Cheerful Fun Juliet Jokes for Lovely Laughter
...Then Juliet looked down from her balcony and said,
"Its over Romeo,
I have the high ground"
Some consider Romeo and Juliet a tale of true romantic love...
But only if you consider 2 underage kids in a relationship that lasted 3 days causing 2 suicides and 3 murders romantic...
[Juliet looking down from balcony]
"It's over Romeo, I have the high ground"
What's the difference between CoVID-19 and Romeo and Juliet?
One's a Coronavirus, the other is a Verona Crisis.
Just been arrested by the police after recently being given the part of Romeo in my local theater.
The script clearly said 'Enter Juliet from behind'.
"Will you be my Juliet and I will be your Romeo?"
"Aww, you love me?"
"No, I just thought the world would be better if we were both dead."
How did Juliet maintain constant temperature?
Romeostasis.
Juliet hates it when people give her advice about relationships.
It's not her first Romeo.
What tragic fruit resembles Romeo and Juliet?
Cantaloupe
If Romeo and Juliet were tuna...
they would be Starkist lovers.
Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet?
A customer at our bookstore asked me, "Do you have the original book Romeo and Juliet? My daughter needs it for school, and all I can find is the play."
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What do Romeo and Juliet have in common with melons?
They both cantaloupe.
At the car dealership
- Hello, i'm interested in buying an Alfa .
- Romeo?
- Juliet ?
I'm banned for life from acting in our production of Romeo and Juliet, just because I misunderstood the stage directions.
It said, [Enter Juliet from the rear]
