The Best 9 Julian Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Julian jokes. There are some julian setup jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these julian celia puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Julian Jokes and Puns

What's Mr. Lahey's favorite smoothie?

Orange Julian

When I heard Julian Assange had 2 children with his lawyer while in exile...

I realized this gave new meaning to the words pro bono!

For Halloween this year, I went as Julian Assange

And stayed home.

What is Julian Assange's biggest fear?

Having the fire alarm go off.

Dear Kids, there is no Santa.

Those presents are from your parents.

Love, Julian Assange - *WikiLeaks*.


Juliane Koepcke was the sole survivor, when her plane crashed in the amazon

Guess they should have made the whole plane out of her

What is Julian Assange's favorite vegetable?

WikiLeeks.

Julian Assange throws a barbeque

One of the guests compliments him on the marinade for the chicken. What's the recipe she asks? Julian replies 'Sorry I never reveal my sauces'

Have you heard Julian Assange never spends more than 20 seconds in the restroom?

Yeah, he's infamous for his quickieleaks.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the julian miguel jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working julian nicolas piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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