The Best 5 Juno Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Juno jokes. There are some juno doda jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these juno mars puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Juno Jokes and Puns

Juno and Jupiter Sitting in Space

Jupiter's moons were named after the Roman god's mistresses and this week NASA sent a spacecraft named after his wife, Juno, to observe the planet. If they find evidence that Jupiter has been unfaithful, the next thing NASA will be sending is a Death Star.

What do you call a spinning, bisexual dinosaur that loves Juno & Superbad?

Biceratops

NASA's JUNO Probe finally reached Jupiter after ~5 year journey

exactly halfway to its journey to Uranus.

Why is the music award show in Canada called the Junos?

Because everytime someone wins, everyone goes "Juno who that is?"

They tried to record the Juno Satellite launch, but their computers were outer space.

Outer. Space.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the juno bada jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working juno argo piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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