Husband: I have cheated once
Wife: me too.
husband: 1st of Apriii....
Wife: 18th of June
The label says the expiry date is June 2018.
I'm so glad they dug it up just in time
Julying
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Because it's definitely a Cancer
"Meet the Indian Who Never Forgets, Next Exit". Well, being curious, the man stops at the attraction to see the Indian. He asks the man, "What did you have for breakfast on June 9, 1968?" The Indian replies "Eggs!"
Well, everyone has eggs for breakfast, this guy is a charlatan, the man thinks.
10 years later, the same man is on vacation again, and sees the sign for the Indian again. He thinks what the heck, I'll stop in and see him.
When he approaches, the man holds up his hand to the Indian and says, "How!"
The Indian replies, "Scrambled."
Hey June
Once a man was traveling through the west on vacation, when he saw a sign that said, "Meet the Indian Who Never Forgets, Next Exit". Well, being curious, the man stops at the attraction to see the Indian. He asks the man, "What did you have for breakfast on June 9, 1978?" The Indian replies "Eggs!"
Well, everyone has eggs for breakfast, this guy is a charlatan, the man thinks.
The man tells his friend about the experience, and his friend replies "That's disrespectful, you should greet an indian in their native language. Next time instead of "Hi" say "How".
10 years later, the same man is on vacation again, and sees the sign for the Indian again. He thinks what the heck, I'll stop in and see him.
Remembering his friend's advice, when the man approaches the Indian, he holds up his hand and says, "How!"
The Indian replies, "Scrambled."
What happened on June 6, 1944?
We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!
What was the turning point of world war 2?
Battle of the bulge, sir!
What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!
The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.
It makes sense, June comes after the end of May.
Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library.
-Conan Monologue June 12, 2014
October through May, then June through September.
they said, "No, just till the end of June".
They're Cancer.
YODA: March April may, June.
He responded with June, July, and August
Just so I could hear June say "Gosh Ward, you sure were hard on the Beaver last night"
It's like Father's Day, but it comes a little early.
Don't July to me!
Once a man was traveling through the west on vacation, when he saw a sign that said, "Meet the Indian Who Never Forgets, Next Exit". Well, being curious, the man stops at the attraction to see the Indian. He asks the man, "What did you have for breakfast on June 9, 1978?" The Indian replies "Eggs!"
Well, everyone has eggs for breakfast, this guy is a charlatan, the man thinks.
10 years later, the same man is on vacation again, and sees the sign for the Indian again. He thinks what the heck, I'll stop in and see him.
When the man approaches the Indian, he holds up his hand and says, "How!"
The Indian replies, "Scrambled."
June bugs.
What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.
Don't July to me
It looks like june is the end of May
June.
She scolded Ward Cleaver.
"You were awfully hard on the Beaver last night Ward!!"
A May-Sayer
Julying.
She likes it.
No class.
Don't you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night?
Technically, I beat up a guy born between June 22 and July 22.
the end of May.
now that May is over.
Partners in crime
if they were born between June 21 and July 22.
Because its 619
They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don't see them anymore..
I guess Alaska professional!
But it seems she will only get May..
May be
No, not January.
June.
We've just seen the end of May.
It's a shame he didn't get to see the movie.
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