June Jokes

Discover a collection of hilarious June jokes to make your workday funnier! Whether you have an uncle named June, are looking for good jokes for June, or want to spread some humor in the month of June, this article has the perfect collection of jokes. Don't miss out on even more amusement in April, July and the rest of the year!

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Nostalgia: What did June Cleaver say to her husband, Ward, in the morning?

Don't you think you were a little rough on the b**... last night?

Husband: I have cheated once

Husband: I have cheated once

Wife: me too.

husband: 1st of Apriii....

Wife: 18th of June

In Florida, a couple has been accused of making m**... in a public library.

Isn't that crazy? Florida has a library.

-Conan Monologue June 12, 2014

Not sure what you have heard, but it actually only rains twice a year in Seattle.

October through May, then June through September.

jokes about june

TIL Ray Charles died in June 2004, several months before the premiere of "Ray"

It's a shame he didn't get to see the movie.

TMZ Headline: Mama June... Hit from Behind...

I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever

they said, "No, just till the end of June".

June joke, I emailed Netflix and asked if they had Batman Forever

What did the Calendar say to the Wall-clock the moment it became June 1st?

"I am dismayed!"

June Bugs are like College Dropouts

They sleep all day, they party at night, and after a month, you don't see them anymore..

June was sore.

She scolded Ward Cleaver.
"You were awfully hard on the b**... last night Ward!!"

Girl, you're like school in june..

No class.

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We should make June 19 Ray Mysterio day

Because its 619

Juneau what Juneau is the capital of? No?...

I guess Alaska professional!

Is there a month between April and June?

May be

How many seconds are there in one year?

12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is...

He responded with June, July, and August

June joke, I just asked my dad what his favourite part about being a teacher is...

June is over?


Why does the NBA finish in June?

She likes it.

What do you call a gay couple before June 2015?

Partners in crime

I beat cancer once!

Technically, I beat up a guy born between June 22 and July 22.

JUNE (to Yoda): Do you think April will march in the parade?

YODA: March April may, June.

April showers bring May flowers. What do May flowers bring?

June bugs.

What do June bugs bring? Small grub-eating mammals, wasps, and endoparasitoid pyrgotidae flies.

What do you call someone who doesn't belive it is June yet?

A May-Sayer

It really feels like June

now that May is over.

With the current outlook on UK exit polls...

It looks like june is the end of May

What comes after May?


June joke, What comes after May?

June is already over?


The salt packet says it was created from a 250 million year old Himalayan rock salt bed

The label says the expiry date is June 2018.

I'm so glad they dug it up just in time

What did May tell June when they were fighting?

Don't July to me

There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions

What happened on June 6, 1944?

We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!

What was the turning point of world war 2?

Battle of the bulge, sir!

What's is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought I don't know, sir!

The superior then said Well, I'll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.

Buzzfeed must have been born between May 22nd and June 22nd...

Because it's definitely a Cancer

I loved watching "Leave it to b**..."

Just so I could hear June say "Gosh Ward, you sure were hard on the b**... last night"

Don't forget, s**... Donor day is June 16th this year.

It's like Father's Day, but it comes a little early.

Nah, Nah, Nah, Nah nah nah. Nah nah nah.

Hey June

What did August say when June claimed that today is the last day of the month?

Don't July to me!

You should cut people born between June 21st and July 22nd out of your life...

They're Cancer.

White people are cancer

if they were born between June 21 and July 22.

What Month Is It?

No, not January.


We've just seen the end of May.

Theresa May has asked to delay Brexit until June

It makes sense, June comes after the end of May.

Theresa asked for June

But it seems she will only get May..

So apparently June will be

the end of May.

Timezones are so weird like, it's june 1 in Australia, May 31 in Canada

and still 1920 in America

I was 35 when 2020 started...

It's June and I'm 42.

Today is devils day

June 6 Saturday

Why june 9th is national s**... day?

Coz 6/9.

What do you mean June is over.


My dad said everything would be back to normal by June

So I told him yesterday "Julyed"

Why do gay people have parades in June?

Because Pride comes before the fall!

Wembley Tickets- England v Scotland Friday 18th June 2021 Kick off 8pm

One of my best friends has two spare tickets in a corporate box for the England v Scotland game. They were £300 each but he didn't realise they are on the same day as his Covid 19 postponed wedding.

If you are interested he is looking for someone to take his place!

It is at Manchester registry office at 2pm. The brides name is Nicola, she is 28, 5f 6 tall, a bit of a looker and a good cook.

Boris Johnson said everything would be back to normal on 21st June


Why do lions stay with their families in June?

Because that's **Pride** Month!

What do you say when your friend says it's June 31st?


I was amazed by the Netflix show "You"

Sometimes, all i think about is You, late nights in the middle of June.

My friend said It's June 31st!

I told him July'd .

June 1st should always be known as the Norman Osborn Day

Because it marks the end of May.

Did you know the original Gregorian calendar had different months?

January = Greg

February = Ian

March = Greg

April = Ian

May = Ian

June = Greg

July = Ian

August = Greg

September = Greg

October = Ian

November = Greg

December = Ian

I'm sticking with my citrus diet until June

c**... May.

How many Seconds are in a year?


January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, August 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.

Fun history fact: The Trampoline was originally sold under the name "Jumpoline"

. . .until June 15th, 1982, when your mom got on one.

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