because they are dinosour.
If the Genesis flood happened in prehistoric times...
...It'd be Jurassic Ark
"I've just been to the Jurassic Coast." "In Dorset?"
"Yes, I'd recommend it to anyone."
Who's Ji-Sung Park's great, great, great, great, great grandfather?
Jurassic Park
You know what else was opened before it was ready?
Jurassic park.
What do you call a blind dinosaur?
Doyouthinkhesaurus
(Full Disclosure: I'm showing Jurassic Park to my kids for the first time)
What did the canadian dino wear to keep warm?
A Jurassic Parka
What do you call it when two dinosaurs run into each other?
A Jurassic jam.
Did you know in 1998 Titanic overtook Jurassic Park to become the highest grossing film of all time?
I guess the Titanic can't survive an iceberg but it can beat a Spielberg.
My spouse will not stop making puns about Jurassic Park.
I would have thought she'd lose her magic by now, but wife finds a way.
Being a teacher is like a walk in park
A Jurassic park
Dinosaur Fact
Towards the end of the Jurassic period, the Thesaurus was the first Dinosaur to become extinct, obsolete, belated, vanished and wiped out.
I went back to the Jurassic period to hide from 19th-century female novelists
But Brontesaurus
