Jupiter Jokes

Funniest Jupiter Short Jokes

Short jupiter jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jupiter humour may include short asteroid jokes also.

1. Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to setup a party But they failed because nobody knew how to planet
2. The entire crew of the first manned mission to Jupiter died upon reaching the planet... I guess nobody quite understood the gravity of the situation.
3. Why does Jupiter have farts? Because it's a gas giant.
   Courtesy of my 6 year old.
   Bonus: Uranus made Jupiter.
4. I always tell my kids to stay well clear of any Train tracks... ...except "Drops of Jupiter". That one's ok.
5. What's the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid? Asteroids come from the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars.
   Hemorrhoids come from somewhere near Uranus.
6. My wife went to Jupiter and found pictures of me and a mistress. She was crushed. My mistress asked what the big deal was... she didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
7. NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus.
8. Little sister told me an elementary school rhyme today. Women go to college to get more knowledge
   Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
9. When did scientists realize that Jupiter had no solid ground? When they saw the hole planet.
10. Why is the planet next to Jupiter so small? Because it was Sat-urn

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Jupiter One Liners

Which jupiter one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jupiter? I can suggest the ones about comet and probe.

1. "Dad, why are there no jews on jupiter?" "Because its a gas planet son"
2. What the the planet Jupiter say to Neptune? I can see Uranus from here.
3. Jupiter has a total of 64 moons. Their werewolf problem must be enormous.
4. Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match? He took asteroids.
5. How does Jupiter hold up it's trousers? With an Asteroid Belt.
6. What did Earth say to Jupiter? That mass though
7. They should call Jupiter JEWpiter Because its a gas planet.
8. What's the difference between Earth and Jupiter? Your mom's mass.
9. Why are the planets scared of Jupiter? Jupiter saturn Uranus.
10. Why is Uranus jealous of Jupiter? Because when it comes to moons- Jupiter has 69.
11. What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf? Jupiter
12. Which of Jupiter's moons is the best according to the Seven Dwarves? Io, Io...
13. For Jupiter, God of Lightning, what's the best part of waking up? Fulgur's in his cup,
14. What did Jupiter do? Jupiter Saturn Uranus.
15. Would you like to buy Jupiter? Full disclosure: It has a big red spot.

Planet Jupiter Jokes

Here is a list of funny planet jupiter jokes and even better planet jupiter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Petition to rename Jupiter ...to Jewpiter because its a gas planet
• What planet is large and gassy? Jupiter. What did you think I would say?
• Why did they rename Jupiter Jewspuiter? Because it's a gas planet.
• Why are all the planets attracted to Jupiter? Because it has a huge mass.
• We should rename Jupiter to... Jewpitrer because it's a gas planet.
• What did Jupiter say to Saturn when he found out Saturn was pregnant? Did you planet?
• What was h**...'s least favorite planet? Jupiter

Mars Jupiter Jokes

Here is a list of funny mars jupiter jokes and even better mars jupiter puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why was Mars afraid of Jupiter? Because Jupiter Saturn Uranus

Jupiter Juno Jokes

Here is a list of funny jupiter juno jokes and even better jupiter juno puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• I was about to make a joke about Jupiter and a spacecraft... ... but how did Juno about it?

Jupiter Jokes: Galaxies of Giggles from the Gas Giant

What funny jokes about jupiter you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean spaceship jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make jupiter pranks.