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Who are the best readers in the world?

Suicide jumpers : hundreds of stories in a few seconds

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Why does Mexico never get gold medals in olympics?

Because all their swimmers, runners, and high jumpers are in USA.

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Why does mexico never win the Olympics?

because all the fastest runners, jumpers, and swimmers make it to the US.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because all their good runners, jumpers and swimmers are in America

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Say what you want about suicide jumpers.

I think they used all of their potential.

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I used to think I was a fast reader

And I was quite proud of it until I heard about these so called "9- 11 Jumpers" who went through over 100 stories in 10 seconds


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A guy goes skydiving for the first time...

... and while he's in the plane he's looking at his fellow jumpers. He's quite surprised when he sees that among them is a blind man, with his guide dog. After a bit of internal debate about minding his own business, curiosity wins out and he decides to just ask.

"Excuse me, but are you blind?"

"Yes I am."

"I'm sorry to pry, but I really want to know how you know when to pull the cord, since you can't see."

"Oh, the leash goes slack."

*Told to me by a sick sick sick friend over 20 years ago.

*Pardon formatting; mobile.

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When i was a kid we played football on a bit of grass at the bottom of the bridge where people often committed suicide...

We used the jumpers for goalposts.

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What do pirates make their jumpers from?

Yaaaarn

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Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 Jumpers. They went 79 stories in 10 seconds.

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Why doesn't the Mexican Olympic team win many medals?

All their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers live in the United States.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because all of their runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States.

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Why doesn't Mexico ever do well at the Olympics?

Because all their best runners, jumpers and swimmers made it into America.

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Why does Mexico not get very many Olympic Medals?

cause all the good runners, jumpers and swimmers are already in the US

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Mexico doesn't win Olympic medals...

...because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in the United States.

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Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 jumpers; 125 stories in 4 seconds.

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I come from a family of triple jumpers...

But with me I think it skipped a generation

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I'm surprised North Korea has an Olympic team

Their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers have already defected

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Why doesn't Mexico win Olympic Medals?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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(NSFW) Why are blacks good jumpers?

Because they're skin is warm.

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Suicide jumpers...

Have a fatal floor in their plan.

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Why isn't Mexico entered in the Olympics?

Because all their best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are across the border.

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Who are the world's fastest readers?

911 jumpers, they go 20 stories a second.

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Why dosen't Mexico ever win the Olympics?

Because all the best runners, jumpers, and swimmers are in America.

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Whats the last thing to go through the heads of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their knees

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Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 jumpers, they can go through 88 stories in 8 seconds.

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Who are the fastest readers?

911 jumpers, 42 stories in 3 seconds!

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What's the last thing that went through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles

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Who are the fastest readers?

9/11 jumpers...

40 stories in 4 seconds

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Why can't Mexico beat the US in the Olympics?

Because all their runners, jumpers and swimmers are already here.

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What was the last thing going through the minds of the 9/11 jumpers before they died?

Their ankles.

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Why are kittens good against jumpers?

They PURRsuade them.

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