Junior Jokes
51 junior jokes and hilarious junior puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about junior that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Explore the world of junior jokes with this unique collection that includes everything from jokes about junior high to junior doctor and even junior warden! Whether you're a youngster, a sophomore, or just young at heart, these youthful jokes are sure to bring a smile to your face.
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Funniest Junior Short Jokes
Short junior jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The junior humour may include short senior jokes also.
- I recently rejected a junior software dev job at IKEA. I kinda know java, kotlin and some php but unfortunately Assembly was required.
- What do Iron Man and Katie Price have in common? They have both had a Downey Junior Inside of them
- A priest and a rabbi walk by a junior high school... The priest peers inside and says "Hey. Let's go inside and screw some little boys."
The rabbi responds "Out of what?" - At this point I feel that there's probably nothing self-incriminating in his tax returns. Or else Donald J. Trump or Junior would have tweeted it out to the public.
- In the past, U.S.A. has had for president..... Bush senior, Bush junior and now Bush groper.
- Russian 'Matreshka' Doll store is looking for a senior manager... also a manager, a junior manager and a junior manager's assistant.
- Why did Toronto host the (hockey) World Junior Championships? They wanted to see what a winning team looked like.
- On Kashyyyk, Chewbacca's homeworld, would amateur junior-level warriors be called Rookie Wookies? :)
- How many sopranos does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Six - one to try and reach the socket, and the other five to stand around saying that its too high for her.
- Work ad: Russian matryoshka doll factory is looking for a head manager, a manager, a junior manager, and an assistant junior manager.
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Junior One Liners
Which junior one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with junior? I can suggest the ones about freshman and rookie.
- I would have won the Junior Olympics too... ..if it weren't for you medalling kids.
- I studied abroad the first semester of my junior year Then she closed her blinds
- You hear the one about the transgender student? He spent his Junior year a broad.
- I forgot to add Junior Mafia to my hip hip playlist Oh well. No Biggie
- Why are junior doctors so good at bowling? They always get strikes!
- Why are junior high girls like simple math? It's easier to just do them in your head
- Girlfriend: "What's senior year without a little slacking?" Me: "Junior year."
- jared from Subway What's jared's favorite sub? A junior with meatballs!
- What do you call Nashville's Junior Hockey League? The Child Predators.
- The best b**... I ever got was in junior high. God I love being a teacher
- What do grammar n**... order at Burger King? Two Whoppers Junior
- Why doesn't The Junior League have o**...? too many Thank-You notes.
- h**... was a one arrogant senior who never let any Junior around him Crack: Jew near
Junior High Jokes
Here is a list of funny junior high jokes and even better junior high puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Teacher: "I will call your parents!"
Elementary student: "No! I’ll be a good boy!"
Junior High School Student: "Pffff… Anyway…"
High School Student: "Send my mother my greetings!" - If I knew a kid named Roy that wore corduroys back in junior high school, we'd still be calling him corridor Roy to this day.
- Did you hear? Somebody released a bunch of angry, rabid owls down at the local junior high! I tell you, school hooting is a real problem in this country.
Comical Puns & Laughs: Enjoy Fun, Witty Junior Jokes with Friends.
What funny jokes about junior you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean high school senior jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make junior pranks.
Blackbeard the pirate sends his son BB Junior to kindergarten
As its the first day, the teachers want to gauge how smart each child is.
"who can sing the Alphabet" enquires the teacher
'Y'arrrr I can" says BB Junior
"Ok BB, go ahead" the teacher encourages
BB stands up full of confidence
"A B C C C C C C C D E F..."
"Stop" the teacher interrupts "thats not right BB there is only one C"
BB looks at her as if she's an idiot
"WRONG" he retorts "THERE ARE *SEVEN C's*"
Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole, looking up.
A woman walked by and asked what they were doing. "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder." The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her pocket, took a measurement and announced, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.
Junior shook his head and laughed. "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde! We ask for the height, and she gives us the length!"
Custody trial
Momma bear and papa bear are in court finalizing their divorce and custody of junior bear. The judge asks junior bear who he wants to live with?
J: "do you want to live with momma bear? "
JB: "no, she beats me."
J: "do you want to stay with papa bear?"
JB: "no, he beats me too."
J: "then who will you live with?"
JB: "I want to live with the Chicago Bears, they never beat anybody!"
A little boy swallows a nickel.
His mother panics and starts hitting him hard on the back. Suddenly he coughs up two dimes. She doesn't know what to do so she calls her husband.
"Junior swallowed a nickel, and when I patted him on the back he coughed up two dimes. What do I do?" she cried.
"Keep feeding him nickels!" the father said.
Homecomeback
It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on the dance floor but a few young men and women lined the sides of the gym, hoping for a dance partner to ask them out onto the dance floor. After waiting anxiously for quite a while, a rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."
A before Viagara Joke
One day Grandpa was watching Junior playing with an earthworm. Grandpa said, " Junior, I will give you $10 if you can put that worm back down in its hole."
The kids thinks and thinks, then runs into the house and returns with a can of hair spray. He sprays the worn all over and as it gets stiff he stuffs it down into the hole. Grandpa gives the boy $10.
The next day Grandpa comes out to where Junior is playing and gives the boy $20. The boy looked up in confusion and asked, "What's this for?"
Grandpa smiles and says, "That's from Grandma!"
Why don't Junior League debutantes engage in group s**...?
Too many thank you notes to write afterwards.
Young man fresh out of college gets a job at a factory
When he arrives he surprised that he is assigned as junior janitor. Shocked he asks for the manager who hired him. Didn't you read I have a double major in Social Science and Anthropology
Oh says the man, I must have missed that. OK let me explain. Lift the mop up and put in the bucket, then wipe the dirty floor with it.
The CEO of a large cooperation was giving advice to a junior executive.
"I was young, married and out of work," he lectured. "I took the last nickel I had and bought an apple. I polished it and sold it for a dime. The next day I bought two apples, polished them and sold them for ten cents each."
"I see," said the junior executive. "You kept reinvesting your money and grew a big business."
"No," said the CEO. "Then my wife's father died and left me a fortune."
The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him.
"I'm sorry, he's dead," was the standard answer.
Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling.
The reply: "I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it."
A Chinese man goes to see an eye doctor (Racist)
After the examination, the doctor says "You have a cataract."
The Chinese guy replies, "No, I have a Rincoln Continentar."
Courtesy of Junior in the Sopranos
So a lady was waiting at the doctor's...
The doctor is obsessed with the stars, and is a junior astrologist, so, naturally, he asks the woman what her Zodiac symbol is. She responds; "Cancer, why?". "What a coincidence..." Said the Doctor.
Told my dad that 12 boys from a junior football team are lost in a flooded cave in Thailand.
Dad: He told me they should call a priest.
Me: Dad! They could still be alive.
Dad: Yes I believe that they are still alive as well, just toss a priest in the cave and he'll find those boys real quick.
Russia. Little Boris comes running to his alcoholic father.
"Daddy, daddy! I just heard that v**... has risen in price. That means you'll be drinking less from now on?"
"No, junior. That means you'll be eating less," the father replies.
A c**... visits an optometrist
A c**... goes to see an optometrist because he is having trouble seeing.
Optometrist: "You have a catarac"
c**...: "No, I have a rincorn continenar"
Credit to Junior from The Sopranos... and yes I know the spelling is off, but it sounds better when I read it like this.
True story: Two of the veterinarians at my place of employment amputated a dogs cancerous leg today.
As the junior Doctor brought the leg across the room, he shook it a little and made ghost noises.
the technician watching with me turned and said,
"I don't find that humerus"
Cuba Gooding Junior hosting Family Fued
Cuba: Name something you keep in your wallet
Me: The Money
Cuba: Ok then... Show me The Money
JOB OPENING : WE ARE LOOKING FOR A JUNIOR WORKER WITH EXPERIENCE OF SENIOR WORKER WITH PAY OF A INTERN
