The Best 18 Junk Food Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Junk Food jokes. There are some junk food restaurants jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these junk food food knock knock puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Junk Food Jokes and Puns

Two days into my diet I removed all the junk food from my house....

.....and it was delicious

Tumblr is like junk food

They're both filled with trans fat.

"New Years resoultion"

I have been reading so many bad things lately about how all the bad things sugar and junk food could do to me, so my New Years resoultion is no more reading 😊

Junk Food joke, "New Years resoultion"

Junk foods are so versatile!

A bag of Lays can be used as fuel for a fire in an emergency, you can have finger sword fights with Bugles, and now, a Cheeto has won the United States Presidential Election!

I had such a strange dream last night...

everything was reversed. Vegans were eating meat. Christians were having un-married sex. Bodybuilders were fat and eating junk food. And the weirdest of all I was getting laid.


Why did the zombie not eat your brain?

Because he doesn't eat junk food.

My wife accidentally ordered way too many chicken strips for lunch

She was quite upset about, as she hates wasting food. My daughter I were quite happy to have some tasty junk food for dinner though. I said to my wife "We could do this again, I don't mind eating KFC. I hope this wasn't just a strip tease!"

Junk Food joke, My wife accidentally ordered way too many chicken strips for lunch

I have been trying to lose weight so I've been keeping my junk food in the basement.

This makes it cellary.

Two days into my diet I removed all the junk food from my house....

...now I'm eating from my trashcan.

I've been reading so much about the bad effects of smoking, drinking, junk food and sex that ..

I've finally decided to give up reading

What is a cannibals favorite junk food?

HANDburgers

You can explore junk food junkies reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean junk food scrap dad jokes. There are also junk food puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


What's a homeless man's favourite type of food?

Junk food

What is a beavers favorite junk food?

Woodchips

What do garbage man eat?

Junk food

My love life is a lot like a celery stick

I'm typically the better option, but everyone chooses junk food instead of me.

I used to eat a lot of junk food and do Fortnite dances

But my dad told me you are what you yeet.

Junk Food joke, I used to eat a lot of junk food and do Fortnite dances

Most redittors would make excellent Presidents.

We already sleep, eat junk food, watch TV and post on social media 21 hours a day.

My wife says she is no longer buying junk food for the family because, "

Everyone just eats it."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the junk food dog food jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working junk food ethiopian food piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes