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What should you do if you're in the jungle and come upon a tiger?

Say you're sorry, wipe him off, and run.

Sigmund Freud is talking to his buddy ...

... and the conversation turns to s**..., as often happens. Freud says, "I'm thinking about taking out Carl's daughter."

"Carl's daughter?" says the buddy in disbelief. "Isn't she a little Jung?"

I wanted to take a grad level Psych class on Freud, in my sophomore year.

But the professor wouldn't let me. She said I was too Jung

Why is Kim Jung Un so upset?

because he has no Seoul

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What did the jungle cat say to the comedian in a packed laugh house?

"Stop making me laugh, you are going to make me puma pants".

What did the pessimist say to the psychologist?

Only the good die, Jung.

What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's f**...?

He died at such a Jung age.

Jung joke, What did the humanistic psychologist say at Freud's f**...?

Why isn't North Korea democratic?

Because Kim Jung Un doesn't want a public e**...

Kim Jung Un loves to read books, what does that make him?

A glorious reader.

Two jungle explorers got captured by cannibals...

Now they find themselves in a giant cauldron full of water over an open fire. The water is getting warmer and warmer and both of them realize they're done for. So they're sitting there not sure what to do when one of them lets out a chuckle. "how could you laugh at a time like this?" says the other one, "we're both about to die!".

"I know...but I just peed in their soup."

Upon what does a jungle cat write a letter?

A cheetah paper.

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Freudians s**...

I used to be a neo-freudian, until I took ap psychology, (jung and h**...)

In the latest federal North Korean election, Kim Jung Un won 100% of the vote.

A landslide victory against his sole competitor: "*Or else*".

The jungle book has been adapted into a live action play

But after the show at the Cincinnati zoo all other showings have been cancelled.

As a child, I wanted to be a psychologist.

But my parents told me, "We're a-Freud you're too Jung for that."

According to Carl Jung, I should live life like a kleptomaniac h**......

...and take things as they come.

Jung joke, According to Carl Jung, I should live life like a kleptomaniac h**......

The Jungle

Did you hear about the cannibal, that passed the m**... in the jungle?

If we replace all "Chuck Norris" jokes with Kim Jung Un....

We could write the North Korean Official Website.

What's Sigmund Freud's favorite soap opera?

The Jung and the Restless

In 1910 Freud was old

But his student was Jung

A psychoanalyst says he thinks he is going crazy

Another psychoanalyst thinks to himself "Im aFreud he is going to commit s**.... He is too Jung to die"

How much soda does Kim Jung Un drink in a day?

A Supreme Liter.

what do a jungle cat a spell caster and a carpenter have to do with each other?

that's actually Narnia business

Kim Jung Un responds to why he doesn't let people leave North Korea.

Kim Jung Un has said "The intent is to provide people with a sense of pride and accomplishment for escaping North Korea"

Who is Master P's favorite dictator?

Kim Jung Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuun

I was in the jungle and I saw these two suspicious guys cracking eggs into boiling water.

They were poachers

Jung joke, I was in the jungle and I saw these two suspicious guys cracking eggs into boiling water.

Kim Jung Un called Xi Jinping at 3:30 in the morning.

Xi: Why are you calling at *this* time?

Kim: I am going to test a nuke.

Xi: Okay, when are you going to do this?

Kim: 10.

Xi: 10 what? In 10 months? 10 weeks? 10 days?

Kim: 9.

What do you get when you grind up Kim Jung Un's junk, mix in some shredded potatoes, ball them up and deep fry them?

dicktator tots

Hear about the famous Philosopher Karl?

He died Jung

What did the jungle bird say to his friend after being betrayed?

Toucan play this game...

Sorry guys, this literally just came to my imagination, like I could nearly see it in my mind. It may not be that funny, but hey I just thought of it.

Rumors have it that Kim Jung Un eats a thousand time more than his soldiers eat in a day, per meal.

To be honest though I don't think a bowl of rice is too much for a meal

I was on a jungle expedition in Bangladesh with some colleauges of mine, when we all came across a tiger...

It was really messy, so out of courtesy we tried wiping it off while profusely apologising.

Which famous psychologist could easily transition into a rap career?

Jung Carl

Jungle animals started a softball league...

The teams are separated by species.

A colorful long beaked bird, not sure where to go, asked an old monkey umpire, where his team was playing.

He replied, "Mongoose vs snakes are on field 1, ants vs frogs play on field 2..."

"Quit monkeying around", the bird chuckled, "I just want to know which field I'm on."

"Species puns, huh?" he replied, "Well toucan play at that game."

In a jungle, there are two cannibals eating a man

They ate their victim, one starting at the head and the other starting at the feet.

After a while, the cannibal who had started at the feet asked his friend, "How are you doing?"

"I'm having a ball!" came the reply.

"Slow down, you're eating too fast!"

Kim Jung Un is now the version of himself that he has always feared

A Vegetable

Everyone thought Kim Jung Un was in a vegetative state, but actually he was in the studio recording his acoustic album

Kim Jung Unplugged.

Why is Kim Jung Un so fat?

Because he never had to run for office

Kim Jung Un: Pshhhhh. Walking on the moon? I can walk on the sun!

Kin Jung Un's Advisor: Uh...Um....Mr-Mr Chairman? The sun is too hot you cannot go walk on the sun

Kim Jung Un: Then I'll go at night!!

Trump watching this on Tv: He is such an idiot. There is no sun at night!

Due to social distancing, everyone is asking Kim Jung Un how far six feet is Exactly!

Because he is the supreme ruler.

3 Psychoanalysts walk into a bar

Bartender says: we have every beer from around the world. What can I get you fellas?

Sigmund Freud says: I'll have an Austrian lager in a pint glass

Carl Jung says: I'll have a Swiss lager also in a pint glass

Bartender looks at the third guy and says: where you from buddy?

Third guy says proudly: oui oui, I am from France

Bartender: well, a french lager probably like your pals; bottle or a pint?

Jacques says: a lager oui, but do you have it in Lacan?

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