Jumpy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jumpy jokes. Read jumpy patter jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jumpy restless puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

The Funniest Jumpy Jokes for a Bone-Shaking Laugh

The person who took my sneakers while I was on the jumpy castle at McDonald's

Please grow up.

I met the inventor of the trampoline.

He's an all round nice guy, but a bit jumpy.

my gf asked me why I call her squirrel

me: because you're short, cute, jumpy, have a bushy tail, and are always on my nuts.

Q:What makes fish jumpy?

A: Spring water

(Transmogrified Danish joke)

I don't drink coffee.

It yellows your teeth, makes you jumpy, and you crave it all the time. That's why I smoke crack.

Why was the spinal cord really jumpy?

It was part of a nervous system.

Remember that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes that make girls laugh. Many of the jumpy antsy puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When a joke goes too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke becomes inappropriate.

We suggest you to use only working jumpy apprehensive piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and make them laugh.

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