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70 june jokes and hilarious june puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about june that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Discover a collection of hilarious June jokes to make your workday funnier! Whether you have an uncle named June, are looking for good jokes for June, or want to spread some humor in the month of June, this article has the perfect collection of jokes. Don't miss out on even more amusement in April, July and the rest of the year!

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Funniest June Short Jokes

Short june jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The june humour may include short august jokes also.

  1. Husband: I have cheated once Husband: I have cheated once
    Wife: me too.
    husband: 1st of Apriii....
    Wife: 18th of June
  2. The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed The label says the expiry date is June 2018.
    I'm so glad they dug it up just in time
  3. How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, august 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
  4. Buzzfeed must have been born between May 22nd and June 22nd... Because it's definitely a Cancer
  5. Theresa May has asked to delay Brexit until June It makes sense, June comes after the end of May.
  6. Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle. October through May, then June through September.
  7. I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, "No, just till the end of June".
  8. I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August
  9. I was amazed by the Netflix show "You" Sometimes, all i think about is You, late nights in the middle of June.
  10. A blonde went to city hall to register to vote. The clerk asked her, "When s your birthday?" She replied, 'June 10." The clerk asked, "What year?"
    The blonde said, "Every year."

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June One Liners

Which june one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with june? I can suggest the ones about march and sequel.

  1. June is already over? Julying
  2. My dad said everything would be back to normal by June So I told him yesterday "Julyed"
  3. Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah nah nah. Nah nah nah. Hey June
  4. What do you say when your friend says it's June 31st? July'd.
  5. JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June.
  6. Today is devils day June 6 Saturday
  7. Boris Johnson said everything would be back to normal on 21st June Julyed
  8. I was 35 when 2020 started... It's June and I'm 42.
  9. June 1st should always be known as the Norman Osborn Day Because it marks the end of May.
  10. What did May tell June when they were fighting? Don't July to me
  11. With the current outlook on UK exit polls... It looks like june is the end of May
  12. What comes after May? June.
  13. What do you call someone who doesn't belive it is June yet? A May-Sayer
  14. Why does the NBA finish in June? She likes it.
  15. Girl, you're like school in june.. No class.

Month Of June Jokes

Here is a list of funny month of june jokes and even better month of june puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month? Don't July to me!
  • Is there a month between April and June? May be
  • What Month Is It? No, not January.
    June.
    We've just seen the end of May.
  • TIL Ray Charles died in June 2004, several months before the premiere of "Ray" It's a shame he didn't get to see the movie.
  • Ahh it's finally June. Hopefully the weather will be better this month. I was getting tired of hearing how bad May weather was.

June 1st Jokes

Here is a list of funny june 1st jokes and even better june 1st puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? "I am dismayed!"
June joke, What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

Rib-Tickling June Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about june you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean independence jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make june pranks.

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Nostalgia: What did June Cleaver say to her husband, Ward, in the morning?

Don't you think you were a little rough on the b**... last night?

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In Florida, a couple has been accused of making m**... in a public library.

Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library.
-Conan Monologue June 12, 2014

TMZ Headline: Mama June... Hit from Behind...

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June Bugs are like College Dropouts

They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don't see them anymore..

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June was sore.

She scolded Ward Cleaver.
"You were awfully hard on the b**... last night Ward!!"

We should make June 19 Ray Mysterio day

Because its 619

Juneau what Juneau is the capital of? No?...

I guess Alaska professional!

What do you call a gay couple before June 2015?

Partners in crime

I beat cancer once!

Technically, I beat up a guy born between June 22 and July 22.

April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

June bugs.
What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.

It really feels like June

now that May is over.

There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions

What happened on June 6, 1944?
We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!
What was the turning point of world war 2?
Battle of the bulge, sir!
What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!
The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.

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I loved watching "Leave it to b**..."

Just so I could hear June say "Gosh Ward, you sure were hard on the b**... last night"

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Don't forget, s**... Donor day is June 16th this year.

It's like Father's Day, but it comes a little early.

Theresa asked for June

But it seems she will only get May..

So apparently June will be

the end of May.

Wembley Tickets- England v Scotland Friday 18th June 2021 Kick off 8pm

One of my best friends has two spare tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. They were £300 each but he didn't realise they are on the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.
If you are interested he is looking for someone to take his place!
It is at Manchester registry office at 2pm. The brides name is Nicola, she is 28, 5f 6 tall, a bit of a looker and a good cook.

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Why do lions stay with their families in June?

Because that's **Pride** Month!

Did you know the original Gregorian calendar had different months?

January = Greg
February = Ian
March = Greg
April = Ian
May = Ian
June = Greg
July = Ian
August = Greg
September = Greg
October = Ian
November = Greg
December = Ian

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I'm sticking with my citrus diet until June

c**... May.

June joke, I'm sticking with my citrus diet until June

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