Gather Around for Fun Junction Jokes and Laughter with Friends
Two homosexuals bumped into each other one day in Bondi Junction.
After their customary intimate greeting, one of them asked the other, "Fabian, have you stopped smoking?"
When Fabian replied in the affirmative, his chum asked him how he had managed to kick the habit.
Explained Fabian, "It was easy really. Everytime I felt like a cigarette, I`d just s**... on a lifesaver."
Replied his friend, "Well - lucky you live near the beach."
A guy was buying mangoes at a junction from a street vendor and while waiting for his change he saw an old woman and a little girl.
The little girl was walking a bit faster than the old woman which made the old woman shouting; " Degree wait for me". The guy was astonished after hearing such an unusual name. So to satisfy his curiosity he walked closer to the old woman and asked; "Mam, why do you call your granddaughter Degree?"
The old woman laughed and said; " I sent her mother to university for education and this is what she brought home."
Two Blondes were on their way to Disneyland.
Two Blondes were on their way to Disneyland.
They reach the road junction, and the sign display "Disneyland Left".
So, sadly, they went home...
Where did Santa meet his wife?
Conjunction Junction. They specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses
Man in an AA van was in tears this morning at the side of a busy junction
Reports believe has had a breakdown
What is the biggest s**...-hole in the galaxy?
Teddybear Junction.
