The Best 15 Jumbo Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Jumbo jokes. There are some jumbo massive jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these jumbo grande puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Jumbo Jokes and Puns

Willpower

I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn, & a jumbo sausage. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I haven't eaten for two days.'

I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'

I really like oxymorons. Phrases like jumbo shrimp, organized chaos, open secret

Or United States of America.

What do you call an elephant that flies ?

A Jumbo Jet...

Jumbo joke, What do you call an elephant that flies ?

I'm like a jumbo kosher pickle

Guess you could say I'm a pretty big dill.

What do you call an overweight Cajun conman?

A jumbo liar.

Credit to my boyfriend who is exceptionally punny.


A husband's new wife really wants...

A husband's new wife really wants to go on a cruise for their honeymoon. The husband agrees, even though he tends to get horribly seasick on the water.

So the day before the wedding, he goes to a drugstore. He gets a jumbo pack of condoms, and the largest bottle of dramamine in the store.

At the checkout counter, the cashier looks at his condoms and dramamine and asks, If it makes you so sick, why do you do it?

I Take Jumbo Pickles Very Seriously

I mean, it's a pretty big dill

Jumbo joke, I Take Jumbo Pickles Very Seriously

I went to the local hot dog guy and said, Can I get a jumbo sausage?

He said, Sure. It shouldn't be long.

Me: In that case, can I get two?

What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab?

"Looks like you've got me in a pinch."

What's a Jumbo Jet's favorite kind of bagel?

Plane.

A jumbo jet ditches into the caribbean

It was plane sailing from then on

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The LGBT community us so dumb

Like really this many genders, and other Mumbo jumbo, like LGBT get your facts straight!

ON POPE JOHN PAUL II'S DEATH

This guy was in his late hundreds. He had the posture of a jumbo shrimp. You were shocked? What -- did you see him on the X Games?

Jumbo shrimp is an oxymoron.

Jumbo shrimp with 8 wives is an oxymorman.

What happens when you eat 4 jumbo cans of vegetable soup?

You have a massive vowel movement.

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We suggest to use only working jumbo immense piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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