Junk Food Jokes

27 junk food jokes and hilarious junk food puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about junk food that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Junk Food Short Jokes

Short junk food jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The junk food humour may include short junk jokes also.

  1. Two days into my diet I removed all the junk food from my house.... .....and it was delicious
  2. "New Years resoultion" I have been reading so many bad things lately about how all the bad things sugar and junk food could do to me, so my New Years resoultion is no more reading 😊
  3. I have been trying to lose weight so I've been keeping my junk food in the basement. This makes it cellary.
  4. Two days into my diet I removed all the junk food from my house.... I'm eating from my trashcan.
  5. My love life is a lot like a celery stick I'm typically the better option, but everyone chooses junk food instead of me.
  6. I used to eat a lot of junk food and do Fortnite dances But my dad told me you are what you yeet.
  7. Most redittors would make excellent Presidents. We already sleep, eat junk food, watch TV and post on social media 21 hours a day.
  8. My wife says she is no longer buying junk food for the family because, "Everyone just eats it."
  9. I've been reading so much about the bad effects of smoking, drinking, junk food and s**... that .. I've finally decided to give up reading

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Junk Food One Liners

Which junk food one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with junk food? I can suggest the ones about fast food and bad food.

  1. Tumblr is like junk food They're both filled with trans fat.
  2. Why did the zombie not eat your brain? Because he doesn't eat junk food.
  3. What is a cannibals favorite junk food? HANDburgers
  4. What's a homeless man's favourite type of food? Junk food
  5. What is a beavers favorite junk food? Woodchips
  6. What do garbage man eat? Junk food
  7. What's Stormy Daniel's least favourite junk food? Toadstools...

Junk Food joke, What's Stormy Daniel's least favourite junk food?

Delightful Fun Junk Food Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about junk food you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean breakfast food jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make junk food pranks.

I needed to do the laundry, but then I realized I was out of detergent,

so I went to write a shopping list and realized how unorganized the junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink. When I went to toss all the junk, I saw that the trash was full but before I took it out I wanted to get rid of old food in the fridge. That's when I realized a juice jug had leaked so I needed to clean it up but when I went to grab a rag, I saw that the pantry closet was a nightmare so I started organizing it.
And that's how I ended up on the floor looking at my old photo albums from 1990s and not doing laundry.

Junk foods are so versatile!

A bag of Lays can be used as fuel for a fire in an emergency, you can have finger sword fights with Bugles, and now, a Cheeto has won the United States Presidential Election!

I had such a strange dream last night...

everything was reversed. Vegans were eating meat. Christians were having un-married s**.... Bodybuilders were fat and eating junk food. And the weirdest of all I was getting laid.

My wife accidentally ordered way too many chicken strips for lunch

She was quite upset about, as she hates wasting food. My daughter I were quite happy to have some tasty junk food for dinner though. I said to my wife "We could do this again, I don't mind eating KFC. I hope this wasn't just a s**... tease!"

Junk Food joke, What's Stormy Daniel's least favourite junk food?