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Popular Julie Short Jokes

Short julie jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The julie humour may include short carol jokes also.

  1. 4th of July, The only time of the year Americans say the day and month in the correct order.
  2. As a non-American, I love seeing Americans saying Happy 4th of July. It's the only time Americans pronounce dates correctly.
  3. I don't see why we Brits don't celebrate the 4th of July. Surely 239 years of being officially separate from America is something to be happy about.
  4. My daughter was born this morning, July 4th. It's the day I lost my independence.
    (This is also true, she was born around 2:30 this morning and baby and mama are doing well).
  5. This is ridiculous. It's July 6th and people are still setting off fireworks. One almost caught our christmas decoration on fire.
  6. Fourth of July, The only time of the year an American can say the day and month in the correct order.
  7. If 9/11 had happened in July... 7/11's brand name would have crumbled faster than the Twin Towers.
  8. This 4th of July, the British should celebrate independence day too. Now they feel like they dodged a bullet.
  9. How many seconds are there in one year? 12 of them: January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, April 2nd, May 2nd, June 2nd, July 2nd, august 2nd, September 2nd, October 2nd, November 2nd, December 2nd.
  10. Happy Fourh of July "Hey England, Happy Fourh of July."
    "Where's the T?"
    "We threw it in the harbor."
    Merica.

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Julie One Liners

Which julie one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with julie? I can suggest the ones about john and bedside.

  1. Hey girl, are you a parked car in July? Because I want to leave a baby in you.
  2. Mom, why am I getting christmas gifts in July? Because it's cheaper than chemotherapy.
  3. June is already over? Julying
  4. HAPPY FOURH OF JULY Looking for the T?
    It's in Boston Harbor.
  5. Me and my childhood crush are marrying next year Hers is in February and mine in July
  6. My dad said everything would be back to normal by June So I told him yesterday "Julyed"
  7. Most people have off on Independence Day. Except fire. Fire-works on 4th of July.
  8. Totally sick of idiots letting firework off early, it's still October for goodness sake!!! Dog is going mad and keeps knocking the Christmas tree over!
  9. My son is a man trapped inside a womans body. He'll be born in July.
  10. I have never understood why people abbreviate July as Jul. i mean seriously y?
  11. I brought a date to the 4th of July party... ...really sweetened up the fruit salad.
  12. What is a holocaust denier's favourite month? JULY
  13. You're like school in July... No class
  14. How is looking up your symptoms on WebMD like your July Horoscope? It's probably cancer.
  15. What do you say when your friend says it's June 31st? July'd.

Julie Andrews Jokes

Here is a list of funny julie andrews jokes and even better julie andrews puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • What is Julie Andrews' favourite coffee? Do re me fa so latte.
  • What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common? They both made habits fashionable.
Julie joke, What do Julie Andrews in The Sound of Music and Keith Richards have in common?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about julie can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of julie puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Hilarious Fun Julie Jokes to Bring Joy & Laughter with Friends

What funny jokes about julie you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean speak jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make julie prank.

Julie Andrews withdraws her endorsement

Julie Andrews will no longer be endorsing Revlon Vibrant Shades lipstick, as she claims it breaks too easily and makes her breath smell.
In a statement she said, "The super color fragile lipstick gives me halitosis."

...Then Juliet looked down from her balcony and said,

"Its over Romeo,
I have the high ground"

[Juliet looking down from balcony]

"It's over Romeo, I have the high ground"

All the single ladles

Joe invited his mother over for dinner one night. During the course of said dinner his mother couldn't help but notice the staggering beauty of Joe's roommate. She had been long suspicious of a relationship between them, and her beauty combined with the banter she had seen them share only made her all the more curious.
Joe noticed his mother's suspicion. "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you that Julie and I are just roommates."
A week later, Julie came to Joe and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I can't seem to find the gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it on accident, do you?"
Joe agreed that it was a reasonable possibility, and wrote a letter to his mother inquiring about the ladle. It read, "I'm not saying you 'did' take the ladle, nor am I saying you 'did not' take the ladle,' but the fact is it's been missing since you came to dinner last week."
Several weeks later, a reply came.
"I'm not saying you 'do' sleep with Julie, nor am I saying you 'do not' sleep with Julie. The fact is if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the ladle by now."

"Will you be my Juliet and I will be your Romeo?"

"Aww, you love me?"
"No, I just thought the world would be better if we were both dead."

A man visits a mental hospital.

He sees a patient with torn clothes & unkempt hair shouting "Julie !! Julie !!"
He asks the assistant about the reason for the patient's  behavior. Asst says the patient used to love a girl called Julie but couldn't marry her. So he became mad.
The man visits the next ward. There also he sees another patient with torn clothes & unkempt hair shouting
"Julie !! Julie !!"
The man looks at the assistant.
The assistant says "This one married Julie"

How did Juliet maintain constant temperature?

Romeostasis.

A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her 40th birthday. He says: So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?

Bernie, she says. I want a divorce .
My goodness, he says. I wasn't planning on spending that much.

Hey man, where did Julie spend her vacation?

Alaska.
- No thats okay, I'll ask her myself

Juliet hates it when people give her advice about relationships.

It's not her first Romeo.

Julie knew her new boyfriend was secretly gay...

She had him pegged.

What would you like for your birthday...

A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, "So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?"
She says, "Bernie, I want a divorce."
"My goodness," he says, "I wasn't planning on spending that much."

My friend Julie was dating this guy and one day she called me crying saying she was done with him for body shaming her at their dinner, I asked her for more details,

She said he called her 'Born a petite'.

Julie Julie

Julie Julie?
Yes Oni-Chan?
Stole my condoms?
No Oni-Chan!
Telling Lies?
No Oni-Chan!!
Open Wide!
AHH AHH AHH

What do you call an energetic girl?

Julie

Julie joke, What do you call an energetic girl?

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