The Best 6 Junction Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Junction jokes. There are some junction conjunction jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these junction crossroads puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Junction Jokes and Puns

Two homosexuals bumped into each other one day in Bondi Junction.

After their customary intimate greeting, one of them asked the other, "Fabian, have you stopped smoking?"

When Fabian replied in the affirmative, his chum asked him how he had managed to kick the habit.

Explained Fabian, "It was easy really. Everytime I felt like a cigarette, I`d just suck on a lifesaver."

Replied his friend, "Well - lucky you live near the beach."

A guy was buying mangoes at a junction from a street vendor and while waiting for his change he saw an old woman and a little girl.

The little girl was walking a bit faster than the old woman which made the old woman shouting; " Degree wait for me". The guy was astonished after hearing such an unusual name. So to satisfy his curiosity he walked closer to the old woman and asked; "Mam, why do you call your granddaughter Degree?"
The old woman laughed and said; " I sent her mother to university for education and this is what she brought home."

Two Blondes were on their way to Disneyland.

Two Blondes were on their way to Disneyland.

They reach the road junction, and the sign display "Disneyland Left".

So, sadly, they went home...

Where did Santa meet his wife?

Conjunction Junction. They specialize in hooking up words, phrases, and Clauses

Man in an AA van was in tears this morning at the side of a busy junction

Reports believe has had a breakdown


What is the biggest scum-hole in the galaxy?

Teddybear Junction.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the junction fatal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working junction safety piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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