Uplifting Julia Jokes to have Hilarious Fun with Friends
My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently.
They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren't man haters!
For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.
I wanted to improve my cooking skills, so I finally decided to cook my way through Julia Child's cookbook
I'm on page 122, but no matter how much butter I use, it still just tastes like paper.
Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.
Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.
Now, why can't you do that?"
"Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."
Two blonde roommates
One day julia's new roommate emma was bathing with the door open.
julia: Why are you bathing with the door open?
emma: I didn't want your s**... boyfriend peeping through the keyhole that's why!
"O Julia, You are like a fractal to me...
I enjoy zooming every part of you. "
What is Julian Assange's biggest fear?
Having the fire alarm go off.
Juliane Koepcke was the sole survivor, when her plane crashed in the amazon
Guess they should have made the whole plane out of her
What do you call a fractal set that has had a fit?
Julia Seizure
What is Julian Assange's favorite vegetable?
WikiLeeks.
What did Julia Roberts apply for when she walked in to a bank in the movie Notting Hill?
A hugh grant.
The local radio station was asking listeners to call on with their favorite Stars in Horror Movie
I was the first caller and said "Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman"! Aparently enunciation is EVERYTHING.
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Julian Assange throws a barbeque
One of the guests compliments him on the marinade for the chicken. What's the recipe she asks? Julian replies 'Sorry I never reveal my sauces'
Julia Roberts has a new movie coming out this Friday...
It's about a woman who fights to expose the toxic levels of green beer. It's called Erin Go Bragh-kovich.
