Uproarious Jungle Book Jokes to Share with Friends
A hungry lion roamed through the jungle looking for his next meal when he came upon two men.
One man was sitting under a tree reading a book. The other man was writing in a notebook. The lion quickly pounced in the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that reader's digest and writers cramp.
A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.
He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.
The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.
The jungle book has been adapted into a live action play
But after the show at the Cincinnati zoo all other showings have been cancelled.
Sonny Bono can't tell you the name of the tiger in The Jungle Book...
But Cher can.
Can I tell you the name of the tiger in the jungle book?
I Sher Kan.
Place:mental hospital
Doctor:what is wrong with you?
Patient:I wrote a 500 page book
Doctor:what did you write about?
Patient:I wrote a king started going to the jungle with his horse and in the last page he arrived at the jungle
Doctor:what did you write in the other 498 page
Patient:tigdik tigdik tigdik
Tigdik tigdik and so on the other 493 pages
Doctor:you idiot.who will read it
Patient:I will put it on watazapp and some idiot will read it
What do you call an audio file of the bear from Jungle Book talking about the 2018 midterms?
A baloo.wav
