The Best 7 Jungle Book Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jungle Book jokes. There are some jungle book jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jungle book puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jungle Book Jokes and Puns

A hungry lion roamed through the jungle looking for his next meal when he came upon two men.

One man was sitting under a tree reading a book. The other man was writing in a notebook. The lion quickly pounced in the man reading the book and devoured him. Even the king of the jungle knows that reader's digest and writers cramp.

The jungle book has been adapted into a live action play

But after the show at the Cincinnati zoo all other showings have been cancelled.

A hungry lion was roaming through the jungle looking for something to eat.

He came across two men. One was sitting under a tree reading a book; the other was typing away on his typewriter.

The lion quickly pounced on the man reading the book and devoured him.
Even the king of the jungle knows that readers digest and writers cramp.

Sonny Bono can't tell you the name of the tiger in The Jungle Book...

But Cher can.

Can I tell you the name of the tiger in the jungle book?

I Sher Kan.

What do you call an audio file of the bear from Jungle Book talking about the 2018 midterms?

A baloo.wav

Place:mental hospital
Doctor:what is wrong with you?
Patient:I wrote a 500 page book
Doctor:what did you write about?
Patient:I wrote a king started going to the jungle with his horse and in the last page he arrived at the jungle
Doctor:what did you write in the other 498 page
Patient:tigdik tigdik tigdik
Tigdik tigdik and so on the other 493 pages
Doctor:you idiot.who will read it
Patient:I will put it on watazapp and some idiot will read it

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jungle book jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jungle book piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

Joko Jokes