Silly Jupiter Jokes for a Good Time with Friends
What did Earth say to Jupiter?
That mass though
What the the planet Jupiter say to Neptune?
I can see Uranus from here.
I always tell my kids to stay well clear of any Train tracks...
...except "Drops of Jupiter". That one's ok.
Juno and Jupiter Sitting in Space
Jupiter's moons were named after the Roman god's mistresses and this week NASA sent a spacecraft named after his wife, Juno, to observe the planet. If they find evidence that Jupiter has been unfaithful, the next thing NASA will be sending is a Death Star.
NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey
exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus.
They should call Jupiter JEWpiter
Because its a gas planet.
Jupiter has a total of 64 moons.
Their werewolf problem must be enormous.
What do you call a rabbi who plays miniature golf?
Jupiter
"Dad, why are there no jews on jupiter?"
"Because its a gas planet son"
Earth, Venus, Mars, and Jupiter were going to setup a party
But they failed because nobody knew how to planet
For Jupiter, God of Lightning, what's the best part of waking up?
Fulgur's in his cup,
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What's the weather on Jupiter?
Cloudy.
Why is the planet next to Jupiter so small?
Because it was Sat-urn
Would you like to buy Jupiter?
Full disclosure: It has a big red spot.
Why is Uranus jealous of Jupiter?
Because when it comes to moons- Jupiter has 69.
What did Jupiter do?
Jupiter Saturn Uranus.
Jupiter heard from Neptune that Pluto was pregnant.
Jupiter said to Pluto "Congratulations! I was surprised to hear that you're expecting!"
To which Pluto replied "Thanks. Yeah, I definitely didn't planet!"
How does Jupiter hold up it's trousers?
With an Asteroid Belt.
When did scientists realize that Jupiter had no solid ground?
When they saw the hole planet.
Why was Jupiter banned from competing in the planetary boxing match?
He took asteroids.
Petition to rename Jupiter
...to Jewpiter because its a gas planet
Why does Jupiter have farts?
Because it's a gas giant.
Courtesy of my 6 year old.
Bonus: Uranus made Jupiter.
My wife went to Jupiter and found pictures of me and a mistress.
She was crushed. My mistress asked what the big deal was... she didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
When you're trying to slingshot around Jupiter but you run out of fuel and end up on a collision course with one of Jupiter's moons...
Europa creek with no paddle.
I hope someone smiles at this dumb space joke.
Little sister told me an elementary school rhyme today.
Women go to college to get more knowledge
Boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider
Why was Mars afraid of Jupiter?
Because Jupiter Saturn Uranusο»Ώ
I saw Venus AND Jupiter this morning!
So glad the strip club is open early.
Jupiter, Saturn, and Pluto walk into a bar.
After sitting down, Jupiter says: "I'm the biggest planet, give me the biggest beer you have."
Saturn says: "I'm the best looking planet, give me the fanciest drink you have."
Pluto says: "I know I'm not a planet, but give me a shot."
If boys go to Jupiter to get more stupider...
and girls go to college to get more knowledge... does that mean that ladies go to hades when they have babies?... this would explain a lot about pregnancy
Why are the planets scared of Jupiter?
Jupiter Saturn Uranus.
What's the difference between an asteroid and a hemorrhoid?
Asteroids come from the asteroid belt between Jupiter and Mars.
Hemorrhoids come from somewhere near Uranus.
What was Hitler's least favorite planet?
Jupiter
The entire crew of the first manned mission to Jupiter died upon reaching the planet...
I guess nobody quite understood the gravity of the situation.
