Hilarious Jumpsuit Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
How can you spot the rank of a Russian?
By the stripes on his Adidas jumpsuit.
Guy goes to a fancy dress party in a green jumpsuit carry a woman by piggy back.....
Doorman: You can't come in mate, you're not in fancy dress
Guy: Yes I am, I'm a tortoise
Doorman: well I can see you're wearing green, but what's with the woman on your back?
Guy: That's Michelle....
I was walking past a prison the other day, and
I saw a dwarf in an orange jumpsuit shimmying down the side of the building.
I thought to myself, now that's a little con descending.
What's Mario's favorite outfit?
A JUMPsuit made of… denim, denim, denim.
STILL THE KING
I think the best analogy for where we are right now is that America is Elvis Presley -- the most beautiful, talented, rebellious nation in the history of Earth. And now, you're in your Vegas years. You've squeezed yourself into a white jumpsuit, you're wheezing your way through 'Love Me Tender' and you might be about to pass away bloated on the toilet. But you're still the King.
Yesterday I was walking past the state prison
and saw a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down from the concrete wall, screaming insults at the guards.
I thought, "Well, thats a little condescending little con descending"
I was walking past the prison last night
When I saw this short man, no more than 5 feet tall, dressed in an orange jumpsuit climbing over the fence, escaping from the prison yard. As he was climbing down, he saw me and stuck out his tongue at me. I remember thinking, That's a little condescending.
My girlfriend wanted to look smart on her trampoline.
So I bought her a jumpsuit.
A man sees a midget in an orange jumpsuit climbing down a jail from a rope...
...he looks at him for a second, and says,"Well, that's a little condescending."
So I noticed a pretty popular costume yesterday. It was a bit large, orange...
Wait! Now I remember. It was Kevin Spacey's prison jumpsuit
You might be Rebel s**... if...
You wear an orange jumpsuit and all your friend go by "Red".
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I was driving by the prison the other day...
And I saw a midget in a jumpsuit climbing down the side of the building. And I thought to myself, *now that's a little condescending...*
