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51 jumper cable jokes and hilarious jumper cable puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about jumper cable that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Jumper Cable Short Jokes

Short jumper cable jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The jumper cable humour may include short jumper jokes also.

  1. Two jumper cables walk into a bar and order a drink. The bartender says "Okay, but don't start anything."
  2. A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar The bartender says "I'll serve you, but you better not start anything"
  3. A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar The bar tender looks at him for a few seconds and finally says " alright, you can stay..just don't start anything"
  4. A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables... The bartender says, you can have a drink, but ya better not start anything
  5. Set of jumper cables walks into a bar... The bartender looks them up and down really slow and says, OK, I'll serve you, but don't be starting anything.
  6. Two jumper cables walk into a bar.. The bartender says "I'm gonna serve you guys, but you have to promise not to start something".
  7. A man walks into a bar He has jumper cables around his neck. The bartender tells him, you can stay, but don't try and start anything.
  8. A set of jumper cables walks into a bar The waiter looks at him and says " I'll serve you, but don't start anything."
  9. A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables around his neck... Bar tender looks at him and says, "I guess I'll let you hang out but you better not start anything."
  10. A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar The bartender says, You can stay, but don't start anything .

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Jumper Cable One Liners

Which jumper cable one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with jumper cable? I can suggest the ones about cable and cable tie.

  1. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it starts beating you with jumper cables.
  2. Why couldn't the jumper cable start up his girlfriend? She was on her deep cycle
  3. Question Which n**... does the red jumper cable go on again?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about jumper cable can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of jumper cable puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Jumper Cable Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about jumper cable you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jump lead jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make jumper cable prank.

A guy walks into a bar carrying a pair of jumper cables.


He sets em down on the bar.
And then the bartender said "Now dont you start anything!"

what's the slowest thing in the world?

A Mexican f**... with only one set of jumper cables

A man tries to get into a classy nightclub

but gets stopped by the bouncer. "You have to have a tie to get in here bro," says the bouncer. Distraught the man goes to his car and searches for a tie but can only find jumper cables. He wraps them around his neck and goes back to the club. "Can I get in now?" he asks. "Yea ok," says the bouncer, "But don't start anything!"

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar...

A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. Immediately, the bartender walks up and says: "Hey! You guys can hang out here...just don't try and start anything."

Stopped from going into a bar, dis is discrimination.

A brain and a jumper cable walked up to the bar, "I'm sorry , I can't serve you guys " said the barman,
Why? said the brain,

You're outta youre head and he is going to start something.

A guy walk into a bar carrying jumper cables

The bartender says, "Hey buddy, don't start anything in here."

My laptop in college was So bad..

To start it I needed my friends car and some jumper cables

A guy walks into a bar....

...holding a set of jumper cables and asks the bartender for a drink. The bartender says "okay, I'll serve you, but don't you start anything!"

I work for AAA

I was called out to help a woman whose car wouldn't start. Used jumper cables to hook it up to my truck, started right up.
Woman: "Thank you so much, is there a charge?"
Me: "Just your battery."

My jumper cables stopped working the other day

So I called triple A to bounce up my trampoline

Two jumper cables walk into a bar

What did the Bartender say when two jumper cables walk into a bar. "You guys better not start anything in here."

A pair of jumper cables walks into a bar...

The bartender looks right at him and says, " Hey! Don't you go starting anything!"

A jumper cable walks into a bar

The bartender says, "Sure, you can stay, but don't start anything!"

Guy walks into a bar...

Guy walks into a bar with jumper cables wrapped around his neck.
Bartender said "alright...but don't start nothing!"

A pair of jumper cables goes into a bar

After requesting a drink, the bartender says, "OK... but just don't start anything."

Buddy's been driving all night, sees a roadside bar and stops for a much-needed cold beer.

Bouncer says "sorry bud, gotta have a tie to get in".
Buddy goes to his car, roots thru the trunk and can't find a tie. Grabs his jumper cables and wraps them around his neck.
Bouncer says "cool man, come on in...just don't start anything".
....I'll see myself out now.

A guy walks into a bar holding a pair of jumper cables

He says, "Hey bartender, can I get a drink over here?" The bartender says, "Alright, but don't go trying to start anything in here"

Jumper Cables

A set of jumper cables walks in a bar. Says to the bartender, "Can I get a drink?"
Bartender says, "Ya, but just don't start anything!"

A man walks into a fancy bar

A man walks into a fancy bar. The bartender says, "Sir, you cannot be in here without a tie." The man walks back to his car and finds some jumper cables, and makes a tie out of them. He walks back in to the fancy bar and gets a stern look from the bartender who says, "That will do, but please don't start anything."

Bouncer wouldn't let me in the club without a tie, so I wrapped jumper cables around my neck.

He let me in, but told me I better not start anything inside.

A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar...

A guy goes into a nice restaurant bar wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission.
So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free.
He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few moments and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in, just don't start anything."

Two jumper cables walk into a bar.

"Two whiskeys, neat," they say.
"I don't usually serve your kind," says the bartender. "But tonight I'll make an exception. Just don't start anything."

A man walks into a restaurant and requests a table for one.

The host explains that the restaurant has a dress code, and men at minimum need to be wearing a tie. The man says, "Okay." and walks back out to his car to see if he has a tie in his back seat from the work week. He's looking and looking and can't find one. He pops the trunk and even searches in there. He still can't find a tie but finds his jumper cables. So he puts the jumper cables around his neck and ties them in a Windsor knot and walks back inside.
"So can I have a table now?" the man asks.
The host replies, "Alright, sir, that'll work for tonight. But if I seat you, please don't try to start anything."

A tough looking guy walks into a bar with some jumper cables hanging around his neck...

...The bar tender looks at the guy and says, "you can stay, but don't start anything!"

A man walks up to a bar...

... and the bouncer says "No tie, no admittance". The guy goes back to his car, looking for a tie; only finds jumper cables. He arranges them around his neck like a tie and heads back in. The bouncer gives him an appraising glance, and says "OK; I'll let you in. But don't start anything!".

A man walks up to a night club and tries to enter.

The bouncer turns him away saying he needs to wear a tie or something around his neck.
The man walks back to his car and comes back a few minutes later with some jumper cables around his neck.
The bouncer reluctantly lets him in saying, "alright, but don't start anything"

A man with jumper cables...

... Walks into a bar, he asks the bartender for a beer and a shot of tequila.
The bartender replies "I hope you aren't trying to start something in here"

Dress Code

A guy goes into a restaurant/lounge wearing a shirt open at the collar and is met by a bouncer who tells him he must wear a necktie to gain admission. So the guy goes out to his car and he looks around for a necktie and discovers that he just doesn't have one. He sees a set of jumper cables in his trunk. In desperation he ties these around his neck, manages to fashion a fairly acceptable looking knot and lets the ends dangle free. He goes back to the restaurant and the bouncer carefully looks him over for a few minutes and then says, "Well, OK, I guess you can come in - just don't start anything."

A guy goes to a club.No entry_-_

A guy goes to a club; the bouncer stops him. "No tie, no entry." He walks back to his car to find a tie. All he found were jumper cables so he puts them around his neck like a tie. He goes back and says "How's this?" The bouncer says "I'll let you in, but don't start anything."

How do you know your dad's into cars?

The first thing he grabs to beat you with is jumper cables.

My battery was dead...

So I tried to fix it by attaching it to two jumper cables near a power source.
No luck so far.
I missed many calls that day.

A bra, a battery, and a set of jumper cables walk into a bar...

The battery and cables sit down at a table while the bra approaches the bartender.
Bra says, "Three pints, please."
Bartender replies, "I'm not serving you."
The bra asks why not.
Bartender answers, "Because you're clearly off your t**... and your friends look like they're about to start something."

A pair of sunglasses and a set of jumper cables were lined up waiting to get into a nightclub.....

The bouncer was letting everybody in front of them in but when they get to the velvet rope the bouncer says: Sorry fellas, I can't let you in.
Feeling dejected the sunglasses said Why not?
The bouncer replies Well for a start, you're off your head and your mate here looks like he could start something.

No tie, no entry

Guy decides to go to a swanky new nightclub. He gets to the door and the bouncer stops him. "You have to have a tie to get in".
Guy goes back to his car to see if he has a tie laying around. No dice. So he takes his jumper cables and ties them around his neck.
Goes back to the door, bouncer looks him over, says "ok, you can go in, just don't start anything ".

A n**... man walked into a bar

He was carrying a pair of jumper cables draped around his neck. The man went up to the bartender and asked "Can I get a whiskey sour?"
"OK," said the bartender- "but don't start anything!"

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