The Best 20 Jumpers Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jumpers jokes. There are some jumpers agua jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jumpers christmas jumper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jumpers Jokes and Puns

Who are the best readers in the world?

Suicide jumpers : hundreds of stories in a few seconds

Why doesn't Mexico host the Olympic games?

All the good runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the US.

Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

Jumpers joke, Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Why does mexico never win the Olympics?

because all the fastest runners, jumpers, and swimmers make it to the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because all their good runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America


I used to think I was a fast reader

And I was quite proud of it until I heard about these so called "9- 11 Jumpers" who went through over 100 stories in 10 seconds

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Say what you want about suicide jumpers.

I think they used all of their potential.

Jumpers joke, Say what you want about suicide jumpers.

When i was a kid we played football on a bit of grass at the bottom of the bridge where people often committed suicide...

We used the jumpers for goalposts.

What do pirates make their jumpers from?

Yaaaarn

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Jumpers. They went 79 stories in 10 seconds.

Why doesn't the Mexican Olympic team win many medals?

All their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers live in the United States.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well at the Olympics?

Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers made it into America.

Why does Mexico not get very many Olympic Medals?

cause all the good runners, jumpers and swimmers are already in the US

Two high jumpers walked into a bar

Two high jumpers walked into a bar.

The third one won.

I'm surprised North Korea has an Olympic team

Their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers have already defected

I come from a family of triple jumpers...

But with me I think it skipped a generation

Jumpers joke, I come from a family of triple jumpers...

Who are the fastest readers?

911 jumpers, 42 stories in 3 seconds!

Why isn't Mexico entered in the Olympics?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are across the border.

Who are the world's fastest readers?

911 jumpers, they go 20 stories a second.


Why can't Mexico beat the US in the Olympics?

Because all their runners, jumpers and swimmers are already here.

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We suggest to use only working jumpers wool piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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