Junk Food Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Junk Food jokes. Read junk food scrap jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

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Two days into my diet I removed all the junk food from my house....

.....and it was delicious

I needed to do the laundry, but then I realized I was out of detergent,

so I went to write a shopping list and realized how unorganized the junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink. When I went to toss all the junk, I saw that the trash was full but before I took it out I wanted to get rid of old food in the fridge. That's when I realized a juice jug had leaked so I needed to clean it up but when I went to grab a rag, I saw that the pantry closet was a nightmare so I started organizing it.
And that's how I ended up on the floor looking at my old photo albums from 1990s and not doing laundry.

Tumblr is like junk food

They're both filled with trans fat.

"New Years resoultion"

I have been reading so many bad things lately about how all the bad things sugar and junk food could do to me, so my New Years resoultion is no more reading 😊

Junk foods are so versatile!

A bag of Lays can be used as fuel for a fire in an emergency, you can have finger sword fights with Bugles, and now, a Cheeto has won the United States Presidential Election!

I had such a strange dream last night...

everything was reversed. Vegans were eating meat. Christians were having un-married s**.... Bodybuilders were fat and eating junk food. And the weirdest of all I was getting laid.

Why did the zombie not eat your brain?

Because he doesn't eat junk food.

Junk Food joke, Why did the zombie not eat your brain?

My wife accidentally ordered way too many chicken strips for lunch

She was quite upset about, as she hates wasting food. My daughter I were quite happy to have some tasty junk food for dinner though. I said to my wife "We could do this again, I don't mind eating KFC. I hope this wasn't just a s**... tease!"

I have been trying to lose weight so I've been keeping my junk food in the basement.

This makes it cellary.

Two days into my diet I removed all the junk food from my house....

...now I'm eating from my trashcan.

I've been reading so much about the bad effects of smoking, drinking, junk food and s**... that ..

I've finally decided to give up reading

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What is a cannibals favorite junk food?


What's a homeless man's favourite type of food?

Junk food

What is a beavers favorite junk food?


What do garbage man eat?

Junk food

My love life is a lot like a celery stick

I'm typically the better option, but everyone chooses junk food instead of me.

Junk Food joke, My love life is a lot like a celery stick

I used to eat a lot of junk food and do Fortnite dances

But my dad told me you are what you yeet.

Most redittors would make excellent Presidents.

We already sleep, eat junk food, watch TV and post on social media 21 hours a day.

My wife says she is no longer buying junk food for the family because, "

Everyone just eats it."

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