The Best 13 Julia Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Julia jokes. There are some julia jenna jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these julia elise puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Julia Jokes and Puns

My Lesbian neighbours Eva and Julia asked me to help them conceive a child recently.



They said they wouldn't mind if we did it the old fashioned way as they weren't man haters!

For six months now we've been trying but I just don't have the heart to tell them I had a vasectomy last year.

I wanted to improve my cooking skills, so I finally decided to cook my way through Julia Child's cookbook

I'm on page 122, but no matter how much butter I use, it still just tastes like paper.

Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving twosome.

Every morning, when he leaves the house, he kisses her goodbye, and every evening when he comes homes, he brings her a dozen roses.

Now, why can't you do that?"

"Gosh," James says, "why I hardly know the girl."

Julia joke, Julia tells her husband, "James, that young couple that just moved in next door seem such a loving t

Two blonde roommates

One day julia's new roommate emma was bathing with the door open.

julia: Why are you bathing with the door open?

emma: I didn't want your stupid boyfriend peeping through the keyhole that's why!

"O Julia, You are like a fractal to me...

I enjoy zooming every part of you. "


What is Julian Assange's biggest fear?

Having the fire alarm go off.

Juliane Koepcke was the sole survivor, when her plane crashed in the amazon

Guess they should have made the whole plane out of her

Julia joke, Juliane Koepcke was the sole survivor, when her plane crashed in the amazon

What do you call a fractal set that has had a fit?

Julia Seizure

What is Julian Assange's favorite vegetable?

WikiLeeks.

What did Julia Roberts apply for when she walked in to a bank in the movie Notting Hill?

A hugh grant.

The local radio station was asking listeners to call on with their favorite Stars in Horror Movie

I was the first caller and said "Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman"! Aparently enunciation is EVERYTHING.

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Julian Assange throws a barbeque

One of the guests compliments him on the marinade for the chicken. What's the recipe she asks? Julian replies 'Sorry I never reveal my sauces'

Julia Roberts has a new movie coming out this Friday...

It's about a woman who fights to expose the toxic levels of green beer. It's called Erin Go Bragh-kovich.

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We suggest to use only working julia judy piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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