The Best 6 Jumpy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jumpy jokes. There are some jumpy patter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jumpy restless puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jumpy Jokes and Puns

The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's

Please grow up.

I met the inventor of the trampoline.

He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy.

my gf asked me why I call her squirrel

me: because you're short, cute, jumpy, have a bushy tail, and are always on my nuts.

Q:What makes fish jumpy?

A: Spring water

(Transmogrified Danish joke)

Why was the spinal cord really jumpy?

It was part of a nervous system.


I don't drink coffee.

It yellows your teeth, makes you jumpy, and you crave it all the time. That's why I smoke crack.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jumpy antsy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jumpy apprehensive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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