June Jokes

Funniest June Short Jokes

Short june jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The june humour may include short august jokes also.

1. Husband: I have cheated once Husband: I have cheated once
   Wife: me too.
   husband: 1st of Apriii....
   Wife: 18th of June
2. The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed The label says the expiry date is June 2018.
   I'm so glad they dug it up just in time
3. How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, august 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
4. Buzzfeed must have been born between May 22nd and June 22nd... Because it's definitely a Cancer
5. Theresa May has asked to delay Brexit until June It makes sense, June comes after the end of May.
6. Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle. October through May, then June through September.
7. I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever they said, "No, just till the end of June".
8. I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is... He responded with June, July, and August
9. I was amazed by the Netflix show "You" Sometimes, all i think about is You, late nights in the middle of June.
10. A blonde went to city hall to register to vote. The clerk asked her, "When s your birthday?" She replied, 'June 10." The clerk asked, "What year?"
    The blonde said, "Every year."

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June One Liners

Which june one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with june? I can suggest the ones about march and sequel.

1. June is already over? Julying
2. My dad said everything would be back to normal by June So I told him yesterday "Julyed"
3. Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah nah nah. Nah nah nah. Hey June
4. What do you say when your friend says it's June 31st? July'd.
5. JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade? YODA: March April may, June.
6. Today is devils day June 6 Saturday
7. Boris Johnson said everything would be back to normal on 21st June Julyed
8. I was 35 when 2020 started... It's June and I'm 42.
9. June 1st should always be known as the Norman Osborn Day Because it marks the end of May.
10. What did May tell June when they were fighting? Don't July to me
11. With the current outlook on UK exit polls... It looks like june is the end of May
12. What comes after May? June.
13. What do you call someone who doesn't belive it is June yet? A May-Sayer
14. Why does the NBA finish in June? She likes it.
15. Girl, you're like school in june.. No class.

Month Of June Jokes

Here is a list of funny month of june jokes and even better month of june puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month? Don't July to me!
• Is there a month between April and June? May be
• What Month Is It? No, not January.
  June.
  We've just seen the end of May.
• TIL Ray Charles died in June 2004, several months before the premiere of "Ray" It's a shame he didn't get to see the movie.
• Ahh it's finally June. Hopefully the weather will be better this month. I was getting tired of hearing how bad May weather was.

June 1st Jokes

Here is a list of funny june 1st jokes and even better june 1st puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st? "I am dismayed!"

Rib-Tickling June Jokes that Bring Friends Together

What funny jokes about june you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean independence jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make june pranks.