The Best 5 Jumpin Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jumpin jokes. There are some jumpin yer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jumpin panth puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Jumpin Jokes and Puns

Why is jumping from great heights the most influential way to die?

Because you make an impact

Jumping in a river

I jumped in a river in Paris. It was freezing.
I must have been in-Seine

Jumping on the bandwagon: I wanna see if this Spanish joke is as funny to English speakers.

Q. What do you call someone who speaks two languages?

A. Bilingual

Q. What do you call someone who speaks three languages?

A. Trilingual

Q. What do you call someone who speaks many languages?

A. Polyglot

Q. What do you call someone who speaks one language?

A. American

Jumping is flying for one second

Jumpinging off a tall building is flying for the rest of your life.

From a jumping position a person can achieve 0-60mph in 2.27 seconds.


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the jumpin goin puns are supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working jumpin lactoes piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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