Fun-Filled Jumpin Jokes to Boost Your Mood
Why is jumping from great heights the most influential way to die?
Because you make an impact
Jumping in a river
I jumped in a river in Paris. It was freezing.
I must have been in-Seine
Jumping on the bandwagon: I wanna see if this Spanish joke is as funny to English speakers.
Q. What do you call someone who speaks two languages?
A. Bilingual
Q. What do you call someone who speaks three languages?
A. Trilingual
Q. What do you call someone who speaks many languages?
A. Polyglot
Q. What do you call someone who speaks one language?
A. American
Jumping is flying for one second
Jumpinging off a tall building is flying for the rest of your life.
From a jumping position a person can achieve 0-60mph in 2.27 seconds.
Once.