Rib-Tickling June Jokes that Bring Friends Together
Nostalgia: What did June Cleaver say to her husband, Ward, in the morning?
Don't you think you were a little rough on the b**... last night?
Husband: I have cheated once
Husband: I have cheated once
Wife: me too.
husband: 1st of Apriii....
Wife: 18th of June
In Florida, a couple has been accused of making m**... in a public library.
Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library.
-Conan Monologue June 12, 2014
Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle.
October through May, then June through September.
TIL Ray Charles died in June 2004, several months before the premiere of "Ray"
It's a shame he didn't get to see the movie.
TMZ Headline: Mama June... Hit from Behind...
I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever
they said, "No, just till the end of June".
What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?
"I am dismayed!"
June Bugs are like College Dropouts
They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don't see them anymore..
June was sore.
She scolded Ward Cleaver.
"You were awfully hard on the b**... last night Ward!!"
Girl, you're like school in june..
No class.
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We should make June 19 Ray Mysterio day
Because its 619
Juneau what Juneau is the capital of? No?...
I guess Alaska professional!
Is there a month between April and June?
May be
How many seconds are there in one year?
12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is...
He responded with June, July, and August
June is over?
Julying.
Why does the NBA finish in June?
She likes it.
What do you call a gay couple before June 2015?
Partners in crime
I beat cancer once!
Technically, I beat up a guy born between June 22 and July 22.
JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade?
YODA: March April may, June.
April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?
June bugs.
What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.
What do you call someone who doesn't belive it is June yet?
A May-Sayer
It really feels like June
now that May is over.
With the current outlook on UK exit polls...
It looks like june is the end of May
What comes after May?
June.
June is already over?
Julying
The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed
The label says the expiry date is June 2018.
I'm so glad they dug it up just in time
What did May tell June when they were fighting?
Don't July to me
There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions
What happened on June 6, 1944?
We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!
What was the turning point of world war 2?
Battle of the bulge, sir!
What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!
The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.
Buzzfeed must have been born between May 22nd and June 22nd...
Because it's definitely a Cancer
I loved watching "Leave it to b**..."
Just so I could hear June say "Gosh Ward, you sure were hard on the b**... last night"
Don't forget, s**... Donor day is June 16th this year.
It's like Father's Day, but it comes a little early.
Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah nah nah. Nah nah nah.
Hey June
What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month?
Don't July to me!
You should cut people born between June 21st and July 22nd out of your life...
They're Cancer.
White people are cancer
if they were born between June 21 and July 22.
What Month Is It?
No, not January.
June.
We've just seen the end of May.
Theresa May has asked to delay Brexit until June
It makes sense, June comes after the end of May.
Theresa asked for June
But it seems she will only get May..
So apparently June will be
the end of May.
Timezones are so weird like, it's june 1 in Australia, May 31 in Canada
and still 1920 in America
I was 35 when 2020 started...
It's June and I'm 42.
Today is devils day
June 6 Saturday
Why june 9th is national s**... day?
Coz 6/9.
What do you mean June is over.
Julying.
My dad said everything would be back to normal by June
So I told him yesterday "Julyed"
Why do gay people have parades in June?
Because Pride comes before the fall!
Wembley Tickets- England v Scotland Friday 18th June 2021 Kick off 8pm
One of my best friends has two spare tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. They were £300 each but he didn't realise they are on the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.
If you are interested he is looking for someone to take his place!
It is at Manchester registry office at 2pm. The brides name is Nicola, she is 28, 5f 6 tall, a bit of a looker and a good cook.
Boris Johnson said everything would be back to normal on 21st June
Julyed
Why do lions stay with their families in June?
Because that's **Pride** Month!
What do you say when your friend says it's June 31st?
July'd.
I was amazed by the Netflix show "You"
Sometimes, all i think about is You, late nights in the middle of June.
My friend said It's June 31st!
I told him July'd .
June 1st should always be known as the Norman Osborn Day
Because it marks the end of May.
Did you know the original Gregorian calendar had different months?
January = Greg
February = Ian
March = Greg
April = Ian
May = Ian
June = Greg
July = Ian
August = Greg
September = Greg
October = Ian
November = Greg
December = Ian
I'm sticking with my citrus diet until June
c**... May.
How many Seconds are in a year?
12!
January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
Fun history fact: The Trampoline was originally sold under the name "Jumpoline"
. . .until June 15th, 1982, when your mom got on one.
