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Brutus: Thanks, and yes, they had a sale at Traitor Joe's.
Caesar: "I came, I saw, I conquered."
Khan: "I conquered, I saw, I came."
He holds up two fingers and says "Five beers, please!"
"Veni, vidi, vici."
Because he was Roman.
Brutus: Which is our boarding gate Caesar?
Caesar: A-2 Brutus
Brutus: And what time is the flight Caesar?
Caesar: 8:02 Brutus
Brutus: By the way, I have sandwiches. Do you want one Caesar?
Caesar: Ate two Brutus
Brutus: This is an unusual paper size for a ticket. What size is it Caesar?
Caesar: A2 Brutus
Brutus (Thinking to himself): This man is really getting on my nerves. One of these days I'm going to have to kill him
Veni, Vidi... Veni.
Veni
Veni, vidi, veni.
A young Julius Caesar and his friend Kevin were walking a Roman road. Caesar says "I'm really thinking about going all out this year and having a bust made of myself" to which Kevin
replied..."Ughh...Don't get a-head of yourself".
Because you have to be straight to be a good ruler
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He died surrounded by all of his friends.
name... a salad.... after me...ahhh
Julius Caesar was coming out of a fast food restaurant when Brutus bumped into him and asked,"How are the burgers, Julius?
Julius replied, "Ate two, Brute!"
"Veni."
Talk about getting stabbed in the back
I can't believe you had the Gaul to do this.
You're driving me in-Seine. I can't handle this Rhine now.
He didn't speak English.
All that backstabbing was too much for him.
While there he breaks off from his group of friends to talk to an attractive young woman. His friends don't see him for the rest of the night, and the next morning they're all eager to find out what happened. So when they next see him they ask him what happened.
"Vidi, vici, veni" replies Ceasar.
He was the only one with the Gaul to try it.
Hearing Harder daddy! Was not one of them
You've got a lot of Gaul!
But that was when his friend said: "Hey! Don't get a head of yourself!"
Casca: How could you not order enough pizza for everyone?
Julius: But there was enough for everybody to have a slice...
Brutus: I ate 2 slices.
Julius: ATE TWO, BRUTE?
Brutus asks: How many apples did you eat last night?
Julius responds: Et two, Brute.
Julius Caesar is looking for a lady. A friend of his suggests a woman he knows. He meets the woman, and they go to his house. The next day, Caesar bumps into his friend again. The friend asks "how did it go"? Caesar replies, "I saw, I conquered, I came."
Gayus Julius Caesar: I saw, I conquered, I came
The owner stops him at the door and says: "I cannot believe you have the Gaul to just strut in here like that!"
that he died a holy man.
Veni! Veni! Veni!
and said, 'Youtube, route us'.
says to the bartender *I'll have 5 beers, please*
I have to agree, but it took a lot of Gaul.
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