Julia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Julia jokes. Read julia jenna jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) that will make you laugh out loud.

Enjoy this list of puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these julia julia gillard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently.

They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren't man haters!

For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.

I wanted to improve my cooking skills, so I finally decided to cook my way through Julia Child's cookbook

I'm on page 122, but no matter how much butter I use, it still just tastes like paper.

Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.

Now, why can't you do that?"

"Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."

Two blonde roommates

One day julia's new roommate emma was bathing with the door open.

julia: Why are you bathing with the door open?

emma: I didn't want your s**... boyfriend peeping through the keyhole that's why!

"O Julia, You are like a fractal to me...

I enjoy zooming every part of you. "

What is Julian Assange's biggest fear?

Having the fire alarm go off.

Juliane Koepcke was the sole survivor, when her plane crashed in the amazon

Guess they should have made the whole plane out of her

Julia joke, Juliane Koepcke was the sole survivor, when her plane crashed in the amazon

What do you call a fractal set that has had a fit?

Julia Seizure

What is Julian Assange's favorite vegetable?


What did Julia Roberts apply for when she walked in to a bank in the movie Notting Hill?

A hugh grant.

The local radio station was asking listeners to call on with their favorite Stars in Horror Movie

I was the first caller and said "Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman"! Aparently enunciation is EVERYTHING.

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Julian Assange throws a barbeque

One of the guests compliments him on the marinade for the chicken. What's the recipe she asks? Julian replies 'Sorry I never reveal my sauces'

Julia Roberts has a new movie coming out this Friday...

It's about a woman who fights to expose the toxic levels of green beer. It's called Erin Go Bragh-kovich.

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