Junior High Jokes

A priest and a rabbi walk by a junior high school...

The priest peers inside and says "Hey. Let's go inside and screw some little boys."
The rabbi responds "Out of what?"

Homecomeback

It was the annual homecoming dance at the local high school gym. Most of the young folk were out on the dance floor but a few young men and women lined the sides of the gym, hoping for a dance partner to ask them out onto the dance floor. After waiting anxiously for quite a while, a rather awkward freshman finally got up the nerve to ask a pretty junior for a dance at the homecoming. She gave him the once-over and said, "Sorry, I won't dance with a child." "Please forgive me," responded the underclassman. "I didn't realize you were pregnant."

One day Mom was cleaning junior's room

and in the closet she found a b**... S+M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, " Well what should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should s**... him."

The best b**... I ever got was in junior high.

God I love being a teacher

Teacher: "I will call your parents!"
Elementary student: "No! I’ll be a good boy!"
Junior High School Student: "Pffff… Anyway…"
High School Student: "Send my mother my greetings!"

If I knew a kid named Roy that wore corduroys back in junior high school, we'd still be calling him corridor Roy to this day.

Did you hear? Somebody released a bunch of angry, rabid owls down at the local junior high!

I tell you, school hooting is a real problem in this country.

Why are junior high girls like simple math?

It's easier to just do them in your head