Happy Juniper Jokes for a Lighthearted Night with Friends
What do you call a meeting exclusively attended by pine, juniper and fir trees?
A coniference.
A lot of different plants can be turned into alcohol and then used for trucking fuel. I tried this with juniper berries.
I call it gin diesel.
What is the most feared tree in Israel?
*Juniperus deppeana*, better known as the Alligator Juniper.
[PUN]I think I saw a beautiful juniper.
Maybe it's fir... or maybe it's maple-ine.