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Junk Drawer Jokes

3 junk drawer jokes and hilarious junk drawer puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about junk drawer that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Junk Drawer Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.

What is a good junk drawer joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

I needed to do the laundry, but then I realized I was out of detergent,

so I went to write a shopping list and realized how unorganized the junk drawer was, and started checking pens for ink. When I went to toss all the junk, I saw that the trash was full but before I took it out I wanted to get rid of old food in the fridge. That's when I realized a juice jug had leaked so I needed to clean it up but when I went to grab a rag, I saw that the pantry closet was a nightmare so I started organizing it.
And that's how I ended up on the floor looking at my old photo albums from 1990s and not doing laundry.

What's the difference between a kid and a drawer?

A drawer won't scream when I force my junk into it.

What does Iggy Azalea have in her kitchen junk drawers?

Mainly doodads doodads.


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