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Junk Food Day Jokes

4 junk food day jokes and hilarious junk food day puns to laugh out loud. Read holiday jokes about junk food day that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Junk Food Day Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good junk food day joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

Two days into my diet I removed all the junk food from my house....

.....and it was delicious

Two days into my diet I removed all the junk food from my house....

...now I'm eating from my trashcan.

Most redittors would make excellent Presidents.

We already sleep, eat junk food, watch TV and post on social media 21 hours a day.

A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar

A doctor on his morning walk noticed an old lady sitting on her front step smoking a cigar
So he walked up to her and said, "I couldn't help but notice how happy you look! What is your secret?"
"I smoke ten cigars a day," she said. '"Before I go to bed, I smoke a nice big joint. Apart from that, I drink a whole bottle of Jack Daniels every week, and eat only junk food. On weekends, I pop pills, get laid, and don't exercise at all."
'"That is absolutely amazing! How old are you?"
"Thirty-four," she replied.

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