June Jokes

What are some June jokes?

Husband: I have cheated once

Husband: I have cheated once

Wife: me too.

husband: 1st of Apriii....

Wife: 18th of June

The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed

The label says the expiry date is June 2018.

I'm so glad they dug it up just in time

June is already over?

Julying

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Buzzfeed must have been born between May 22nd and June 22nd...

Because it's definitely a Cancer

Pre-internet Joke? A man travels through the west on vacation when he comes upon a sign that says...

"Meet the Indian Who Never Forgets, Next Exit". Well, being curious, the man stops at the attraction to see the Indian. He asks the man, "What did you have for breakfast on June 9, 1968?" The Indian replies "Eggs!"

Well, everyone has eggs for breakfast, this guy is a charlatan, the man thinks.

10 years later, the same man is on vacation again, and sees the sign for the Indian again. He thinks what the heck, I'll stop in and see him.

When he approaches, the man holds up his hand to the Indian and says, "How!"

The Indian replies, "Scrambled."

Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah nah nah. Nah nah nah.

Hey June

The Indian That Never Forgets

Once a man was traveling through the west on vacation, when he saw a sign that said, "Meet the Indian Who Never Forgets, Next Exit". Well, being curious, the man stops at the attraction to see the Indian. He asks the man, "What did you have for breakfast on June 9, 1978?" The Indian replies "Eggs!"

Well, everyone has eggs for breakfast, this guy is a charlatan, the man thinks.

The man tells his friend about the experience, and his friend replies "That's disrespectful, you should greet an indian in their native language. Next time instead of "Hi" say "How".

10 years later, the same man is on vacation again, and sees the sign for the Indian again. He thinks what the heck, I'll stop in and see him.

Remembering his friend's advice, when the man approaches the Indian, he holds up his hand and says, "How!"

The Indian replies, "Scrambled."

There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions

What happened on June 6, 1944?

We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!

What was the turning point of world war 2?

Battle of the bulge, sir!

What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!

The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.

Theresa May has asked to delay Brexit until June

It makes sense, June comes after the end of May.

In Florida, a couple has been accused of making meth in a public library.

Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library.

-Conan Monologue June 12, 2014

Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle.

October through May, then June through September.

I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever

they said, "No, just till the end of June".

You should cut people born between June 21st and July 22nd out of your life...

They're Cancer.

JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade?

YODA: March April may, June.

I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is...

He responded with June, July, and August

I loved watching "Leave it to Beaver"

Just so I could hear June say "Gosh Ward, you sure were hard on the Beaver last night"

Don't forget, Sperm Donor day is June 16th this year.

It's like Father's Day, but it comes a little early.

What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month?

Don't July to me!

Indian Memory man

Once a man was traveling through the west on vacation, when he saw a sign that said, "Meet the Indian Who Never Forgets, Next Exit". Well, being curious, the man stops at the attraction to see the Indian. He asks the man, "What did you have for breakfast on June 9, 1978?" The Indian replies "Eggs!"

Well, everyone has eggs for breakfast, this guy is a charlatan, the man thinks.

10 years later, the same man is on vacation again, and sees the sign for the Indian again. He thinks what the heck, I'll stop in and see him.

When the man approaches the Indian, he holds up his hand and says, "How!"

The Indian replies, "Scrambled."

April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

June bugs.

What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.

What did May tell June when they were fighting?

Don't July to me

With the current outlook on UK exit polls...

It looks like june is the end of May

What comes after May?

June.

June was sore.

She scolded Ward Cleaver.
"You were awfully hard on the Beaver last night Ward!!"

What do you call someone who doesn't belive it is June yet?

A May-Sayer

June is over?

Julying.

Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

Girl, you're like school in june..

No class.

Nostalgia: What did June Cleaver say to her husband, Ward, in the morning?

Don't you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night?

I beat cancer once!

Technically, I beat up a guy born between June 22 and July 22.

So apparently June will be

the end of May.

It really feels like June

now that May is over.

What do you call a gay couple before June 2015?

Partners in crime

White people are cancer

if they were born between June 21 and July 22.

We should make June 19 Ray Mysterio day

Because its 619

June Bugs are like College Dropouts

They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don't see them anymore..

Juneau what Juneau is the capital of? No?...

I guess Alaska professional!

Theresa asked for June

But it seems she will only get May..

Is there a month between April and June?

May be

What Month Is It?

No, not January.

June.

We've just seen the end of May.

TIL Ray Charles died in June 2004, several months before the premiere of "Ray"

It's a shame he didn't get to see the movie.

TMZ Headline: Mama June... Hit from Behind...

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