The Best 4 Jumping Spider Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jumping Spider jokes. There are some jumping spider jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jumping spider puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jumping Spider Jokes and Puns

Did you know spiders go deaf if they have no legs?

Well it's true and here's why.

When I was a child I had a pet a spider. It was great I even trained him to jump. 'Jump' I'd shout and with a boing he'd leap into the air.

Well my brother saw this and in a jealous rage he pulled the spiders legs off!

I was heartbroken. 'Jump' I'd shout and the spider would just sit there. Not only had he lost his legs, he'd gone deaf too.

A husband and wife are sitting on the couch watching TV.

The wife looks at the husband and he is staring at the ceiling above her head.

She looks up and asks "What are you staring at?"

A spider, he replies.

I don't see anything.

Oh, it must have fallen on your head, he says calmly.

The wife jumps up screaming.

The man says, While you're up, you mind getting me another beer?"

A scientist performed an expirement on a spider...

He put the spider on a table and told it to jump, and it did. Then, he plucked off one of its legs and told it to jump, and it jumped again, but not as high as the first time. The scientist did this again and again, taking off another leg each time until all of its legs were gone. When the spider had no legs, he told it to jump. It just laid there, not jumping.

The scientist's conclusion: Spiders without legs are deaf.

What would you call if spiderman starts jumping around buildings instead of swinging using his spider webs?

Peter Parkour

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jumping spider jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jumping spider piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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